Hi everyone. This fanfic is for Jentii, Gambs and Cobsi. Sorry Tanz that I couldn't include you. You are not in the war of L&J vs G&C.
Okay, don't ask why I wrote sucha pointless fanfic, if you can even call it that. This is brainstorming for our 'revenge'. Don't ask, it's nothing too bad. Just good-natured stuff. Not THAT friendly thought.
Don't worry if you don't get it. I don't expect you to.
Tell me if I should continue rambling.
This is REALLY weird.
Trust me.
Disclaimer: FMA, FURUBA & NARUTO ALL DON'T BELONG TO ME.
Once upon a time…
There lived a chibi called Ed…
Who had two nemeses…
One called Sasuke…
Another called Roy…
Sasuke hated him because…
Ed took the role of being a chibi… (for reference please visit GambomasterXD's fanfic)
And Ed hated Roy…
Who was actually his first love…
But because Roy loves Kyo…
Ed was sad…
So out of desperation and confusion…
Ed killed Kyo…
Then when Kagura found out…
She killed Roy…
And married Ed…
But Winry found out…
And killed Kagura…
And married Shigure…
Unfortunately…
Akito heard rumours…
And killed Winry…
And lived happily as Mrs Akito Armstrong…
But Alphonse found out…
He was not a happy little vegemite…
He crushed Akito…
And killed Kureno…
Arisa saw the whole process…
And swore for revenge…
And she seduced Envy…
And had a kid named Akiya…
But Grace was a very copy-right-conscious person…
So she sued all the characters in FMA and Fruits Basket…
Itachi admired her for her bravery…
And proposed…
He got a positive answer…
But had a negative thought…
What if…
But it came true…
Kisame found out…
Slaughtering was fun…
Marrying the brother of your partner…
Was difficult to uphold…
But he had confidence…
Not so much when the fan girls came charging…
Choruses of 'DIE YOU BASTARD, SASUKE IS OURS!' could be heard…
A stampede…
Bitch slaps…
'Don't worry Kisame-kunny-chan-chan-sama-san; we shall protect you from the squeaky harpies who used their power of youth wrongly, YOSH!'
Ping…
"Good Guy Pose"…
Silence…
Eyebrows rose…
Confirmation of what was heard…
Two injured green blobs…
One injured shark…
Man…
Far off distance…
Insults…
Verbal abuse…
Swearing…
Name-calling…
Slapping…
Pigs…
And foreheads…
Yawns…
Munches of nutritional chips…
Slurps of stringed things for human consumption…
Stammers…
Shouts…
Of pigs and foreheads…
Of mummies and weaklings… (Ino's bandages and Sakura's so called 'fragility')
Of Sasuke-lover and Sasuke-devotee…
Of mega-gelled fringe and bubblegum hair…
Best friends…
Jealousy…
Betrayal…
Worst enemy…
Two desperadoes…
One prize…
One handsome prize…
One handsome yet cold prize…
One handsome yet cold but also ambitious prize…
Perhaps gay…
Perhaps straight…
Perhaps both…
Or none…
Wanting…
Ramen…
Revenge…
Sasuke…
Love…
Untroublesome life…
Endless food…
Freedom…
Better aim…
Victory…
Courage…
Bugs…
Dogs…
More Icha Icha Books …
Fulfilling dreams…
I like to manga manga!
Randomness…
World domination…
Old man…
And girly boys…
Shall kick their butts…
And…
And…
Live…
You shall…
Happy…
Live…
Stringing the words together…
With courage…
And they lived happily ever after…
Okay, I'm done. This was so random ne? I don't like this fic much. But who cares.
To Jentii: I dunno... hmm... err... Right... Umm... oh yeah! You have to help me think of the fic! And I might find ideas for yours. I still say Yohru... I know, a random word that I made up. Okay cbb to talk anymore now. Talk to you at school.