Abarai-fukutaicho - Stop delivering false challenges to duels to Zaraki-taicho on behalf of others without their knowledge.
Aizen-taicho - Stop stealing your fukutaicho's underwear. Even if you plan to hide them in Hitsugaya-taicho's bedroom. This behavior is highly disturbing.
Hitsugaya-taicho - Stop filing sexual harassment charges against your fukutaicho.
Ichimaru-taicho - That love note you received did not actually come from Soifon-taicho. This should have been readily apparent to you, as it was written in pink crayon on the hide of a defeated Hollow.
Kuchiki Rukia - You may not run away to the human world to escape your brother's wrath.
Kurotsuchi-taicho - There are proper procedures to dispose of hazardous materials and failed experiments. Throwing them over the wall into the eleventh division is not one of them.
Kusajishi-fukutaicho - Please stop making jewelry out of the bones of defeated Hollows and passing them out as gifts to unsuspecting individuals.
Kyoraku-taicho - You are not a member of the fourth division and are not qualified to perform gynecological exams.
Matsumoto-fukutaicho - If you absolutely must sweep the contents of your taicho's desk to the floor, lay yourself across it in a sexually provocative position and offer to make him a man, please do so in private.
Soifon-taicho - The eleventh division does not go into work each day on the "short bus".
Zaraki-taicho - Please arrive to meetings in a timely and appropriate manner. Arriving twenty minutes late by crashing through the ceiling, destroying the table and declaring "Who wants their ass kicked today?" is not a timely and appropriate manner.