Abarai-fukutaicho - Playing 'Battleship' is not an effective form of training. Please stop carrying it around and randomly challenging people to a game.
Aizen-taicho - Your skill with the art of language is truly admirable, but the rest of the Gotei 13 would like to request that you please stop trying to find ways to work the word 'zucchini' into conversation. Yes, it is a funny sounding word. We are still sick of hearing it.
Ayasegawa Yumichika - Your origami skills are impressive. However, making them out of official paperwork is not a proper and productive use of your time. Filling your division's barracks full of them six feet deep and declaring it a paper crane wildlife refuge is going too far. We understand that you are bored. Therefore, your punishment for dying the entire tenth division's uniforms hot pink is hereby lifted. Go kill some Hollows or something.
Ichimaru-taicho - Stop asking if you and Hitsugaya-taicho can switch fukutaicho.
Kuchiki Rukia - The Shinigami Women's Association, despite what they would have others believe, does not have the authority to countermand orders from your taicho. Stop following him around with a camera. I don't care why you're doing it. Just stop.
Kurotsuchi-taicho - Roleplay is to be done on your own time, and in private. There are certain things we never want to see.
Kusajishi-fukutaicho - It has come to our attention that many messages are not reaching their intended recipients. Again, we must respectfully request that you stop eating the Hell Butterflies.
Kyoraku-taicho - You will cease and desist any and all attempts to legally change your name to Kyoraku "Sexy Stud" Shunsui or any variations thereof, effective immediately.
Madarame Ikaku - The sixth division does not have "stick-in-ass-itis". Please stop sending false requests to the fourth division for emergency assistance on behalf of other divisions.
Matsumoto-fukutaicho - Stop filing sexual harassment charges against your taicho. He is not staring at your breasts on purpose. His head just happens to be eye-level with them.
Unohana-taicho - Please stop nailing gruesome diagrams labeled "What Happens When Shinigami Miss Their Prostate Exams" on people's doors. We have children in our ranks.
Zaraki-taicho - Chasing souls while laughing maniacally, brandishing your zanpakuto and yelling "Stand still and let me whack you!" is not an incentive for them to allow you to perform konso.