Cyclops: I can't believe this, Jean! After so much years with everything against us, finally things start to go our way! We have our own nation, all mutants live together in harmony… and we have our own home with our own family! I still can't believe we will celebrate our first Thanksgiving day.

Jean: But is it a good idea? Thanksgiving is an American holiday, we're trying to build our own nation, culture, celebrations…

Cyclops: You may be right, but Thanksgiving is the greatest family celebration and I will have at least one. Vulcan is preparing the roast turkey, we still have time. Cable! Rachel! You are here! Let's… (the bell rings) Who can it possibly be?

X-Man: Mom! Dad! I'm here! I came for the family reunion!

Cyclops: What? Do you think I forgot how you trapped most mutants in your weird alternate dimension some months ago? Things got really rough for us out here because of your nonsense!

Jean: And you have some face calling us "Mom" and "Dad". We're not related to you at all!

X-Man: No? Because I'm the son of the Cyclops and Jean Grey of an alternate dimension? That may be so, but what about your precious Rachel? She also comes from an alternate dimension, she's also the daughter of an alternate versions of you!

Rachel: Hey!

X-Man: And this teenager Cable over there… he's not really yours either, is he? Cyclops had a son with your clone, who was sent to the future and came back as an adult older than both of you, and who was killed by yet another version of himself from the timestream…

Cable: Hey!

X-Man: Isn't your family happiness a bit manufactured? Yes, it is, but who am I to judge? I'm just saying, manufacture it a bit more, and let me in… "daddy".

Cyclops: Well… he has a point. Krakoa is for all mutants, after all, and we all agreed to bury old grudges. What the hell, you can stay. (the bell rings) Who can it possibly be?

Havok: Scott! Oh, Scott, you have to help me! I miss Madelyne! I miss her so much!

Cyclops: But… Madelyne is dead, isn't she?

Havok: Yes, she is. And the Quiet Council can resurrect her! And they refuse to, because she's a clone! Please, brother, you have to make them understand!

Cyclops: Would love to, but we're kind of busy right now. We're about to celebrate Thanksgiving, and…

Havok: And you left a chair for me? Thanks, brother, thanks so much! You are always there for me! Do you think you can convince them?

Cyclops: I'll try… later… but you know, they refuse because she's… how can I put it in words? A bit dangerous.

Cable: Hey! Watch it when you talk about my mother! I can easily point your jerkass love life, and how it ruined her life… but I won't, because I'm your son, and that would be gross!

Cyclops: Sorry, but I was trying to be tactful. I…

Old man Cable: Bodyslide by two. Say hello to the family, Hope.

Cyclops and Jean: WHAT?!

Teen Cable: What are you doing here, old man? I had killed you!

Old man Cable: Kid, you graduated on the Marty McFly School of Time-Travel, or what? I'm your future self, and I have time-travel technology. As for what am I doing here… This was the only Thanksgiving Scott and Jean had before the destruction of Krakoa during the war with the DC Universe. I want to be part of it, too.

Cyclops: The war with… what?

Cable: We're here to celebrate, aren't we?! Tell Logan to bring more beer!

Cyclops: Logan is not here. (the bell rings) Who can it possibly be?

Logan: Hi there, slim! I'm here for Thanksgiving day!

Cyclops: Yes, I told you that, but… it's a family reunion, I thought you understood.

Logan: Of course it is! So what, are we not family? You, me, Jeannie, and Emma, we all live together, we are family, right!

Cyclops: I suppose so…

Logan: Great! Daken, Laura, Gabby, Bellona, Hudson, Connor, get inside! You don't mind I brought my children, right? They are family.

Cyclops: Jimmy Hudson? Your son? But isn't he from another dimension?

Jean: Let's not open that can of worms again. Krakoa for all mutants, remember?

X-Man: But is he a mutant? I heard that in his dimension their DNA was rewritten by nanobots.

Jean: Krakoa for all mutants, period! Or leave right now and have your Thanksgiving Day with Apocalypse!

Logan: You said it, Jeannie! By the way, I killed a bear and brought it for lunch, it's outside.

Jean: Let's… stick to the classics, shall we? (the bell rings) Who can it possibly be?

Emma Frost: Hello, Jean. Hello, Logan. Hello, my darling Scott, this is for you.

Teen Cable: ARGH! Gross! That's not something that can be unseen!

Rachel: What the hell? Don't do that in front of the children! Meaning, us!

Old man Cable: I should have come some minutes later…

X-Man: Grr, feisty!

Jean: Emma! This is a family reunion, that was completely inaproppiate!

Laura: What the hell is happening?

Logan: If I understood it right, Emma has shown herself naked to Scott, and everybody else is unconfortable with that.

Laura: But… she didn't undress. She hasn't taken any clothes off. It was all inside their heads.

Logan: What can I say? Telepaths can be so weird sometimes… (the bell rings) Who can… oh, wait. Him.

Deadpool: Logan! How dare you have a family reunion and not invite me!

Logan: You're not family, Deadpool.

Deadpool: I thought we had something special. Remember the caper in NY and you bled on me? We're practically brothers!

Gabby: Deadpool! You came!

Jean (to Emma): Yes, we agreed to have an open relation the four of us, but there have to be limits, and a family reunion is clearly one of them! If you can't understand that, then you should…

Deadpool: What happened?

Gabby: I was grabbing some fries, Emma showed up, and they all started to shout.

Deadpool: No!

Gabby: And now they forgot to bring in more fries

Deadpool: No!

Gabby: And all just because Emma got herself naked

Deadpool: NO!

Cyclops: Good work, Gabby, now we won't get rid of him in ages. (the bell rings) Who can it possibly be?

Stepford Cuckoos (in unison): We came, mom.

Emma: This was a private gift for Scott! You all were not supposed to intercept it! But you did, and now…

Stepford Cuckoos (in unison): This shall not do

Everybody: (...)

Emma: What? Did you just erased our minds to stop a discussion? What were we discussing about?

Stepford Cuckoos (in unison): Goodbye, mom.

Kid Cable: Esme, wait! Don't leave me again like that!

Celeste: I'm Celeste.

Cyclops: Well, that was… (the bell rings) Who can it possibly be?

Mr. Sinister: Hello, Scott. Nice Thanksgiving day, isn't it?

Cyclops: What's the matter, Sinister? Quiet Council issues? I'm kinda busy, I'm trying to have a family celebration right now

Mr. Sinister: Nothing of that! I have created in my lab a creature that is half-cow, half-pig. The meat is exquisite! What do you say, we put it in the barbecue?

Cyclops: Let's… stick to the classics, shall we? I mean, why did you come here?

Mr. Sinister: Because it's Thanksgiving Day, and I…

Corsair (teleporting in): Hello, Scott! I came from the other side of the galaxy to take part in your Thanksgiving Day!

Mr. Sinister: ...as I was saying, I have always been a paternal figure for you, wasn't I?

Corsair: WHAT?! What is this P'Takh saying? You would prefer him as a father?

Mr. Sinister: Hey, you left the planet and cruised around the cosmos, leaving your son all alone, and who was there for him?

Cyclops: Please… solve this yourselves. In the other room. (the bell rings) Who can it possibly be?

Lorna: Hello, Scott. Jean has called me. It seems that little poor Havok is crying all over the place, and he needs his old flame to make him feel better.

Scott: I see. But why did Magneto come with you?

Magneto: Because I'm her father, and it's Thanksgiving day.

Scott: I see. But why did Professor X come with you?

Xavier: Because both of us are joined by the hip nowadays.

Scott: I see. But why did the Juggernaut come with you?

Juggernaut: Because Black Tom did not want to come here alone.

Scott: Very well, then. I suppose we can get some more extra chairs. (the bell rings) Who can it possibly be now?

Stryfe: I know that Cable is here. Both of them. At last I'll have my revenge

Cyclops: NOBODY CARES! COME BACK TOMORROW! (and slams the door) (the bell rings) AGAIN?

Hyperstorm: Greetings, Scott Summers! I am Hyperstorm, son of Rachel Grey and Franklin Storm in the distant future, and I…

Cyclops: NEVER HEARD ABOUT YOU! TOO MUCH PEOPLE IN HERE ALREADY! (the bell rings) NOW WHAT?

Scarlet Witch: Hello, Cyclops. Is my father here?

Cyclops: NO! GO AWAY, PRETENDER! WE'RE FILLED FOR TODAY! (and slams the door)

Scarlet Witch (outside the house): Well, poop. You heard the man, Vision, Viv, Ultron/Pym, Wasp, Jocasta, Mancha, Alkema, Quicksilver, Crystal, Luna, Black Bolt, Medusa, Gorgon, Karnak, Triton. We'll have to hang out somewhere else. A Burger King, perhaps?

Multiple Man: Hey, people. I heard that there was a party at Summers' house?

Scarlet Witch: Go ahead. There's always room for one more. Go forth, and multiply.