Title: Truth in Sarcasm
Author: Ravenaiya (snapeisgood)
Pairing: sort of House/Wilson
Rating: G
Response to Challenge #28: "Heart" at house100
"I'll make you a deal, Cuddy. You guess how many Valentines I got and I'll do that many clinic hours."
"Nice try, House, but I'm not falling for it."
"Come on, please?"
"No one would dare."
He gasped and raised one hand to his mouth in mock horror. "Do you think they know about my secret crush on Wilson?"
Cuddy gave him a pointed look. "Everyone knows House – except Wilson."
House frowned. "It was a joke, Cuddy. It isn't funny when you turn it around and make it sound all serious."
"Really? Because I think it's even funnier that way."
The End