Ed Sheeran harry potter poo spell in naruto (boruto was not born yet)

by Horny4Hexbugs

After Ed Sheeran is accepted in hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry, he soon grows attached to anime and manga as an escape from getting bullied, however, one girl seems to be attached to Ed, and he forms a special bond despite all the odds being agaunst him… or does he? how will fare out in this epic tale?

The club isn't the best place to find a lover

So the toilet is where I go

Me and my friends at the table doing shits

Doing fart and then we talk slow

And you come over and fart up a stinky conversation with me

And trust me I'll give it a chance now

Take my shit, stop, put Killer Bean on the jukebox

And then we start to shart, and now I'm singing like

Bint, you know I want your arse

Your shit was handmade for somebody like me

Come on now, follow my balls

I may be constipated, don't mind me

Say, balls, put that manure on me

Grab on my cheeks and put that poo on me

Come on now, follow my balls

Come, come on now, follow my balls

I'm in love with the shape of poo

We push and pull like a sphincter do

Although my colon is prolapsing too

I'm in love with your rectum

And last night you were in my room

And now my bedsheets smell like poo

Every day discovering worms in my poo

I'm in love with your colon

Oh-I-oh-I-oh-I-oh-I

I'm in love with your rectum

Oh-I-oh-I-oh-I-oh-I

I'm in love with your tapeworms

Oh-I-oh-I-oh-I-oh-I

I'm in love with your pinworms

Every day discovering blood in my poo

I'm in love with the shape of poo

One week in we let the tape worm begin

We're going out on our group shit

You and me are filthy, so go all you can shit

Fill up your bag and I fill up a plate

We talk for hours and hours about the smeg and the sour

And how your family is watching me poo

Leave and get in a taxi, then shit in the backseat

Tell the driver make windows closed, and I'm singing like

Girl, you know I want your stank

Your fissure was handmade for somebody like me

Come on now, follow my stink

I may be mentally ill, don't mind me

Say, balls, shit like a cow on me

Grab on my balls and put that smegma on me

Come on balls, follow my balls

Come, come on now, I'm 14

I'm in love with the shape of poo

We push and pull like a pinworm do

Although my colons falling too

I'm in love with your stinky poo

And last night you were in my room

And now my tapeworms eats your poo

Every day discovering blood in my poo

I'm in love with your rectum

Oh-I-oh-I-oh-I-oh-I

I'm in love with your colon

Oh-I-oh-I-oh-I-oh-I

I'm in love with your tapeworms

Oh-I-oh-I-oh-I-oh-I

I'm in love with your hookworms

Every day haemorrhoids bleed brand new

I'm in love with the shape of poo

Come on, be my stinky, come on

Come on, be my stinky, come on

Come on, be my tape worm, come on

Come on, be my stinky, come on

Come on, be my tape worm, come on

Come on, be my stinky, come on

Come on, be my stinky, come on

Come on, be my tape worm, come on

I'm in love with the shape of poo

We push and pull like a prolapse do

Although my tape worm still loves you

I'm in love with your pinworms

Last night they were in my room

And now my bedsheets smell like poo

Every day discovering something brand poo

I'm in love with your colon

Come on, be my poopy, come on

Come on, be my stinky, come on

I'm in love with your colon

Come on, be my stinky, come on

Come on, be my poopy, come on

I'm in love with your tape worms

Come on, be my worm, come on

Come on, be my worm, come on

I'm in love with your pinworms

Every day discovering lots of pubic lice

I'm in love with the shape of poo