Disclaimer: I do not own Fruits Basket, though I would be soo rich if I did.
"Sohma vacation to Florida"
It was summer in Japan, and it was HOT! So hot that the birds would just drop dead in the sky, and the flies didn't bother you, because you know why? YES they would also drop dead because it was THAT hot!
But what did the Sohma's do to ease this unbearably HOT summer, they planned a vacation to…..FLORIDA! Which everyone was to excited to even realize that Florida would be just as hot. Shigure called up Hatori and all the other Sohma's and they all agreed it would be a great idea, except Hatori. He was just planning on thinking about depressing thoughts in his depressing office with that girls depressing picture, and being….well…depressed all summer. But it just didn't work out for him. WHY you ask, because I feel like making him go!
There was one thing they had to do before leaving, ask Akito for permission. Everyone else thought it would just be better if they left without telling him, but since Hatori was the only responsible adult (Put aside Ayame and Shigure, but really they don't count as adults.) He thought it was better if he asked permission, though everyone was thinking in the inside that even if he said no, they would leave anyway. I mean what could he do, he never even left the freaking house! Anyway Hatori went to ask him that night.
That night:
"Akito if you would just try to be reasonable I'm sure that we—
"NO! How dare they even think of being happy!" Akito said while trying to throw anything he could get his hands on and throwing them at Hatori, which sadly he was so weak that they only got about half way to him.
Hatori eyed him pitifully, he couldn't even throw anything at least a quarter of the way across the room…and that was just sad. But we all know that Hatori knows everything about being sad!
"Please Akito." Shigure said suddenly appearing behind Hatori.
"When did you get here Shigure?" Hatori asked.
"Oh I was just passing by the room when I suddenly heard a lot of crashing sounds and came to see what it was." Shigure lied spotting the pile of broken stuff in the middle of the room.
"I said NO! I cannot afford any of you being happy or it would ruin my reputation!" Akito yelled trying to throw more random stuff at Hatori and Shigure.
"Hmmmm….I have an idea, how about you come too. That way you don't have to worry about us being happy because you'll be there, and you make everyone un-happy!" Shigure said, with a look of pride on his face.
Akito sat there thinking it over. "Hmmm…..I guess I could, but only because I can't let you guys be happy because I'm a heartless bastard!" Akito finished quickly. "We leave tomorrow! Hatori pack my bags!" Akito ordered.
Hatori sighed and walked out of the room towards Akito's. He was actually hoping he would have disagreed, but then Shigure had to come in and put stupid ideas in his head! Shigure walked past him out of the room with a smile on his face. "You can thank me later my friend." He said and left to go home. Hatori sighed again, it was going to be looooooong summer, he thought gloomily.
Well they left the next morning like Akito ordered, though they could only get two taxis so it was going to be a little tight. Hiro and Kisa were disappointed though because they were two young to go, Akito didn't make them feel better when he kept telling them how useless and stupid they were, and Hatori had to calm the two crying children down before leaving.
"I-I can't go on!" Akito gasped after trying to walk half way to the car, he tried desperately to crawl the rest of the way, but found it much easier to lie down and wait till someone came and helped him. Well after about five minutes Hatori finally decided to help him since everyone else just kept on ignoring him and stepping over his body moving their bags to the taxi.
They all piled up into two taxis, this is who was in each taxi
Taxi #1:
Ayame
Shigure
Hatori
Momiji
Kagura
Taxi #2:
Kyo
Yuki
Haru
Ritsu
Akito
Tohru
Kagura had to be separated from Kyo, so it was just a little tight; everybody had to pile up on each other which put them all in a bad mood.
Also I forgot to say Rin isn't coming on the trip either because...Well I forgot okay!
Car #2:
"Stop sitting so close to me you damn rat!" Kyo yelled while pushing Yuki away from his scrunched up side of the car.
"I can't help it!" Yuki snapped
"Wow, I'm so happy! This is great! I love strawberries!" Tohru said at random.
"You're not allowed to be happy!" Akito snapped from the front seat, why did he get the front seat do you ask? Because he's Akito and can basically do whatever he wants! That's why!
"Oh...I'm so sorry!" Tohru said hanging her head down.
"You should be!" Akito said then went to sleep.
"I can't feel my leg." Haru said for no reason at all.
"I'm so sorry! It's all my fault your leg is numb! Please forgive me world!" Ritsu cried while sobbing into his hands.
Haru stared off into space, and after about five minutes finally nodded.
Car # 1:
"THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS; YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS…." Shigure, Ayame, Momiji, and Kagura sang through the whole way to the airport. Hatori was beginning to get a feeling of what hell was like.
"Will you please be quite?" Hatori asked in an annoyed voice.
"Aw…come on Hatori, you're so grumpy you need to loosen up." Shigure pleaded
"Yes, I do believe Shigure is correct, no wonder you don't have a girl friend Hatori, you're too up tight." Ayame laughed.
"Girlfriend…." Hatori thought sadly then went into depression mode.
"I'm bored…when are we going to get there?" Momiji whined.
"I feel like….bacon!" Kagura said for no reason at all.
"Ummm….Kagura you do know that you are a pig." Shigure pointed out.
"I know but that doesn't mean I can't eat them still." Kagura said.
"She does have a point, she's not technically a pig, she just turns into one." Ayame said.
"Yeah but still its kinda gross to eat what you turn into." Momiji pointed out, everyone nodded in agreement.
And so they kept arguing about the pointless pig conversation until they got to the airport.
The taxis stopped and everyone practically fell out of the overloaded cars, Hatori paid the cab drivers and picked up his bag.
"Okay so we have to go to the second floor." Hatori mumbled and looked at the signs hanging telling which direction to go.
"Oh, let me see that, I'm great with directions." Ayame cried and snatched the paper away.
"Ayame I already know where we're going." Hatori sighed.
"Oh...Okay then, see if I'll help you ever again." Ayame yelled over dramatically then went to join the others,
"Okay….." Hatori said.
"Okay I think everyone should partner up with someone else so we don't get separated." Hatori suggested
"OH! I want to be with KYO!" Kagura yelled and started clinging to his neck.
"AH! Get off me women!" Kyo yelled prying her arms off his neck.
That is when the war between who was gonna be who's partner erupted.
"OKAY!" Hatori yelled bringing everyone's attention to him. "I think it would be best if I got to choose who is going to be whose partner." Everybody grunted.
"Okay….now Yuki and Kagura, you to can be partners." Kagura sadly held her head low and released Kyo and walked slowly over to Yuki.
"Kyo and Haru." Hatori said.
"Damnit..." Kyo mumbled then walked over to Haru who didn't know what was going on at the moment.
"Tohru and Momiji, you two are partners."
"YAAAYY! I'm Tohru's partner! Oh Tohru we're going to have so much fun!" Momiji yelled
"And Ayame and Shigure, I guess I'll have to take Akito then." Hatori sighed.
"OH no! We can't split up the Mabudachi trio!" Ayame yelled dramatically.
"What about me!" Ritsu asked
"Oh? I'm sorry there seems to be no more people left, think you can manage without a partner?" Hatori asked.
"That's okay, I'm sorry that I'm not good enough to be anybody's partner!" Ritsu again cried.
"Okay then we have to go to the second floor and get checked, then go to waiting room AB." Hatori read off the ticket. "well then I guess we should be on our way." Hatori mumbled, and the group made their way to the escalators.
First chappie done! Please please review and let know what you think, I would really appreciate it.