Welcome to chapter2!
Ok Previously I found out some information about this place when your NOT playing the game!
1. Peach is really a porn star!
2. Mario is crazy!
3. Daisy is stupid!
4. Luigi is a retard who drinks alot of heineken!
5. Yoshi is a martial arts tounge expert!
6.Toad and Koopa Kid are really British people!
7. Bowser is gay!
But to be sure about these theories, we need to get more into this! Now time to get this chapter started!
Chapter 2
Back at Peach's castle...
"Peachy i'm back!" Daisy walked into Peach's room unannounced. As she peeked inside she saw Peach looking out the window with nothing on but a robe. "Oh i'm sorry princess! I'll go now--"
"Wait! I'm glad you came here unannounced!" Peach turned to look at her. "Did you give him the letter?"
"Yes."
"Good! Now come closer to me my child." Peach saw Daisy walk to her very slowly. Peach grabbed her and pulled her close. "Now time to get the party really started!"
"Princess what the hell do you think you're doing!" Peach pushed her on the bed and Daisy was thinking disturbing thoughts. "I'm not ready for this kind of harrass---ment?"
"So what do ya think?" Peach took off her robe and revealed something really disturbing.She was in her slutish outfit ever and it's see through! "I'm gonna start being in one of them playboy shows to impress Mario." Daisy remained speechless.
Meanwhile at Bowsers castle...
"No! I don't have any heineken!" Bowser was yelling at Luigi who was at the front door.
"C'mon man I need a drink! Hic! Please? My girl ran away and my dog found another man! Hic!" Luigi was drunk from the heineken he has in his hand.
"I don't drink and you shouldn't either! Oh and does your brother talk about me?" Bowser asked with sparkles in his eyes.
"Yeah! Hic! He sure does! Hic!"
"Oh really! What does he say?" Bowser was desperate.
"He says that your a fuckn' fat ass bitch that should go back to the stoneage 'cause you stink! Hic!"
"Oh he really does care about me! I know!" Bowser pulled out a letter sealed with a kiss. "Give this to your brother as quick as you can. Think you can do this simple task for me?" Luigi nodded. "Good! Now go you drunk bastard! Be free!" Bowser picked up Luigi and threw him out like a paper airplane.
"I believe I can fly! I believe I can touch the--"
CRASH!
"Sky..." Luigi crashed into Mario's house and saw his brother burning the letter Peach wrote to him. Which he never opened!
"Burn! Burn into ashes you stupid letter! Oh don't you look at me you flat piece of wood! I know your game! Burn! I know you love it! Muhahahahahahaaa!" Luigi walked up to him and then looked at the fire. Luigi threw the letter Bowser wrote into the fire. "Hey this fun! I should get more letters! Hic!" Luigi ran out the door.
"BURN!"
Yoshi's house...
"Yeah so do ya want to bear my children?" Yoshi was talking on the phone with his girlfriend. "Yes I have been reading Miroku's guide to be a perv 101"
CLICK!
"Hello? Hello? Damn it! I knew this book was crap!" Yoshi was about to throw the book away in the trash until he felt a feirce wind pass him.
"BURN!" Mario threw the book into Yoshi's fire place. Yoshi shook his head and looked through the phonebook.
"Let's see hmmm...Krystal? She sounds hot!" Mario turned to Yoshi who was actually speaking human!
"Umm...I mean...Yoshi!"
Toadette's place...
"Hiya Toad! How's England?" Toadette was calling long distance. "Ohh...I'm sorry that you didn't get to see Harry Potter. But did you get to eat the truffels?"
"Yeah!"
"Thats nice! Hey lets have sex on the phone!"
WTF! Sorrythat I had to end this chapter short. My screen got messed up! It was getting good! Anyway stay tooned for more of my camera spying activities! Also leave a review! plz and thank you!