Welcome to chapter 3! This chapter is preety longer than the last two.
Note: This is mostly a mystery chapter, but it follows the same plot so try not to get confused.

Yes! I was correct! My theories weren't that off after all! Yoshi does seem suspicious. Hmm...yeah I should go much deeper into this!

Chapter 3

My POV

After taking some serious notes on these so-called "E-rated" games, i've come to suspect something fishy about Yoshi. For some reason I just can't my eyes off him. He can't be trusted and even though he seems innocent he disgust me! Is Yoshi a "he" or a "she?" I tapped my finger on my desk and looked at "his" movement. If Yoshi is a male, why does he lay eggs? And what about his pal Mario? Why didn't he just kick him out of his house after he threw the book into the fire? Sure Yoshi wanted to throw away the guide book, but still! As I looked at him calling random girls, he looked at Mario who was still looking at the burning book.

"Fire goooooooooooooood" Mario was still staring at the book. Hmmm...I took more notes. When Mario is being played he's smart, but when he's not he's..."Owie I burned me finger! Bad fire!" a complete sad crazy man.

I turned over to another monitor and saw Luigi still burning letters which he stole from random mailboxes. He was still drinking some more of that heineken. "Bwhahahaahahaahahahaa! First the letters then the world! Hic!"

I sighed and looked over to another monitor with Bowser, Peach, Daisy, and Toadette. This seems interesting...

Normal POV

"What the fuck!" Peach screamed out at Bowser.

"Fucking gooooood." Toadette said all zombie like.

"Princess! Use abriviations!" Daisy demanded.

"Abriviations my sexy fat ass!" Peach yelled out. "Now Bowser, who the fuck do you think you are! Trying to get Mario all for yourself! I'm disgusted!"

"Peach, all I want to do is express my feelings to that handsom daredevil plumber. I love him and there's nothing you can do to stop me!" Bowser said folding his arms.

10 minutes later...

"Let me outta here! I don't deserve this!" Bowser was locked up in a room full of nothing. "Ahhh! Let me out! I think the grass wants to go at it with me! Help! I think door wants to steal my soul!"

Outside the door...

"Muhahahahahaha-snort-hahahahahahahaha!" Peach laugh so evily.

"Love spelled backwords is Evol!" Toadette pointed out ever so randomly. Peach glared at her.

"Umm..Daisy?" Peach looked at her.

"Yes Princess?" Daisy replied.

"You said that you gave Mario the letter right."

"Yes I did."

"Then why didn't he call me?"

"I dunno and why is Luigi drinking heineken while stealing your letters?" Daisy pointed her finger at the drunkn' Luigi who is running back and forth stealing letters.

"What!" Peach looked at Luigi also.

"Cupcakessssssssssssssssssssss..."

CRICKET CRICKET...

"Ummm...yeah anyway. Luigi! Get your ass here this instenced!" Peach commanded. Luigi went to her. "Why the hell are you stealing my letters!"

"To...Hic! Burn them! Me saw El Fatso do it and it seemed like..Hic! Fun! Also El Fatso threw a nice looking letter in a fire. That letter, I think...Hic! Was sealed with a kiss! Hic!"

"El Fatso?" Daisy questioned. "Oh you mean Mario!"

"Yeah Horny-O! That was his name!"

"No. Mario!"

"Oh...Naruto!"

"No you fuckn' dumbell! It's MARIO! M-A-R-I-O! Damn! He's in the front cover of the game 'Mario Party 5!' " Daisy holds up the game. (A/N yeah I know it's old!)

"Oh yeah that game! 'Marlio Fatty Pie!' " Daisy just shook her head. "Me also threw Bumper's letter into the fire!" Luigi drank some more of the heineken.

Inside Bowser's "prison"...

"It's Bowser you fool! And you did WHAT!" Bowser was about to snap.

"Oh! I threw your letter into the fire! Preety cool right!"

TWICH TWICH...

5 minutes later...

"My bologna has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R. My bologna has a second name, it's M-E-Y-E-R. Oh I love to eat it everyday and if you ask me why i'll say! 'Cause Oscar Meyers has it's way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A!" Luigi sang while in a straight-jacket. "ONE MORE TIME!"

"NOOOOOOO! Mario save me! Oh my love please save me! Why did I trust this fool!" Bowser had waterfall-like tears streaming down his cheeks.

Much later...

"Mario! Mario! Mario! Guess he's not home." Daisy said.

"Damn!" Peach snapped her finger. "Now what do we do? We have to rap this up before the 12 year old comes back from his vacation from Florida!"

Toadette pulled out her microphone and starts playing some rap beats. "Yo check it! Me and the crew! Yeah that's how we do! Me, Peach, and Daisy searching for Mario! We have to hurry before it to late and we have to go! Yeah, yeah! Me, Toadette, rocking the mic!" Toadette heard the record scratch to a hult.

"Not that kind of rap!" Peach thought for a couple of seconds until a light bulb went on above her head. "I go it!" The lightbulb blew out and peach reached into her robe and pulled out another. She then placed it above her and twisted it until it was lit. "I got an idea!"

Ok we're getting somewhere! The 12 year old was mentioned so that means they're trying to do alot of things before that kid comes back to beat the game over again. Question is that which game is this? Also that we're understanding what the heck they do after you beat the game! Maybe they're trying to do the extra stuff that alot of kids missed! Hmm...maybe so. Hey readers out there you think you got any theories or ideas? If so leave a review! plz and thank you! You all can't just depend on my camer skills you know!