Disclaimer: I do not own fruits basket…all I own is a cat and…no that's about it.

I AM BACK! With more crazy ideas and funniness! MUAHAHAHAHA!

Last chapter: NO! Now stop asking me!" Hatori screamed at the annoying dog. Shigure flunked down in his chair next to Ayame and whispered into his ear, causing Ayame to burst out laughing and glance over at Hatori, then they would burst into another fit of giggles. Hatori stared forward trying to ignore them and their oh so annoying giggles. "What have I gotten myself into…and the vacation hasn't even stared yet." Hatori thought, as if answering his prayers the voice on the intercom finally announced "Flight 304 to Florida has just arrived."

Chapter 3

THE AIRPLANE!

"Finally!" Hatori sighed as he stood up from his seat. "Oh joy the plane is here!" Ayame yelled happily jumping up and down like a little kid…which basically I guess you could call him. Hatori let out another sigh, it was like watching a bunch of toddlers. Shigure was soon following Ayame in the "jump of joy". "Okay!" Hatori yelled after they wouldn't stop jumping after about two minutes. Kyo rushed by then making his way on the plane murmuring "What a bunch of babies." Then a couple of seconds later they all heard Kyo yelling insults at some helpless person who happened to cross his path.

"OH this is going to be so much fun! I LOVE STRAWBERRIES!" Tohru yelled at random with a dreamy look in her eyes. "AND I LOVE KYO!" Kagura also yelled for no reason at all as she and Tohru made their way into the airplane. "YAAAY!" Momiji yelled holding his beloved spoon close to him and followed Kagura and Tohru. Yuki followed behind everyone else looking depressed because he was forced to go on a vacation with a bunch of idiots. Kureno rushed past Hatori giving him an evil look while dragging a crying Ritsu behind him and yelling at him "SHUT UP FLUNKY!" Which made Ritsu cry even more and start apologizing to him again. After everyone else except Hatori and Akito left to go inside Haru finally followed suit looking like he didn't know what was going on…which he didn't. After checking to make sure he didn't leave anyone behind, which he kind of secretly wished he would have, Hatori made his way on the plane with a pouting akito in tow.

As he boarded the plane Hatori was greeted with the yelling of kyo. "THAT'S MY SEAT YOU DAMN RAT!" Kyo yelled at a calm Yuki who seemed to be trying to ignore him….it wasn't working. "It specifically says that its my seat so stop whining and go find another." Yuki answered calmly with a hint of annoyance in his voice. "UGH! I CAN'T STAND YOU! GET OUT AND GIVE ME MY DAMN SEAT!" Kyo yelled again looking like he was about to kill any poor soul that would decide to cross his path. Hatori let out a sigh, this wasn't starting out to well. Wait scratch that it didn't start well from the beginning, he thought in his head as he carefully made his way to the angry cat.

"Umm….Kyo you can sit with me if you'd like." Tohru suggested to the angry cat. Kyo looked like he was in deep thought before answering, "Yeah fine I guess." As he made his way down the aisle and giving Yuki a last, 'HA' look. "Now we can talk about STRAWBERRIES!" Tohru said at random then started talking about all the foods you can make from strawberries. Hatori gave her a confusing look, thank god he wasn't sitting there, that girl was seriously obsessed with strawberries.

"But I wanted to sit with kyo!" Kagura cried from the seat behind Tohru's. "I don't want to sit next to him!" Kagura cried more pointing her finger at the clueless looking Haru, who was just staring off in space because that what Haru does. "Kagura you can sit next to Kyo on the way back." Hatori sighed as he took his seat from across the aisle from Tohru and kyos seat. "Ahem" Akito coughed as he glared down at hatori. Hatori let out another sigh and stood up to let Akito sit in the window seat. "That's right you better listen to what I say minion!" Akito yelled at Hatori. "YOU ARE ALL MY MINIONS!" Akito yelled standing on his seat and pointing his finger at everyone. Everyone just gave him a weird stare as he sat back down in his seat.

While elsewhere in the very back of the plane……

"muhahaha…..MUAHAHAH!" Kureno laughed like an idiot rubbing his hands together and looking down at his blueprints. Ritsu was sitting in the seat next to him still crying. "I SAID SHUT UP FLUNKY!" Kureno yelled and threw a plastic spoon at the crying Ritsu. "I'm SO SORRY!" He yelled as he regained his composure. "YOU SHOULD BE!...Now for my plan to get rid of the Mabudachi trio for good!" Kureno laughed.

(since there are so many scenes I'm just going to separate them by using the word HONK! Because I enjoy that word for some reason.)

HONK!

"HAHAHA! THAT'S HALARUOIS! A CAT WHO DANCES!" Shigure yelled in between laughs while pointing at the computer screen. Ayame was soon laughing with him before adding, "Yeah could you picture Kyo dancing!" He said before he and Shigure broke out into another fit of giggles. Kyo glanced over his seat sending them an evil glare and wondering why they had said his name. Hatori rubbed his temples and wondered how he had become friends with two idiots, seriously they were like 27 and they acted like kids, he let out another tired sigh.

HONK!

"Do you ever talk?" Kagura asked Haru. After waiting for about five minutes he finally asked, "What? Sorry I didn't hear what you said." He said then stared back into space. "Never mind" She mumbled thinking of how much she would rather be with Yuki right now.

After nine hours of hell, they all finally landed in FLORIDA! "Thank god." Hatori mumbled as he led the way through the airport. That was the worst nine hours in his whole life. "OH JOY! 'WE'RE FINALLY HERE IN FLORIDA!" Ayame yelled and did his 'jump of joy' where Shigure was soon following. "OH WOW! I wonder if they grow STRAWBERRIES here?" Tohru yelled excitedly. "KYO!" Kagura yelled as she attached herself to Kyo. "GET OFF!" Kyo yelled trying to pry the girl off him.

Yuki walked past everyone looking depressed, again because he was stuck with a bunch of idiots and he really had the craving for some ice-cream at the moment. Haru stood in the same place staring off into space again. "That's enough!" Hatori yelled. "Now lets get going." He said calmly and lead the way out side, as everyone followed him.

WHAT IDIOTIC STUFF WILLL HAPPEN NEXT! Well your just gonna have to wait till next chappy! REVEIWS!