YAY! I am back! Hehehe I bet your wondering who gets drunk eh? Well it will all be revealed in this chapter! SO READ ON! And thank u all for the reviews!

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Chapter 5

More hotel and a few drunks

"Oh wow theres a tv! And a bathroom! AND two beds!" Momiji screamed excitedly. "Well yes Momijj that's usually what you find in a hotel room." Tohru said nervously with a smile. "I wonder if they have….STRAWBERRIES!" Tohru asked herself with stars in her eyes.(Bet you were expecting her to say that huh.) "Hmmmm….Maybe" Momiji said as he examined the tv.

HONK!

"I don't want to go and eat with all those idiots!" Akito pouted sitting on the bed with his arms crossed. Hatori sighed, he should have dumped him as yuki's or someone else's partner then he wouldn't have to deal with him. "Akito it isn't that bad." Hatori tried to reason. "Easy for you to say you don't have a problem with all the happiness and joy." Akito shuddered at the thought…happiness…he couldn't stand happiness. "Well then you'll have to go with out food if you don't go." Hatori said, ha victory was his. Akito opened his mouth as he was about to object, but Hatori found that as a good time to flee before Akito could protest about his threat. He made his way out of the door yelling behind him "Hurry or we'll be late!". Akito got off the bed and slowly made his way to the door, food was basically the only thing that gave him energy and he didn't have much in the first place so he would have to suffer a couple of hours of happiness.

HONK!

"I would so much rather be with Kyo right now." Kagura sighed. Yuki ignored her; he had other things on his mind. 'Why do they think I'm gay? What is it about me? Do I dress too girly? Do I look too girly? Is it my hair? Am I gay…?' Yuki thought. But the last one really disturbed him, was he gay? Just as he was about to go into deep though Hatori's voice yelled for them to hurry and get downstairs. Yuki sighed; he would have to think about all this later. "Oh Kyo! Don't worry I'm coming my love!" Kagura yelled as she flew past Yuki. Yuki sighed, he really wished this vacation went faster.

HONK!

"Its about time" Hatori announced as the rest of the group made their way down the stairs. "Well I have to look perfect!" Ayame said dramatically with a flip of his hair. "And I had to wait for him!" Shigure added. "KYO!" Kagura yelled attaching herself yet again to Kyo's neck. "GAH! Get off women!" Kyo yelled trying to pry her death grip off around his neck. "Will everyone sit down and order your food." Hatori said, wanting to get the dinner over with as soon as possible. Everyone took a menu and stared at them. (How they know to read English is beyond me, again I say I'm just writing this stuff!). "Oh, beer…I've actually never tried any before, just Sake." Shigure exclaimed, looking at the menu. "And we all remember what happened last time you had Sake…" Yuki said. Everyone cringed at the thought. Bad memories,

FLASHBACK!

"You're my best friend! You know that?" Shigure said leaning on Hatori's shoulder. "Get off." Hatori said coldly with a look of disgust on his face. "What about me!" Ayame added, a little tipsy himself. "Oh don't worry Aya! Your still my friend too!" Shigure yelled capturing Ayame in a big bear hug. "YAAAY!" Ayame yelled. "Here have some more!" Ayame offered holding up the bottle of Sake to Shigures cup. "Don't mind if I do!" Shigure said in a slurred voice and started reaching for the bottle. "NO!" everyone in the room yelled and jumped for the bottle before any could be poured in the cup. "I think you've had enough." Hatori said taking the bottle slowly away.

"I'M NOT DRUNK!" Shigure said in an un-even voice. And to prove his point he stood up and tried to walk a complete circle around the room only to fall on top of Yuki. "See, I'm not drunk." Shigure said, his voice muffled due to the fact that Yuki pushed him off himself and he was laying face down on the ground.

END OF FLASHBACK!

"Ah yes good memories…." Shigure sighed with a far away look in his eyes. "Shigure you don't even remember that night, you were drunk." Hatori added. "Ah yes, but I can imagine it!" Shigure sighed again. "Anywho! One beer please!" Shigure ordered the waiter. "Are you sure about this?" asked Tohru with a worried expression. "Of course! Don't worry I won't get drunk!" Shigure laughed with a wave of his hand. "Well then in that case, one beer for me also!" Ayame yelled. Hatori set his face in his hands and sighed, this was not going to end well.

Akito looked at everyone with disgust. They were being happy again! They weren't allowed to be happy! Not ever! So just to ruin the happy moment, Akito stuck his foot out infront of an oncoming waiter causing the poor man to trip, which caused Tohru too start hysterically start yelling at the man if he was okay, which made Akito regret the master plan since her yelling was starting to hurt his ears. "WILL YOU SHUT UP!" Akito yelled holding his ears. "For god sake just shut up!" Akito yelled. Tohru's eyes got wide, then she ever so slowly made her way back to her seat in silence. For about the next five minutes everyone sat quietly waiting for the food to come. Finally the waiter got there with the two beers. "OH JOY!" Ayame yelled and opened the beer. "I feel so manly!" Shigure said. "Well then…bottoms up!" Ayame said then gulped down the whole can in about ten seconds, Shigure doing the same. They both gasped for air looking a little dazed, but quickly getting over it. "Ohhhh…I LIKE THIS STUFF!" Shigure yelled. "Another one waiter!" Shigure yelled in a sing song voice across the room. "Me too!" Ayame added. Everyone at the table, with the exception of Ayame and Shigure sighed, this was going to be a long night.

TWO HOURS LATER!

"I FEEL PRETTY! OH SO PRETTY! I FEEL PRETTY AND WITTY AND GAAAAAY!" Ayame and Shigure sang together, then stopped and ended up in another fit of giggles. "WOO! THIS IS GOOD STUFF! YOU SHOULD TRY SOME HATORI!" Shigure yelled in his ear. "I think you two have had enough." Hatori suggested then tried reaching for the beer cans with the intent of taking them away. "NO! I WILL TELL YOU WHEN ---" Shigure stopped in mid sentence, "What was I going to say again?" He said quietly to himself going into deep thought, well not to deep since he was drunk. Randomly Ayame started going into another fit of giggles for no reason at all, soon after Shigure was joining him once again.

Hatori let out a long sigh. They were impossible. Shigure stopped giggling with Ayame as he noticed the disrupt look on Hatori's face, then slowly leaning over to him he asked, "Hatori you look tense, you should have one!" He said excitedly shoving a beer can in Hatori's hand. "I really don't think I should…." He started. "Oh nonsense! Just one won't hurt! Come on Hatori! You need something to ease the stress!" Shigure urged him. "That's okay." Hatori stated simply. "Come on Hatori just one and we'll stop complaining! Please!" Ayame begged. Hatori glanced at the two, if it would shut them up. "okay fine…but just one!" Hatori said in a stern voice. Ayame and Shigure nodded their heads frantically, then urged him to take a sip. Hatori gave one last sigh before gulping down the beer. 'I guess just one won't hurt…' he thought as he gulped down half the beer.


Hehehehe….I know I'm evil, but next chappie you get to see Hatori drunk! And finally we reveal if Yuki is gay or not! Mwaahahahaha…..