Chapter 3 pplz!

Naruto: Oh Sasuke honey! Can you get me some ramen!

Sasuke: Hell no!

Naruto: Fine! (does the hand sign thing) Sexy jutsu technique! (turns into the female Naruto with the clouds around him because of the nudity)

Sasuke: (drools then smacks himself) Can we just get this chapter started!

Me: ok!
Disclaimer: I don't own anything pplz! Only this crappy story!

Sasuke woke up from his slumber and rubbed his eyes. 'What time is it?' He looked at the digital clock. 'Damn! it's 9:35!' Sasuke sat up and saw that it stopped snowing and the sun is slowly comming out. He sighed and realized that he slept in Naruto's house. His bed felt so comfortable that he could of slept here forever. 'Did Naruto...' He touched his left cheek. 'No, Naruto wouldn't be that stupid to do something like that would he?' He looked down from the bed and saw Naruto sleeping on the floor. Right now he felt sort of guilty for making him sleep there. 'Naruto you didn't have to.' Sasuke got up and went to where Naruto was laying. The expression on his face made Sasuke want to laugh. He looked so cute,like a lost kitten sleeping in a loney park. He saw his nose twitch alittle and the whisker-like birthmarks on his right and left cheeks really suited his character. 'Hmm...so inoccent' Sasuke thought. He looked at the pillow and saw it was a little wet where his eyes were. 'He must have been crying in his sleep.' Soon he saw a smile on his face. Sasuke would call this "Naruto's dream smile." 'Now you get a good dream you dobe! Now he'll never wake up!' Sasuke went up to the mirror and saw that his hair grew about five inches over night. 'Damn this hair! Now were would I find some scissors in this place!' Sasuke looked around the room. No scissors.

Sasuke decided to look in Naruto's duffle bag. Yeah it's rude to look through people's stuff, but he thought maybe Naruto would bring his knife. He searched through all the clothes and felt something hard. 'Jackpot!' He picked up the knife and saw that there were some blackish-reddish stains on it. 'hmmm...have Naruto been using this alot lately? Almost looks like he'd tried killing someone or tried killing himself!' Sasuke was shocked and accidentally dropped the knife which made a "kling" sound. 'Naruto wouldn't do that! Stop thinking that!' "Sasuke?" Sasuke turned around and saw Naruto rubbing his eyes. "What are you doing in my bag" He saw the knife and had a scared look on his face.

"Naruto...look it's not what it looks like!" Sasuke didn't want Naruto get the wrong idea. "I was looking for some scissors and well..." He looked at Naruto which he saw reaching for the knife. He got up and looked at Sasuke straight in the eye. This got Sasuke scared. "Sasuke let's go! I don't want to stay here anymore!" Naruto still had his clothes on from yesterday. He didn't care right now. He rather keep it on five days straight in this kind of mood. Naruto had put the knife in his pocket and zipped up his duffle bag. Sasuke got worried now. He wanted to help Naruto so he'll know what's going on with him. "Ok Naruto let's go." Naruto looked at him one more time. "If you look through my stuff one more time I swear you'll wish you hadn't met me!" With that he stomped down the stairs.

Sasuke was left speechless. He never was this afraid of Naruto before. As a matter of fact, he never was afraid of him. He shrugged the thought off and began to walk downstairs. He saw Naruto on the couch and went up to him. "Sorry Sasuke. I didn't mean what I said earlier. I mean..."

"No Naruto it's my fault. I'm sorry that I looked through your stuff." Naruto lowered his head. "But let's put all of that behind us! Now are you ready to go now?" Naruto nodded. "Good because for breakfast.." 'Shoot me now.' "Were having ramen!" 'Just kill me right now!' Sasuke tried smiling. "But we have to go to my house first for you to unpack!" Naruto shot his head up.

"Oh Sasuke! You're so kind!" Naruto jumped out of his chair and gave him another hug. "C'mon Sasuke let's hurry and get that ramen!" He ran out of the house and five seconds later... "Uh Sasuke..."

"Yeah"

"Where do you live again?" Naruto had a silly grin on his face and rubbed the back of his head.

"Sometimes I don't even know you anymore." Sasuke just looked at at Naruto strangely and began to laugh.Naruto laughed with him. Soon they both walked out of the door with smiles on there faces. Naruto yet again skipped down the road. "Follow the yellowbrick road!" Naruto sang that Wizard of Oz song again. Sasuke just stared at him and he saw another smile on his face again. He was beginning to have a funny feeling in his stomach which sort of made him a bit sick. But it was a good kind of sick. "Sasuke! Ohh Sasuke!" 'That voice it can't be!' Sasuke was creaming in his mind.

"Sasuke I finally found you!" It was Sakura, that annoying son of a--(Sasuke: Keep it rated!) (sigh) The pink haired girl that's one of Sasuke's crazy fans. She wore a pink jacket and her hair was tied in a ponytail. She also wore some pink sweat pants and white snow boots. She's the same age as Naruto and Sasuke. She's loved by many, but the one she wants is Sasuke! She pushed Naruto to the side. "Out of the way Naruto! I want to be with MY Sasuke! hmph!" She clunged on to Sasuke's arm and smiled. Sasuke just rolled his eyes.

"Sakura I don't have time for this!" Sasuke got out of her grasp. "Go bother someone else!"

"Ok then Sasuke. I'll leave you alone, but..." Sakura turned around and you can see over a dozen fangeeks behind her. "WE LOVE YOU SASUKE!" The girls screamed out. "Girls...get him!"

"Naruto run."

"Sasuke..."

"Run damn it!" Both him and Naruto ran into his house. Sasuke opened the door, since he left it unlock by accident, and locked it tight. All the fangirls were banging at his door. "Welcome to the story of my life Naruto." Naruto smiled and chuckled a little. Sasuke just smiled back. 'I'm beginning to understandwhy I had that funny feeling in my stomach.'