WOO! I'm back! After like….half a year…

Disclaimer: Yeah yeah, I don't own Fruits Basket!

Chapter 7

THE HORROR

Last time: As if on cue, Hatori slowly made his way downstairs and stood in the door way, receiving wide eyes and gaping mouths, wearing. . . .

…Wearing….SHORTS! Yes people, the calm uptight Hatori was wearing…shorts.

"AHHHHH!" A girly scream sounded from…Haru, receiving weird stares from everyone around him. He looked back at them with his usual stoic face.

"What? It's scary."

"IT BURNS AYAME! BUUUURNS!" Shigure yelled in horror, hugging Ayame and whimpering pitifully. Ayame patted his head. "It's okay."

Hatori just glared. "Well if someone didn't steal all my pants—"He glared at the whimpering Shigure and Ayame, "then I wouldn't have to wear these! Anyway, I don't find them that bad."

Everyone shuddered; who thought Hatori in shorts would be this frightening? Well this vacation was going to hell….

"WAH! TOHRU I'M SCARED!" Momiji screamed as he latched himself to Tohru. Tohru hugged him back. Shielding his eyes from the horrifying sight. (XD Poor Hatori)

Hatori gave everyone a glare, and then sat down to eat his breakfast. After a while everyone followed suit, eating in silence except for the occasional bickering between Ayame and Shigure.

After breakfast was over everyone just sat around the table, looking bored. "DISNEYLAND!" Momiji yelled randomly. "YEAH!" Another voice sounded from the hotel kitchen. Everyone stared at the random cook. "Cough Sorry, just got caught in the moment." Then he went back to whatever he does.

Kureno, choosing this moment to 'accidentally' drop his fork under the table yelled "Oopsie! Silly me…" Then dived under the table, pulling the clueless Ritsu by the leg with him. "Mwahahaha….This trip will be the perfect opportunity for me to get my revenge!" He snickered, Ritsu whimpering helplessly. "SILENCE FLUNKY!" he yelled and snaked his way back into his chair, earning weird stares from everyone.

"Freak." Kyo muttered, earning a fork thrown at his face. "WHAT THE HELL?" He yelled pointing at the now whistling Kureno.

"Awww….TEENAGE DRAMA!" Ayame yelled. "WHAT THE HELL! ITS NOT TEENAGE DRAMA! YOUR JUST CRAZY!" Kyo yelled angrily, pointing an accusing finger at Ayame. But of course no one paid attention to poor Kyo…because he is after all the CAT!

"I WANNA GO TO DISNEYLAND!" Momiji yelled. "Me……..too." Haru said EVER so slowly. "I JUST LOVE AMUSEMENT PARKS!" Shigure yelled happily.

"Fine we'll go." Hatori sighed, defeated. And so our group of freaks went to DISNEYLAND, where all dreams come true!...Right…

HONK!

"YAY! WE'RE FINALLY HERE AT DISNEYLAND! JOY!" Momiji yelled happily, tugging on Tohru.

"Oooh, I wanna go on a rollercoaster first Hari!" Shigure whined like a little child.

"But I wanna go on the love boat with Kyo!" Kagura complained, looking around her for Kyo. "OH KYO MY LOVE WHERE ARE YOOOOU!" She yelled in a sing-song voice. Kyo, unfortunately had bailed on everybody when they had first gotten to the park…why you ask? Because he's the CAT, that's why. That and this is my story and I can do whatever the hell I want.

Hatori sighed….for the billionth time. "Okay everybody just go where you want, and meet back here at 5 p.m." He ordered all grown-up like.

"Okay Hatori-san! We'll be back at exactly that time!" Tohru said happily, wanting so much not to disappoint Hatori or anyone else, because most likely if she did she would probably kill herself (Sigh).

HONK!

"Hahahahaha! Got away from all those freaks!" Kyo snickered to himself. Not knowing anything else to do…even though there were rides ALL around him, Kyo decided to just walk around. But who should he find while walking! My gosh it was Kazuma! Of all people.

"SENSEI!" Kyo yelled happily and started to run to Kazuma in slow motion style (OH YEAH!).

Kazuma turned around from the dress he was holding up and looking at, (XD Just kidding) No really it was just a Kimono…even though this takes place in Florida…but what the hell!

"Ah it's………………KYO." Kazuma said after a long dramatic pause, because we all know he just LOVES dramatic pauses.

After five minutes of intense slow motion running Kyo captured his beloved Father figure guy in a 'manly' embrace.

"Sensei what are you doing here?" Kyo asked excitedly.

"Ah………………..KYO, I was just here vacationing also!" What a coincidence.

HONK!

Unfortunately for Hatori he got…by force, teamed up with Shigure and Ayame, the mabudachi trio CANNOT possibly be split up! Poor Akito however wandered off somewhere in the amusement park…alone…with vases.

"ROLLERCOASTER!" Shigure yelled as he pulled Hatori towards the huge tall contraption. "On god…" Hatori shuddered. There was no way in hell he was getting on that thing. Too late for him though he didn't have anytime to object when he was pushed in and strapped down.

HONK!

Yuki walked alone, still moping over the whole gay thing. 'I can't see why they would think I'm gay!' He thought angrily, pulling at his frilly sleeves of his fashionably long sleeve shirt. Sigh…no one could ever understand poor Yuki.

HONK!

"Mommy is that guy dead?" A little brown haired girl annoyingly asked her stressed out mom pointing at Haru, who was just standing there.

"Don't stare!" She said angrily and grabbed her daughters hand, pulling her away…the two pointless characters going off somewhere, most likely to explode or something, because that's what pointless characters do in stories. For example, do you ever wonder why that bus was late to pick up Tohru, Kyo, Yuki, and Momiji at that spring…it was because the driver exploded…that's why!

Haru…after about a half hour started to move. ABOUT TIME! Not knowing where he was he made his way to a busy looking and loud bar. What you don't think they have bars at Disneyland? WELL THEY DO! You guys just don't bother to look…

HONK!

"Mwahahahaha…..MWAHAHAHAHAH!" Can you guess who that is? "My plan….its all coming along! MWAHAHAHA!" I bet you're all wondering if he even has a plan. WELL HE DOES! …

"U-um…Kureno-san, the mabudachi trio…they left a while ago." Poor little Ritsu whimpered.

"WHAT! I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO KEEP WATCH!" he yelled, turning his head left and right really fast like a chicken (hmmmm…), and then bobbed his head, looking for them.

"I'M SO SORRY! I'M SORRY THAT I'M NOT GOOD ENOUGH TO KEEP WATCH! I'M SORRY WORLD! FORGIVE ME!' He yelled pathetically, falling on the ground.

Kureno smacked him on the head. "SILENCE! We will find them….AND THEN I SHALL HAVE MY REVENGE!"

HONK!

"Mmmmm….I just LOVE strawberry ice-cream!" Tohru yelled happily.

"AND I LOVE CHOCOLATE!" Momiji yelled eating his entire chocolate fudge sundae in one bite.

…Not much to say bout these two at the moment…ahem.

HONK!

"HOW DARE THEY ABANDON ME! THEIR LEADER!" Akito yelled, earning weird stared from later to be exploded people.

Feeling weak…again, Akito decided to order himself a drink. And when I mean order I mean as in yelling at the waiter for something to drink.

"You! Penguin man! I demand refreshment this instant!"

"What would you like sir?" The freakishly happy penguin…I mean waiter asked.

"I DEMAND…..A COLA!" Akito yelled.

"That'll be a dollar fifty sir!"

"What is this you talk of? Dollar! Fifty?" Extraordinary that poor Akito didn't know what cash was…or the number fifty.

Another chapter! I promise I'll write more and sooner this time! DON'T KILL ME!

-Ducks from vases being thrown-

It seems Akito has been rubbing off on you guys. –sigh-