Author says: This is my first fanfiction! YAYYY! Please be nice as i try to make it fun! There is just too much drama...well Enjoy!

I don't own gravitation!

A Random Saturday

it was a peaceful Saturday...yes,nice and quiet...Bad Luck had the day off so this means...

'My specail day with Yuki, WEEEEE!' thought shuichi. He slipped into the living room when he fell. He stayed that way for...about 10 minutes, until his lover, Yuki Eiri, appears from the kitchen. He walks over shuichi to get to the door so he can get the mail. Shuichi then bolted to the bathroom to do...his business.

Yuki then returns with the paper. As he heads for the kitchen, Shuichi then pounced Yuki by surpise. ( Oh yeah, he already left the restroom!) Yuki landed on the ground SO hard, he was knocked out.

"YUKI! Yuki, im hungry...Yuki? YUKI! OMIGOD! YUKI IM SORRY! I NEED HELP! But it has to be from someone wise and expirenced...

Ryuichi's home

" GRRRRRAAAAAAAHHHHH! PREPARE TO DIE PAC-MAN! YEAH!" yelled the Nittle Grasper vocalist.

: the phone rings :

Ryuichi picks up carrot.

" I don't need no damn car insurance, Geico! "

He then realizes he is talking to a veggie. "Dammit...," mummbled ryu and then picked up the phone.

"MOSHI MOSHI NA NO DA!"

"Mr.Sakuma?"

" Hold up, DADDY! SOMEONES ON DA PH- Oh! that's ME! HI SHU-CHAN!"

" Mr. Sakuma, Yuki passed out. What do i do?"

"...Oh, sorry! I saw this squirrel and...OH! Take him to CVS! "

" Can you drive me there?"

" SURE!...Once i find my keys!"

"Uh,...ok! Seeya then"

" BYE BYE SHU-CHA-NA! THAT DAMN SQUIRREL HAS MY WAFFLE! GIVE IT BACK, ASSHOLE! WHY I ---"

The phone line died. Shuichi just stood there.

15 minutes later at super fresh

Ryuichi and shuichi walked in the super market while dragging the knocked out Yuki. Of coarse, Ryu and Shu were in discise (sp?) so they went with the men in balck theme...or men in orange.

"Na, I thought we were going to CVS, Sakuma-san!"

" Maybe we were, OR maybe i wanted a lollipop!'

" WHAT ABOUT YUKI?"

"WHO?"

" OH NO! PRISONERS!" yelled the crasher lady.

Every body stares at them while they back up...slowly...

"Mr. Sakuma...where...did you get these?"

"...Maybe i got them from jail..."

"...huh?"

Suddenly, ryuichi and shuichi get hit with Pepsi cans (full), kleenex tissue boxes, and trix Cereal. What will happen next? Stay tunned...PLEASE!

End to Chapter one

HAHA! Craziness...fun...poor Yuki...i wonder i he is getting hit with the stuff...or if he was noticed...NAH! Shu and Ryu probably stuck him in a moose costume...yeah...a moose costume...Please, reveiw or read! Whatever you want! Next time will be funny...er...i think...