HAHA! It is I, ...AUTHOR OF THIS STORY! WEEEEEEEE! Well now, so far so...okay, this chapter will be fun! ENJOY!
Chapter 2
We continue with massive food products attacking the two vocalist.
" AHHH! The pain! It-OW! NA! ASSHOLE! YOU'D BETTER-," was all shuichi could say until someone threw a can of tuna...As we go to ryuichi...
"AHHH! OH! I GOT YOU! WHAT NOW! TAKE THAT! AW, SHIT! I GOT AN OLD LADY!"
"MR. SAKUMA, YOU HIT AN OLD LADY!"
"...I think its my grandma..."
shuichi just froze. The lady behind the counter contacts the police.
" Hello, this store is-"
" Do-Do-Dii! If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again."
" ...okay," responded the lady. She dailed again.
"-Welcome to Pizza Hut. How may i help you?"
She hangs up. Luckily, they police arrived anyway...thanks to the old lady...and the cops arrest Shuichi and Ryuichi...while leaving poor knocked-out yuk in the ground of Super Fresh.
In the cop car
"...i...can not believe...this day...," said the depressed pink-hair boy.
"mmm...yeam...bud dis dounutz are good!" annouced ryuichi. (translation: yeah...but this dounuts are good!)
" Hey! Don't eat our dounuts!" yelled the cop in the passenger's seat.
" Well what if i do?" yelled ryu.
" Gimme!" the cop snatches the box and sets it in the front. Ryuichi then sat back to the seat.
" ...yawn...OH! TURN THE SIRENS ON! PLEASE! PLEASE! PWEEEEEEZE!"
"WHY THE HELL DO YOU WANT THE DAMN SIRENS ON?"
"Cause their fun! Right Shu-chan?"
"...um, kinda. Yeah, they are fun!"
"SILIENCE!"
Everyone gets quiet...
"...please."
"DAMMIT!" yelled the cop and did as ryuichi told.
"WE-WOH! WE-WOH! WE-WOH! C'mon shu, join!"
"okay! WE-WOH! WE-WOH!"
They both continued until the cop turned in off. Ryuichi sits up to talk to the cop about to whack him.
" What about the radio?" asked Shu-chan. As everyone agrees, they sit back, relax, and listen to-
" B101? NO!" yelled ryu with Kuma. " KUMA! WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU WHEN THE STORY STARTED...K DID WHAT! ICECREAM? I WANT IT! I WANT IT! I WANT-"
"Shut it! We'll change it." The cops then change it to country.
" AHHHHHH! IT BURNS!" screamed shuichi. The cops change it until-
" OMIGOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!" screamed both the vocalist like little girls...but it also sounded like chikens...
"Nope, i have to change it-"
" NO! DON'T, COP MAN!" yelled shuichi and ryuichi as the wanted to listen to ' American idiot'. Ryuichi and Shuichi dance to the music.
" I know this song," said the cop in the driver's seat. The another cop smacked him.
" Shut up, Marco! Drive"
" No can do," said the driver cop as the cop car spins.
"Marco?" asked Shuichi.
"POLO!" yelled ryuichi. They continued endlessly until the realizes they were riding off a cliff. Everyone screamed. (well no duh! Wouldn't you?) They then crashed into the buliding on the bottom of the mountain...Super Fresh. They stepped out of the cop car kinda dancing but it would look like your drunk.
" Welcome to Super Fresh!" greeted the survice lady.
Shuichi and ryuichi waited for her to scream.
"...aren't you gonna cuff us? hit us? Blind us with pepper spray?" asked ryuichi.
"...Oh! You two were from earilier! Gomen! We misstaked you him the real criminals. We caught them after you left!" explained the lady. They both looked at the two REAL criminals as they got in the car. The door closed and the car left.
"..NOW THEN..." said the confussed man with his kuma in his arms.
" Why did we come again?" asked shuichi.
Everything froze. Shuichi then saw Yuki next to the huggies baby diapers ( which were piled neatly! ) He rushed over and grabbed Yuki. They were about to leave the store until the lady asked if they payed.
"..uhhh, he's with us! Yeah!"
" PAY FIRST!"
" Yes, big and strong navy lady who looks like the lady next door!" yelled shuichi. They rushed over and payed $52.95 you the pink-haired boy's lover. Finally able to leave, they went to ryuichi's home!
" What now, Sakuma-san?" asked the determined shuichi.
"..uhh,Oh! Call 9-1-1 for anbulance!"
"You sure?"
"Positive, Shu-chan!" Shuichi picked up the phone...
" what's the number?"
Everything forze.
At Hiro's place
Hiro, looking at the mirror, styling his hair for no apparent reason. Suddenly, the phone rings and hiro answers.
" Hey, Shu."
"WOAH! HOW'D YOU KNOW!"
" Its called ' caller ID', shuichi."
"oh,uh..right! Say Hiro..."
"yes..." answered the impatient guitarist. ( Forgive me! i'm not good at spelling! TT)
"uhh,well,..i.."
"OUT WITH IT SHU!"
"WHAT'S THE NUMBER FOR 9-1-1! THERE! I SAID IT! JUST TELL ME, PLEASE! I CALLED QUIZNOS, K-MART, ACME, BLINDS-TO-GO, AND THIS MEXICAN RESTURANT! HE SPOKE SPANISH! SPANISH!..so, what's the number?"
"uh...9...1...1?"
"Are you sure Hiro?"
"positive."
"Okay! Thanks! Bye!" shuichi hung up and Hiro starred at the phone for a while...a long while...
Shuichi then entered the room his knocked-out lover on the couch and ryuichi watching tv. it was a commercial...a Buger King commercial...with the king guy on it...Shuichi froze and dashed out of the room. Five minutes later, Ryuichi found Shuichi behind the fridge. ( Shuichi has night mares of him and to top it off, one day when K-san was trying to wake shuichi, he dress as the king and scared the shit out of him. He didn't sleep for weeks!)
"Shuichi, he's gone."
"Are you sure?"
"Yes! Just call 9-1-1 now!"
"AYE-AYE!"
What will happen now? stayed toon!
End of chapter two
Well that was fun...and i'm tired...what else can i do? Sleep? ...not really...I'll write again soon! WEEEEEEEEE!