LA LI HO! It is i, once again for an extremly random story! Yup! Now it may seem like the story should end, but you know what they say, THE SHOW MUST GO ON! Also the fact i'm babbling about nothing...I'M WASTEING STORY TIME!
Chapter 3
After ryuichi and shuichi contacted 9-1-1, after many tries, an ambulance came and took Yuki to the hospital and the two vocalist.
"Is Yuki gonna be okay? Is Yuki gonna be okay?...ANSWER ME, DAMMIT!" screamed shuichi. The doctors just ignored his childish behavior.
"Shu-chan, this is how you do it," said ryuichi. He turned back into his seat and stayed quiet for a while.
"...MAN-EATING MONGOOSE!" yelled nittle grasper's vocalist. The doctors (plus shuichi) started to freak. The driver all most crashed into a pepsi truck.
"There is no man-eating squirrel," notified the driver. The doctors then looked up. Shuichi, however, was still in fedle position. Everyone stared.
"DAMMIT, SHUICHI! IT WASN'T THE BURGER KING MAN!" yelled ryuichi trying to contacted the pink-haired boy. Shuichi then looked up and just sat there.
"Do you realize what you almost got us into?" asked the driver.
"uhh..not really...what i do?"
After that comment from Ryuichi, everyone just fell over. All was quiet.
"Na, do you know where i can get an Italian robot?" asked shuichi.
"What the-why?"responded one of the doctors.
"Well, I've always wondered what it was like to have one."
"Okay then..."
"Can you speak chinese?"
"Where does that come into hand?"
"I can speak squirrel!" yelled ryuichi."and so can shu-chan!"
"oh yeah, i remember! we havn't done that in a long time."
"Yeah, i want icecream. how about you, kuma-WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU KEEP COMING FROM?"
"QUIET!" yelled the driver.
"NO! YOU SHOULD! Y'KNOW WHY! YOU WANNA KNOW WHY!" asked ryuichi as if it was a fight.
"WHAT!"
"AN ICECREAM MAN WITH NO LIFE AND RAPES LITTLE CHICKENS!" Everyone gasped.
"IT'S TRUE!"
"SMEAK-OL-DROOFER!" yelled shuichi. (the word he just said is pronounced smeak-ol-droof-er) a word made up by me!
The driver then jumped out of the car, but now no one is driving. ryuichi then hopped over and drove the rest of the way. The sad thing is, his driving sucks!
"AHHHHHHHH! SORRY OLD LADY! WHA-NOOOOOO! AHHHHHH! TREEEEEE! OUCH! HEY-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! SORRY-AHHHH! I CAN'T CONTROL THIS THING-AHHHHHHH! NOOOOOOO! NOT THE STORE!" ryuichi yelled paracticlly the whole time while shuichi, in the back...
"WAHHHHHHHHHHH! MAKE IT STOP! YUKI! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! HELP! OW! My head..." said shuichi before he got knocked out by Yuki's ambulance bed. and the doctors...
"...do you have a three?"
"hmmmmm...nope! sorry. go fish."
"dammit!"
At the hospital
Finally, it was calm. Ryuichi sat in a chair while shuichi laid on a couch with an icepack on his head.
"Owww...my head..."
"DAMN VENY MACHINE! GIMME MY BUTTERFINGERS!" demanded ryuichi. The doctors told them that Yuki was going to be okay, but doctors won't let them see him.
"So, what now, Sakuma-san?"
"hmmmmmm.." was all he said.
20 minutes later
"RUN! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! DOPHINS ARE ON THE LOOSE! MAN-EATING DOPHINS ARE ON THE LOOSE!" yelled the to vocalist. They ran all over the hospital screaming that. With that, everyone evacutated the hospital. They both stare at everyone leaving.
"Suckers..." responded ryuichi and shuichi. A doctor runs up to them.
"WHAT WAS THAT FOR!"
"Well, we would've said monkeys, but monkeys don't live in japan, right Shu-chan"
"At the zoo the have them. Plus, graifes!"
"REALLY!"
The docotor bangs their heads together.
"Can we see yuki NOW? PWEEEEEEZE!" begged shu. The doctor had it with them, so he let them see Yuki.
In Yuki's room
Yuki sat their all calm and awake.
'What the hell...where am i? ...ew...it spells in here...'
The door burst open and shuichi went flying on to Yuki's hospital bed.
"YUKI! I'M SOOOOOO SORRY! I WAS SO WORRIED YOU'D BE ASLEEP FOREVER AND SAKUMA-SAN AND I WENT TO SUPER-FRESH AND THE COPS AND THE BURGER KING GUY AND RYU'S DRIVING AND OMIGOD!" Shuichi then fainted because other the day he had. Yuki just starred at him. Ryuichi walks into the room eating candy.
"..wats wrong wif shu-cham..?" asked ryu with candy in his mouth. (translation: what wrong with shu-chan?)
"What candy is that?"
"M&M's"
"Hey, get me some butterfingers,will you?"
"Yeah, no sweat, Mr. novelist." Ryuichi walked off. Yuki then kisses shu's sleeping head.
17 minutes later
Shuichi woke up and noticed the burger king man starring at him.
"NOOOOOOOOOO! AHHHHHHHHH! NOT AGAIN! YUKI!" yelled the pink-haired boy trying to hide.
"HA HA! I've always wanted to do that!"
"Hiro? What the-"
"I wanted to see if you had my CD."
"..I'M AT A HOSPITAL, WOULD I HAVE IT?"
"i dunno! Your shuichi."
"Shut up, both of you!" demanded yuki. Shuichi looked up and saw Yuki glarring at him.
"Yuki...what time is it..?"
"Time to not annoy me, bother me, cry on me-"
"YUKI!"
"...7:21..why?"
" I'M STRAVING!" Everything was quiet. Then a bird hit the window, and everyone starred at the window.
End of chapter 3
Wow...this chapter sucked...OH NO! Am I...Am I loosing my touch?..What! NOOOOOO! I'M OLD!I'LL HAVE TO USE A CANE! OH NO, I'M GOING BLIND! AHHHHHH! MY MEMORIES! AHHHHHHH...okay, i'm over it. Maybe its my day for randomness...WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Moving on, the story will continue so review read, ANYTHING! i don't feel loved...even my cat ran away...wait, i don't have a cat anymore...WAHHHHHHHHHHH! My last comment, POOR SHU! Why i said that i don't know, but you gotta love that little guy...
addition sneak peak on the next chapter
When Yuki and Shuichi return homeToumaparty Drunkdiedand that is what's happening and yes, it still will be saturday! YAY!
