A/N: Ok, sry I haven't updated in a while. I've had homework, youth group, oh yeah, and I got grounded for a C at midterm. But have patience w/ me. This will be a good story. I promise!

Disclaimer: I don't own Star Wars. If I did, the lines "Unless one of you is carrying Yoda in his pocket, insert whatever comes next here" (said by Count Dooku) and "I am the disturbence in the Force." (said by Anakin) in the Revenge of the Sith novel would be in the movie. And Revenge of the Sith would be a comedy, not a tradgety!

"Once upon a time," started Luke.

"How come all bedtime stories start like that?" asked Jaina.

"I don't know. They just do. Anyways, once upon a time, there was a beautiful princess whose-"

"What was her name?" interrupted Jacen.

"Leila. Her name was Leila, ok? Princess Leila's kingdom had been taken over by an evil man who named himself the king." Luke paused for emphasis, then continued. "So, Leila and her friends formed a rebellion."

"What's a rebellion?" asked Jacen.

"It's kinda like an army against something. Now, the rebellion found out that the Emp- that the king was planning to make a really big weapon. So, they stole the plans to make it." Pause for emphasis. "When the king found out, he sent his right-hand man to kidnap Princess Leila."

"No!" cried the J Bombs.

"Yes. But, little did he know, the princess had sent out a distress message to a knight from her kingdom before it was taken over."

"Yay Princess Leila!" said Jaina.

"The message was intercepted by a farm boy," Luke continued. "He felt sorry for Princess Leila, so he agreed to help the knight save the princess."

"Yay Farm Boy!" said Jacen.

"The farm boy and the knight only had one problem. They didn't have any way to get to the princess. So, they went to the local bar-"

"That's what Daddy does whenever he has a problem!" said Jaina.

"Really?" said Luke, failing to hide his irritation.

"Yeah," Jacen chimed in. "Then he gets really drunk and takes Mommy into their bedroom, and then-"

"I don't need to hear anymore!" Luke cut in. "Can we get back to the story? Ok, so, at the bar, the farm boy and the knight met a pirate-"

"Did the pirate have a parrot?" asked Jaina.

"No, but he had a Wookiee," Luke offered. "The pirate agreed to take them to save the princess. When they got there, the knight went to take on the king's right-hand man, while the farm boy and the pirate rescued Princess Leila. They got out in time, but the knight wasn't so lucky. He was killed by the right-hand man."

"Poor knight," Jacen whimpered.

"In honor of the departed knight, the farm boy and the pirate joined Princess Leila's rebellion and helped her destroy the king's weapon."

"Yay!" exclaimed Jacen and Jaina.

"And, if you guys promise to go to sleep now, I'll tell you the rest of the story tomorrow night," Luke yawned.

"Ok Uncle Luke," whispered Jacen.

"G'Nght Uncle Luke!" sang Jaina.

"Good night." Luke said before closing the door.

A/N 2: I'll try & update ASAP, but I have at least 10 different projects to finish before March 4. Read & Review anyway!