La li ho! That was long! Gomen! Its just schooland friends and yada yada yada...moving on, we now continue this story! WHOOT! So far, yuki FINALLY woke up and is in the hospital, Shuichi, i forget, Hiro is just there, and ryuichi ran away into a dark corner! Let's continue! ...oh yeah, HAPPY B-DAY YUKI!
Chapter 4
Yuki and shuichi left the hospital around 8 in the evening. Hiro, ...well, he had no life and disappeared...OR we can say he left to a party. Yuki and shuichi made it home after a VERY long, random, painful, confusing day. It was finally time to relax...NOT! When the opened the door, they say a wild party in their house. tolet paper every where, pigs running around, a drunk man passed out on the table, a DJ, two people having sex in yuki and shu's bed-
"HEY! THAT'S OUR SPOT!" yelled Yuki while shuichi blushed in the backround.
and the whole thing, is run by...Touma! (DUN DUN DUNNNN!)
"WHY DO I HAVE TO HAVE SCARY MUSIC FOR MY THEME-"
"TOUMA!" yelled both Yuki and shuichi. They walked over to the president getting off the tv.
"Pickle?"
"PICKLE? Touma, you threw a wild party at our home!"
"and? What's your point eiri?"
"THE POINT IS, YOU DIDN'T ASK!"
"Its okay, yuki...well, i guess..." said shuichi so calm.
"Oh yeah, uh, shindou-san...there was...an accident..." notified touma.
"huh?"
"yeah,...you remember the pet fish you got on your birthday...uh, monro, right?"
"uh-huh..." responded shuichi nervous as hell.
"uh, yeah! its a funny story...heh heh...he, a ...kinda...died." Shuichi stared into space as he heard that his pet fish, Monro, died. ( a moment of silience for that fish!)
" TOUMA! GET OUT NOW!" yelled the angery novelist.
"Awww...but Eiri," begged touma," the pie eating contest is about to start..."
"What the-" responded yuki. He was cut off by ryuichi breakdancing in the living room and the chatting of the crowd saying 'GO RYU! GO RYU!'. Yuki practically ran over to ryuichi after spotting him. Touma then picked up a pop-corn bowl and started eating it. Shuichi approached.
"S-Seguchi-san...how did...Monro..."
"Oh! You guys need more food! I mean, i had to steal some from the super market! Oh, about monro...i got hungry, and...he looked sooo good..."
"YOU ATE MONRO?"
" Just remeber, Shindou-san, If i am here, but i'm not here in my presents, keep this with you." said Touma as he handed him Monro's fish bowl. Touma then saw 'twister' and ditched shuichi satnding there aghast and in a state of shock. Back to yuki, he grabbed Ryuichi and pulled him over into the bathroom.
"Hey there!" greeted the vocalist.
" DON'T YOU 'Hey there' ME!" responded yuki.
" Cool party!"
"What do you mean? Tell Touma that! He through his party in MY house WITHOUT telling me or shuichi!"
"Speaking of him, where is he?" Yuki and Ryuichi stood there as Yuki realized 'AW SHIT!' They ran out of the bathroom, but knocking someone out cold.
"Who is that?" asked the novelist. Ryuichi grabbed the guys wallet and looked in.
"Uh...i dunno,but theirs $200!"
"Keep it! Now-"
Yuki was cut off by the man they knocked out jumping in front of them and gobbling like a turkey. They both screamed and ran like hell. After that...scary moment...the two of them were looking for the pink-haired boy. As they were looking, Yuki remebered that ryuichi disappeared after getting him Butterfingers, WHICH he never got! He grabbed ryuichi's shirt colar.
"Where's my Butterfingers?"
"Oh, i didn't get them! They were sold out!"
"Damn! Look you-" Yuki was cut off once again by the sight of shuichi tied up on the couch next to a hippe. Yuki knocked out the hippe right after the hippe greeted with a sweet 'peace brother'. He then untied shuichi.
"Shuichi, what happened." asked the up-tight novelist.
"Yuki! It was horrible! Look what they down to my shirt!" Yuki then slapped shuichi.
"Get a hold of yourself, shuichi."
"I'm scared!"
"Shuichi, you remember reading ANY kind of book about ' how to kick people out'"
"Yuki, you think i'm that smart?"
"Actually, no."
"NA!"
"I just know that you and Seguchi have the same power."
"REALLY! Me and Seguchi have super powers? Can we fly? Oh please be that power!"
"No...you guys, can annoy the HELL outta people..."
6 mins later
Shuichi and Yuki were waiting for Ryuichi to return with plans. Instead, he came back with a lamp on his head. Once they dragged Ryu into the bathroom to plan, after waiting for this guy to stop throwing up, they started a plan.
"Okay, plan is...we piss the hell outta people, right?" asked the nittle grasper vocalist.
"Right! You guys know what your doing?" asked the novelist. They both nod. They were about to begin the plan, until shuichi raised his hand.
"Hai, Shu?"
"Do we have Doritos?"
"Why?"
"I'm hungry! I didn't eat ALL day, remember?"
"YOU can eat after this! Now-"
"Do we get code names?" asked ryu.
"THE PLAN IN TO ANNOY THEM, NOT ME!" responded yuki. He then kicked out the two voclist. They walked into the living room.
"Alright, shu, you know what your doing?"
"uh-huh, you?"
"Oh yeah."
They both walk out to the middle of the room. As they took a deep breath, they started pissing off people. Shuichi walked up to a bussiness man.
"Hey there, you like cherries? I like onions! y'know, acorns come from bushes. CHEDDAR CHEESE! I WANT SOME, YOU WANT SOME! WELL HERE YA GO!" Shuichi then grabbed a can of cheese and sprayed the guys face.
"MY ANKLES!" screamed the man. He then ran off and knocked himself out of the apartment by running into the window and falling out. Shuichi congradulated himself and walked off.
With Ryuichi, he walked up to a lady with a bear mask. He tapped her on the back and yelled 'boga boga boga'.
"AHHHHHHH! HOBO! AHHHHHH!" reacted the lady.
"Wha? Look lady, i'm-" said ryuichi before the lady chased him out of the place. Back to Shuichi again, he walked up to another guy.
"HEYHEYHEY!OMIGOD,DIDYOUSEETHATSHOW,OMIGOD!ITWASLIKESOOOOOOCOOL!HEYHEYHEY!AREYOULISTENING?HEY!" Shuichi then poked the man. He just turned and said...
"Hola. No compende. Me gusta el panqueque."
"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU SAY? DUDE, YOU NOT FROM HERE?"
"que..."
"GAHHHHHHHHH! IT BURNS!" shuichi then ran off.
At headquarters(AKA: the bathroom)
Shuichi returned to see Yuki putting bandages on ryuichi and ryu going on about what happened.
"a-a-and then, s-she hit me, and-"
"Shut up! You told me," replied Yuki. He looked up to see shuichi at the door way.
"Any luck?"
"no...but i found a rubber band!" answered shuichi. Yuki just stared at shuichi playing with the rubber band dumbfounded. He finally gave up. All of a sudden, people were screaming. They all rushed outta of the bathroom to see the apartment a mess, but no people except Touma...throwing up on the floor. He walks over to them.
"Shindou...you can have your fish back..."
Shuichi walk at and just stared at the floor. Yuki walked up next to him.
"Shuichi...don't look...Shu, he's goning to be in a better place than before...Shu..." Yuki gave up with trying to contact shuichi and just cleaned up Touma's punk (AKA shuichi's fish)
2 hours and 26 minutes later
Yuki, Touma, and Ryuichi were sitting on the couch after cleaning the apartment. Shuichi was still standing in shock, so ryuichi started throwing pop-corn.
"Hahaha...he won't blink" laughed Ryu.
Meanwhile, Yuki and Touma were talking.
"Touma, how do we get the drunk man off my table?"
"No. Clue."
"Damn...hey, Seguchi."
"hm."
"Its 12:01...go home!"
"12:01! Aw crap! Its not Sunday! The story is OVER! NO!"
"Wait, WHAT STORY?"
"AW, CRAP! NOOO! AUTHOR!"
Touma ran out and Yuki followed with ryuichi carrying shuichi because ryu hit him with a frying pan. Touma ran into his home and burst open the doors.
"AUTHOR! THEY KNOW!"
"What? Aw, shit! Touma, what did you do?"
With that Everyone walked in and gasped. Yuki got pissed off.
"KIKA!"
"heh heh...yaha..."
"OMIGOD! Shu-chan, its Kika!" responded ryu. Shuichi was back in normal stage.
"Hi Kika!"
"Shu-chan!" Kika and shuichi hug as a greeting. Kika continued to hug everyone else, until Yuki. She tryed, but Yuki pusded her.
"YOU planned all this?" he asked
"Wha? HAPPY BIRTHDAY YUKI!"
"It passed..."
"Oh well, PARTY!" With that, everyone party. This ends our story right about...now!
END
Well, sadly it ends. WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Oh well, people who have been with me, THANK YOU! Please read any other of my stories...when i write them...Yup! They will include Randomness, fun, or i could try any other style...maybe...THANK YOU ALL:dances:
