A/N: I'm doing the 30-hour famine w/ my youth group. I haven't had anything 2 eat in over 28 hrs. & I'm STARVING! But that's what fan fiction is for. It takes your mind off of the fact that you feel like you're going 2 pass out from hunger. But, you guys aren't here 2 listen 2 me complain. You're here 4 the next chapter.

Disclaimer: I don't own Star Wars. I'm just pledging my undying love it. And coffee! WHEEEEE! COFFEE! What am I doing again? Oh yeah, the next chapter.

The next night:

"The princess, the farm boy, the pirate, and the rest of the rebellion built a base in an ice country," Luke began, continuing his story. "One day, while the farm boy was patrolling the area, he was attacked by a yeti!"

"No!" gasped Jaina and Jacen in unison.

"But he got away from it. Then came the bigger problem. Getting back to the base. The farm boy tried to get back before nightfall, but he didn't get far. Just as he was about to pass out, the ghost of the knight appeared to him."

"Whooooooooo!" Jacen moaned.

"Thank you for the sound effect," said Luke. "Anyway, the knight told Luke- I mean, the farm boy to go to a sage and become a knight. Then the farm boy passed out."

"What happened to the farm boy?" asked Jaina.

"He was saved by the pirate. After the farm boy recovered, the evil king found the rebel base. The farm boy escaped and went to find the sage, and the pirate evacuated with Princess Leila on his ship."

"Did he kidnap her?" asked Jacen.

"No, he was rescuing her. Now, when the farm boy got to the place that the knght told him to go, he met a strange old elf-"

"Was he one of Santa's elves?" asked Jacen.

"No, the farm boy found out that the elf was the sage that was going to train him."

"Did the elf teach the farm boy how to make toys?" asked Jaina.

"I already said he wasn't one of Santa's elves! Anyway, the sage taught the farm boy how to use the Force in battle and at peace. He learned that he could use the Force to see the future."

"You mean like a psycho?" said Jacen.

"Psychic," Luke corrected. "And one of the things he saw in the future was the pirate and the princess suffering!" He paused for emphasis. "The vision kept bothering the farm boy until he couldn't take it and went to go help them."

"Because that's the right thing to do," said Jaina.

"Not necessarily," said Luke. "The sage warned the farm boy not to go, but he went anyway. And when he got there, he found out that the king's right-hand man had frozen the pirate in carbonite and was going to do the same to him."

"The right-hand man is as mean as the fake king!" cried Jacen.

"That's right. But the farm boy made sure he didn't get frozen without a fight. The right-hand man and the farm boy had a big sword fight, and the farm boy lost his arm!"

"No!" Jaina gasped.

"And then, the right-hand man told the farm boy some terrible news." Pause for emphasis. "The right-hand man was the farm boy's father!"

"NO!" screamed Jaina and Jacen.

"That's what the farm boy said. Then, the right-hand man asked the farm boy to join him and rule the galaxy."

"DON'T DO IT FARM BOY!" Jacen yelled.

"The farm boy jumped off the bridge instead of joining him. He was rescued by Princess Leila. She took him to the med center and gave him a robot hand to replace his."

"You mean like yours?" asked Jaina.

"Yeah," said Luke. "Just like mine. The pirate had been taken by a bounty hunter to a desert palace. The farm boy and the princess then set out on a mission to save him."

"What happens next?" asked Jacen.

"If I tell you now, I won't have anything to tell you two tomorrow," Luke smiled.

"All right," Jaina sighed.

"Good night, J Bombs," said Luke.

A/N 2: If yall are wondering what happened to Han and Leia, we are still waiting for the birth of Anakin. So, everyone keep your fingers crossed that Leia doesn't kill Han. Read & Review. XOXOX