There was
a little guy named deanie, who had a house with Jeremy the third.
Jeremy lived on a little red cottage on 72 degrees of toothbrushes.
The toothbrushes were green and black with the sledgehammers lifting
over the hills but when the hills came under attack from little green
men carrying rainbow feathers there was a mass dispute between
holiday makers and Harry potter. Harry potter was on the verge of
breaking his record of the most eggs eaten in 1 minute. His mrs
?stef? was very annoying. But Harry never reached the ponit of
breaking his record because he could never find the right lighting so
he set upon a quest to do so and this is where our story begins. He
set of on his adventure and found a little pony called Fred along the
way. Fred had 6 eyes but was friendly as he sat apon the roof of his
low rider. The low rider never comes into the MacDonald drive-thru
for a very good reason. We all know that there will be a Hong Kong
tiger meeting on the 34th of November but will we make it. Just then
Harry decided to take a picture of his great aunt Bethany but when he
knocked on the door there was no-one there but the little dog that
nobody liked. So harry found the little dog a sword of conquest the
sword said harry will always detect a reader by using three main
forms of maths. The dog was bewildered so set off to Supa Valu to
apologise to the hunters mum over the left hand side of his house.
There still is no developments over foreign igloo?s but we will find
the culprit behind it told a 9 year boy to Jeremy the third yet we
will not find a leg of the troll until it is possible to triangulate
the right poportions. As this was sed Jeremy and his bother Fredrick
the 72nd went to the better shop across the road call dwesons who are
always as fesh as the morning but rumour has it that there no-one
there to serve the people at the check out. And then Jeremy and his
nicky found a robot. The robots name was kimbers. Along came the
Kimbers had seen many beheadins in her life and was quite old as she
was friends with the pope who really l;ikes the bnumble bees from
south Africa while dining on a red fossil. pond fairy who enjoyed to
kick back in the pergola which was ok with her mate concherto.
Concherto had all the right reasons to be angry with bumble bee man
coz all day long the porcupines sat apon three inches of dead
mushrooms and broken money trees. But if there was any cance of them
behaving badly you could always rely on the pond fairy who had
recently retired from a long life upon the refrigerator which happens
to be related to bumble bee man. In this part of the story youi can
tell where Aunt Bethany obtains the evil ring of guakl which really
contains the power harrry seeks deep within his artificial
heart.
Harry set apon his journey along Jeffries way to the deep
dark caves in witch the evil homosexual monkey shem bammes controlled
the dark powers of zangabar which harry needed to call the lightning
he needed to break the record of most eaten eggs with the element
power of the weather. Zangabar was the place in which the golden eggs
got roosted by the magic pixie fairy gondor. When the rooster went
?boh bing? everybody new that it was to take off ur sox and eat a
box. But little did they no there was a box shortage around the
bongsville with the artificial compartments.so as part o his quest we
found harry once again battling to find the rite angle harry new that
the world was slowly falling apart around him as the dockers had
actually one a game, and everyone knows thatrs not natural but wat of
the rendering foot asked fred his donkey ah yes i have forgotten
about that so they sat down and thats the end of that chapter...or is
it?
Of cause it wasn?t the end of the chapter coz there is still
time for those big mummas to get down and dirty with affirmative
gender of the white grizzley bears. Umpire billy bowden once sed to
harry that the sword u posses has those meerkats up in smoke trying
to land there boeing 747 on the icelands tropical region. alltho some
lucky monkeys have managed to land there hang gliders in the tropical
island of antartica while making wooden chairs so they could sit and
watch the trees grow and make love with cats while hanging in purple
bannana trees upside down.
Capter one hundred and eighty three
point sixty two horse
there really is no need to confirm the
sightings of the purple banana trees harry thought as he had just
recently seen one on his pokedex (purple banana tree noun common to
the tropical antatrica catch them using charmandfer and a purple
pokeball) so he skippesd all the way to the zoo to find the great
island of hotdog world were everything is ...wait for it... wait for
it ...guitars.
these guitars had 5 different acer compatibilities
in which they held the source of cowboy bobs chaffing groin. It got
so bad that charmander used his fire breath to under go his surgical
amneasia attact that he put apon harry. All 5 of them made there way
to the nigaloo reef where fred got eaten by a three point turnabout
portable floating shark.(authors note) but it was just a mechanical
shark in disguise we later discovered) . wre next did harry nneed to
turn he asked himself thats easy said fry we must go to lavertory
town were everone is happy and there is a never ending supply of
toilet paper (and on the black market you can also purchase tissues
if you are lucky). o while on his visit harry finds an old man tells
him where to find what he is looking for but strangely enough harry
forgets what his quest was and eats the lowrider that fred likes aunt
bethany was quiet disapointd. aunt bethany was very upset that was
fred favorite lowrider and shes loves to ride pink and yellow
crocodiles in the desert but thats not importain beacuse id you stack
a crocodile you get covered in the orange and white fairy dust that
lay beneith the ravor sharp snow. harry had a very stange gut ake
after he eat that lowrider hold tight in the toilet seat he squezes
out the digested eguast . oh wat a waste said the cruel but fair
toilet king of lavatory town how will we fix this asked
rrrrrrrrudigar who replied that it was his wish to maintain his
secrecy. To quench his thirst rrrrrrrrrudigar squeezed 4.2 pounds of
minor celerons but little did he know that bongsville was fresh out
of these celerons. It ok tho coz along came gurtrude
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrudigars best friend, and thought out a plan that would
fix up his ibm problem to help him fight the king of coconuts. the
king of coconuts was very worried at this point his time gurtrude had
a killer plan to attack the coconuts king he had allready placed in
an order from the harvey fish and chips shop for 189 chips and gravy
to throw at the king beacuse everybody know that the coconut king is
allergic to gravy and so the attack begain and ended and then began
and ended finally it ended after being began harry had lots an arm
half way into the battle because of rudigars let hand flanked
required extra tomato sauce without his vital efforts harry would
never have found the correct lighting he needed to break his record
he found this in the medical tent. harry allso grabed morphine from
the medicial tent harry had 2 admit he had abit of an addiction to
those yellow and red mango trees it was realy to bad beacuse his
yellow and red mango dealers had all resenctly died from on overdose
on lift plus.
For some strange reason jade did not want to reply
to either scott, chris or luke but we all no that the real reason was
coz the mafia daddy of the new newyork jets was forcing her not too
say anything about the holographic drop bears which was taken over
the evil mare killer concoction uni control savier. but where oh were
was harry to find this lost data i must travel to my home town of
Harvey where everyone has an addiction to something and theya re all
bums who get drunk off vanilla essence hzrry had dearkly missed his
home town throughout his travels and could not wait to come home to
see his two maids name herbie and qwrtyuiop without any of their
skills that herbie and qwertyuiop had taught harry as a child he
would not have survived any of his adventures so as you could guess
he was very exited.
finaly harry arives to the house at the left
point along the windows of dreams and pigs orgasims and knocks on the
door only to find that no1 was home so he slowly entered the house
through the hole located on the right side of the mountain. this was
no ordinary mountain. This was the goddess hooganwoogan which gave
harry, gurtrude, rrrrrrrrrrrudigar and Jeremy the power to turn
invisible when ever they pleased. But they got warned that if they
abuse these powers they will be prosecuted for vandilism and would be
arrested by constable care who didnt really care that much about his
peeps. Harry got jealous of this and whipped his liquorice into the
shape of a moustache.
Harry now had the perfect diguise to use
wherever he whent it was ater told in the stories that harry used
this much to his advantage when he entered the whore houses because
harry got banned from all of them aafter trying to mount a donkey
using his feather stick that he recived from constable care the first
time he was arrested on the charge of orange picking (he was fined
$60 and made to do 20 hours of community service) he attended this
community service wth none other than Lj hooker bear who had told him
that if he could dress up as santa he would get alot of little kids
sitting on hizs lap and thay would not complaion where he put his
fingers. harry took the lj hooker bears idea and dressed up in a
santa suit he soon was putting his finger into many little boys and
girls... bags and reach for there special spot wich makes all little
boys and girls happy on Christmas.
Well it has been a while since
harry had written his story but it was well known around the world
that the investigation of safety and erganomics was not compatible
with those different restriction properties and the dark oracle sed
to them that if they did not find the food source of the lord then
they would be killed. so that being that Harry found his favorite
coat and once again hit the road on the quest for his world record.
withoutr even asking there were three frogs that started following
our faithfukll hero, ione of these wasactually a littlegrren man
named yoda who was once a jedi but now worked at super cheap auto
selling young rabbits to innocent passeres bye. Yoda now becomes a
great part of the story and becomes harrys favorite little green guy
harry is saved by yoda many times throughout his story. the next
morning harry wakes up and finds yoda dead. Yoda was surounded by
jumping yellow jelly fish wich harry then destroyed with his wand
wich contains a pheonix fethers and a strand of emilys red hair witch
made the wand very moody and agressive. this agressiveness was well
faught out by the purple people eater who was causing trouble for the
towns people by eating all their babies and grandparents. people
would of thought that the grandparents would of been not very tender
but the eggs and salad roles confronted the village people and it was
all sorted out after happy hour was apon us.or was it? Well it sure
was or maybe yeas it was well sort of ummm wait no it wasn oh I mean
yes anywho there really isn?t need for this discussion as the drinks
needed filling and luke decided to neglect his duties as the chief
warlock ahead of time by runnig the lantern infront of the ship. And
what a stupid desision that was to run the lantern infrount of the
ship as the ship was moving and it was only inches away from his face
Harry wakes up from his very weird dream of luke almost getting hit
by the ship with the a spinning got leg as the prepellor. This
propeller had ten inches of cactus pies but the people new that they
weren?t genuine part for the Honda mowers. His lawn needed to be cut
badly but the blades were blunt and the Id card got stolen by george
bush who was on vacation in Yarloop. They all went down to the
logical cake slice of choco land.
Harry became extremely worried about his lawn because it was that time of the month and the land tends to grow semi trailers underground if you don?t send the jack Daniels directly to the heart. The lawns were finally cut and Luke tended to their fare hearts the first step was to shuffle the deck strenulesly but making sure there would always be a round custard cake waiting on his motor home. his motor home made out of dragon hide from the dragon veifor contain magical properties that none other have like the right handed brown window clock feature and brick desk feet on basaloid skin taken from lord voldiekings favourite pet. Lord Voldiekings has his pet donkey muff muff that enjoyed sitting near the lion enclosure and drinking there martini?s while the meerkats had their wedding. Johnny Q was the best man but the 44 gallon drums had not proceeded what they encountered to create by boozing off on teds and met wild coolabahs who wanted to destroy all humans and give out his favourite colour.
There was a maximum of three rotations that required seeding within the annual period to conduct this there was a large need of left handed pink flamingo feathers and an extremely swirly straw. The all you can eat pizza hut was open from three to six and this is where grape stomping was invented along with the the tonge twister she sells sea shells by the sea shore.