finaly harry arives to the house at the left point along the windows of dreams and pigs orgasims and knocks on the door only to find that no1 was home so he slowly entered the house through the hole located on the right side of the mountain. this was no ordinary mountain. This was the goddess hooganwoogan which gave harry, gurtrude, rrrrrrrrrrrudigar and Jeremy the power to turn invisible when ever they pleased. But they got warned that if they abuse these powers they will be prosecuted for vandilism and would be arrested by constable care who didnt really care that much about his peeps. Harry got jealous of this and whipped his liquorice into the shape of a moustache.
Harry now had the perfect diguise to use wherever he whent it was ater told in the stories that harry used this much to his advantage when he entered the whore houses because harry got banned from all of them aafter trying to mount a donkey using his feather stick that he recived from constable care the first time he was arrested on the charge of orange picking (he was fined $60 and made to do 20 hours of community service) he attended this community service wth none other than Lj hooker bear who had told him that if he could dress up as santa he would get alot of little kids sitting on hizs lap and thay would not complaion where he put his fingers. harry took the lj hooker bears idea and dressed up in a santa suit he soon was putting his finger into many little boys and girls... bags and reach for there special spot wich makes all little boys and girls happy on christmas
