I'm back! I love writing love stories, but apparently I suck at them. -.-' Sucks for me. Anyway, I'm going to give this a shot. I'm random by birth so what the hell right? Oh, and this is more of a prologue so chill.

Also, I'm going to be inserting characters to make this so totally cool. My friend Meg and myself, Tiara will be in her and no we will not be like total fan girls, most of the time.

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Naruto, Sakura, Sasuke and Kakashi were sitting around nothing special.

"Man, this bites…" Naruto said falling flat on his face.

"Shut up…" Sakura said smashing his face into the ground some more.

Just then the door bell rang.

"I'll get it!" Kakashi yelled running out of the kitchen with his pink and purple apron on. "I hope I put the right amount of flower in those cookies!"

"What the fuck…" Sasuke said, wide-eyed.

"COOKIES!" Naruto ran into the kitchen and glued his eyes to the oven. "Come on come on come on come on! Bake already!"

Kakashi skipped to the door and opened it.

"Hi!"

"NOOOOOOO!" Sasuke yelled running up the stairs and locking the door behind him.

"Come back Sasuke! I wanna give you a hug!" Ino yelled stretching out her arms.

Sakura jumped on top of Ino and started pulling her hair. "Stay away from him!" she said smashing Ino's head into the ground several times.

Naruto came out of the kitchen munching on cookies. He dropped the cookies when he saw Sakura and Ino going at it. "Oh! You guys should have a mud pit fight!" He said before dozing off and fantasizing about Ino and Sakura in string bikini's covered in mud.

Ino and Sakura looked at each other and attacked Naruto. Yet again, the door bell rang.

"I'll get it!" Kakashi said out of nowhere.

"What the fuck Kakashi!" Sasuke yelled from upstairs.

Kakashi opened the door again and this time it was Rock Lee, Tenten, Zaku, and Itachi.

The four walked in and looked around. Tenten was edging closer to Rock Lee. Itachi was looking around frantically.

"Where's Sasuke?" Itachi said when he noticed Sasuke wasn't in the room.

Ino and Sakura looked at each other. "SASUKE!" they screamed, knocking down the upstairs door. The two grabbed Sasuke and tumbled down the stairs, ripping him to shreds.

"STOP!" Itachi and Sasuke said at the same time. Sasuke looked at Itachi with a confused face.

"Sasuke is mine! I shall rape his sexiness!" he said jumping on top of the three.

Just in time to break up the squabble, an explosion busted the front door down. Tiara and Meg were standing on the debris with bazookas in hand.

"All right! Step away from the Sasuke and nobody gets hurt!"

All of a sudden Kakashi jumped in out of nowhere. "How about we stop all this bickering and play truth or dare!"

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And so it begins… Review! Bad or good, I don't care just know that I will respond if it's bad! M'kay, Buh biz!