AS TOLD by me November 1, 1999 Dallas, Texas Chapter 2 "Sence of humor"
Monday Night Raw was going ok for Jesse and and X-Pac, I guess, they had retained their tag team titles, but I could still not stop thinking about what had happened at the party that last night.
That's when Chyna, my ex-girlfriend, came into my lockerroom.
Chyna and I had been split up for about 2 months, and she was not exactly my favorite person, when she just came to my room, that day.
"Hunter, hi, I just came by to see how you were, we haven't talked in a while." She said. I noticed, that her voice wasn't as deep as it usualy was, meaning she wanted something.
She had on a leather tube top, and some jeans, and her hair was in a ponytail.
She looked around the room, and then spoke again.
"We haven't spoke in a while, because we're not together." I said, not making eye contact with her, as I took one of the cookies of the tray off the complimentary table, in all the lockerooms.
She then pushed my hand away from my mouth, and put her hand on my face.
"Look, we had something special, and there's no reason, that we can't have it again, I still have feelings for you, and I know you have feelings for me." she said, as she stuck her finger on my chest.
I pushed her away.
"Listen I know you dated Stephanie McMahon last night, your buddies told me, and as much as I hate that little whore, if you and her have something going on, I doesn't bother me, I don't care really." Chyna said to me, as she pushed me on the couch.
"Well, in case you didn't know even if I was with her, I would never cheat on her." I said, pushing her back, and starting to get annoyed, AS TOLD by me, that's the reason, that broke up with her, she was just too overpowering.
"Well, don't you have a sence of humor." Chyna said, as she let her hair down.
"Feel, bad about your date?" she asked me.
I started not to tell her, but then I realized, that I needed to get it off my chest or I was going to expolde.
"Yeah, she left with her fiancc'e." I said, not tring to make a big deal so not to show how upset I was.
"Aw, let's make you feel better." she said, as she started to play with my hair.
I pushed her off for the third time, hard. "What is wrong with you, didn't I just tell you that I don't want to be with you!" I said.
"You know there are a lot of guys, that would kill to be with me, right now." chyna said, staightening her clothes up, as I went over to the front door of my lockeroom.
"Oh really, well right I'm not one of them." I said, as I opened the door, and motioned for her to leave, I had had enough of her.
I'll never forget that look on he face it was angry, sad, shocked, but mostly angry.
And with that she walked right past me, and out the door, without sayong a word, and I can't say I wasn't happy about it.
Even though I've dated hundreads of wemon Chyna WAS my first love, but after we started dating for a while, there wasn't one thing I missed about her. Then I decided to just leave, and just take a walk, around the arena, before my match aginst Edge started.
That's when I bumped into her.
"Oh..I'm sorry.." I started.
"Listen, can I talk to you for a second?" Stephanie said.
She was wearing, a light purple sweater, and a dark skirt.
"I'm really sorry, about what happened, with Andrew last night." she said.
"You know what why don't you go and apoligize to your fiancc'e?" I said angrily.
"Please listen, I didn't mean to leave like that, it's just that sometimes, Andrew gets really mad at me, am I'm scared, I mean he's drunk, and mad, and he saw me dancing with you, and just got angrier, you have to understand, I never meant to leave like that." she said. Her face was pale, with less color than it and last night, and she looked sad.
"Do you love him?" I asked her.
"What?" Stephanie said.
"I'm serious, your wedding is like in in four weeks...are you going to marry him?'I asked her, I stuck my hands in my pockets, with a smooth look on my face but I was really praying she would say no.
She turned not facing me, and put her hand on her chest.
" I'm his fiancc'e." Stephanie said avoiding the question, and the truth.
"That doesn't answer my question." I said,taking off my sunglasses.
"I mean I have to, I'm his fiancc'e." Stephanie said, as she turned back around and faced me.
"Would you stop saying that, I know you're his fiancc'e!" I yelled.
She turned around again.
"I then leaned over her neck, and whispered. "You don't have to marry him, if you don't love him." I whispered.
A tear formed in her eye, as she reached back and grabbed my arm.
"I don't want to marry him, alright, you drug that out of me." Stephanie said.
"But I have to, because it's the only way, there is no other choice...it's the only way, that I can get away from my Dad." Stephanie said.
"So you're just going to marry him, even though you don't love him, that makes alot of sence."I said, angrily.
"Steph!" we both heard a man yell.
"Look, that's Daddy, we can talk later, meet me at the beach later." She said.
Before she left I grabbed her arm.
"Just think about it." I said, she nodded, and left.
After that, I met up with Dx in the lockerroom.
"So you talked to Steph, since the party?" Sean asked.
"Uh yeah, we're supposed to meet at the beach later tonight." I said in a cocky way, still not giving them a hint that I really liked her.
"The beach tonight, man, I guess you really are a chick magnet." Roaddogg said, as he sat, down, and opened up a beer.
" Listen, man, tonight is the night." Sean said.
"What are you talking about." I said confused. "I mean you have got to kiss her tonight, then wait untill she calls off her engagment with Test, and dump her!" he said.
I smiled, when he said that I loved the thought of kissing her, just had to figure out how I was going to get the guys to forget about the 'dump her' part.
"Yeah, that will tear McMahon appart." X-Pac said, lauging.
"I don't know guys, I mean she might not want to leave that comfort zone that she has with Andrew, she thinks it will give her a excuse to get away from Vince." I said, as I put my feet up on the coffee table.
"Well, then you'll have to make her want to leave Andrew." Sean said.
"Yeah, won't be hard though." I said confidently.
"Good, because you know it's like 10:30pm, right?" X-Pac.
"Oh, damn, I was supposed to meet her, ten minutes ago, see you guys later." I said as I rushed out of the lockerroom.
The beach was not very far from the arena, so I did not have very far to drive.
When I got out of my car, I saw her sitting on a blanket, as the water barely touched her.
Her hair was blowing in the wind, and her eyes, were such a beautiful pale blue color that they were hardly any color at all.
I walked down to where she was sitting, and took off my leather jacket.
and sat down.
"I love the beach, don't you?" she finaly asked me after, an awkward silence.
I was glad she said something, because during that dead silence, I didn't know what to say.
"Yeah, I do, it reminds me of the the sea on the East Coast." I said.
She turned facing me and smiled.
"So." she said.
"So." I said.
"I was saying that I have to marry Andrew because if I don't I'll be stuck married to my parents for the rest of my life." Stephanie said.
I then sighed. "What do you want?" I asked her. "I heard you talk about what Andrew wanted, what Vince wanted, what Shane wanted...are you ever going to get what you want?" I asked her.
She was quiet for a moment, she knew that I had a point.
"I want to love...I've never been in love, and I just want someone to love me." Stephanie said, as we looked at each other.
"Well, God, Stephanie, there is more love where Vince is concerned, than I've even seen." I said, and it was true, Vince was extreamly overprotective of Stephanie.
"He dosesn't love me, Hunter no on does." she said.
"What are you talking about?" I asked her, very confused, I got the impression, that Vince loved Stephanie, more than life itself.
"If he did honestly love me, he would have never had The Undertaker kidnapp me, just to screw Stone Cold Steve Austin.
I thought back about 7 months ago, it was true, Vince had his own daughter kidnapped by The Undertaker, thrown in a cell, with no light, only to make Stone Cold Steve Austin, feel sorry for her, and try to save her, which was all a trick, to get him, to allign with The McMahons.
"He said it was a mistake, but I'll never forgive him." she said.
"I hate that for you." I said.
I layed my hand on her shoulder.
"It's going to take some time to get the nerve, but you're a strong person, and I know you'll will." I said to her.
"You'll have the strength, to tell your family, that you don't love Andrew, and have the strength, to tell them that you're not 15 anymore." I said.
She looked at me.
"You know you're right...thank you." She said.
"Don't worry, friends, help friends." I said.
She smiled.
"You're great friend...but will you promise me something?" she asked me.
"Yeah, anything..."I said, as I started to massage her shoulders.
"Can you just promise me that no matter what happens, you'll never turn your back on me." she said.
"What are you talking about?" I asked her again.
"I mean every friend I've ever had, or boyfriend, I've ever had, has left me, or turned their back on me in the end, even my father, and Shane, and Andrew, and most of my friends, just want somethimg out of me." She whispered.
After that, we talked for hours about everything, and I was really starting to like her, alot more than I had at the party, and twice as more as when I first saw her in the club that night.
Her voice was soft, and quiet, and gental, and unlike Chyna, it wasn't bossy.
"I will never leave you, no matter what happens." I whispered in her ear.
"You don't know how good that makes me feel." she said.
"But there is a problem, I have with making you that promise." I said.
"What?" she asked nervously.
"I don't think I can keep that promise to be just friends." I said.
"What do you mean?" she asked.
"Well, because I like you alot more than just a friend, I guess." I said, she looked up at me, and I could tell that she was happy, but still a little shocked.
She then shook her head, "That's crazy you can't like me." She said.
"Why not?" I laughed.
"Because all the girls you have dated, have looked like Pamela Anderson, and I look nothing like her." she said, as she looked back up at me, and smiled.
"Well, I never really cared about them, like I care about you." I said, as I put my hand on her chin.
She smiled.
"Hunter we could never date...it would never work out, Daddy would kill you." she said, as she laid on my shoulder.
"First he wouldn't kill me, there would be nothing he could do about it, he couldn't fire, me the only thing he could is try to put me in some crazy match, which DX, would help me in, anyways, he would just have a fit, that's it, and second, there you go again with what Vince wants...what do you want?" I asked her.
She sighed.
"I would love to date you." she said, as she as she looked at her engagment ring, then took it off.
"Then your family's just going to have to deal with that." I said.
"But Hunter, if Daddy knows I'm seeing you he'll flip his lid, he'll loose his mind..." she started.
"I don't care." I wispered, as I put my fingers, up to her lips.
It was then that I decided to kiss her, but not because I was going to dump her afterwards, but because I really wanted to kiss her.
I reached over and put my hand on her face, and kissed her. She kissed me back faster than I thought she would, and pretty soon I was laying on top of her, on the blanket, as we kissed. The kiss got harder and harder, as I started to kiss her neck, and we made out for like half an hour, but she never wanted to go farther than that so I didn't push her, I learned later, it was becasue she was terrified I would really leave her.
I felt bad for ever thinking about dumping her, she was so fragile, and sad, and she really needed someone, and as much as I wanted to pretend like I didn't I did too. I had never loved anyone or anything, and I had never felt anything like I was feeling with Stephanie.
Later after that, Stephanie had went back to the very expensive hotel that she and her parents and Shane were staying at, and I went back to the hotelroom, that I was staying at with Jesse and Sean. She had said that she was going to break up with Andrew on Smackdown, and we were not anyone that we were planning to be together, though, we wern't even really sure, if it was ever going to work.
"Hey man, you're home late, it's 2:40 am." said Roaddogg, as I entered the hotel room, he and X-Pac, were lying on the couch, playing cards, and drinking, while watching TV.
"Yeah, I talked to Stephanie for the longest time, about everything." I said, as I sat down, and turned off the TV.
"So, what happened, did you kiss her?" Sean asked.
"Yeah." I said less than thrilled.
"Oh this is awesome, so when is she going to call off the engagment?" Roadogg asked.
I sighed.
"Next week." I said "Great, I tell you this is going to kill Vince." said X-Pac.
"Sure will." I said.
"Oh, you sure have a sence of humor." Sean joked.
"Ok, what is wrong with you?" Jesse asked.
"Nothing, what are you talking about?" I asked, knowing full well what they were talking about they knew that I was not acting myself.
"Any other time , you come back from a date, you're all telling exactly what happened, what she was wearing, or by the end of the date what she wasn't wearing." hinted X-PAc.
"Yeah, well you know I'm just tired."I lied.
"Alright, we we're going to call it a night, see you tomorrow." Jesse said as he yawned, and, he and Sean went up to their rooms, to sleep.
I sat up untill about 3:30 that night, thinking about Stephanie.
It was so hard to understand, what I was feeling, and after Smackdown, from Seattle, Washington, I would find out just how much I cared about Stephanie.
So AS TOLD by me this is Helmsley out.

So that was the second chapter of AS TOLD by me.
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