It's astounding, magic teaching

Fighting against a troll

But listen closely, for very much longer

I will keep control

I remember teaching potions

Brewing those moments when

The vapors would hit me and the students were calling

Let's us out of potions man!

Let's us out of potions man!

It's just a stir to the left

And then a stir to the right

With your eyes on your mix

As I zoom in tight

But it's my evil stare that really drives you insane,

Let me teach dark arts Merlin!

Let me teach dark arts Merlin!

It's so dreary, oh Merlin free me

So they can't stop me, no not at all

In another dimension, with evil intention

Well-secluded, I see all

With a bit of a mind flip

And then in I'll slip

And nothing can ever be the same

They be spaced out on sensation, like their under sedation

I'll teach dark arts man!

I'll teach dark arts man!

Well I was stomping in the woods just a-having a think

When a snake of a guy, gave me an evil wink

He shook me up, he took me by surprise

He had a dark mark and the devil's eyes.

He branded me and I felt a change

Goodness meant nothing, never would again

Dark arts eluded me again!

Dark arts eluded me again!