Harry stood there tapping his chin with his index finger in deep thought.
"I…I don't remember maybe help me get some gold or something, what do banks do exactly?" questioned Harry giving Griphook an inquisitive look.
"Well, we manage and store wizard's money, we ward people's properties, hire out guards, go cursebreaking in areas around the world, loan out lawyers, heal people, help people train, use illegal magics, hold poker tournaments, help people find out about their heritage, manage wills, help convicts with anything they need and do pretty much whatever you want for the right price!" Griphook answered whilst scratching his abnormally large nose (even for a goblin).
"I want all of it!" Harry declared proudly as he thrust out his chest. He then followed Griphook through several tunnels that lead away from the main building before reaching an office with
'GRIPHOOK, COOL GOBLIN'
on it.
"Cool Goblin?" Harry asked.
"Competent Organised Operational Liaison" He replied as he lead him into the office where everything was dark and menacing before he flicked a switch and everything became light and cheerful with rainbows on the wall. Once they sat down Griphook passed across a bit of parchment with 'Inheritance' on the top. Before he could say anything Harry grabbed the letter opener on the desk and stabbed his hand letting blood pour down covering the parchment and surrounding area.
"I thought this was meant to heal automatically." Said Harry, holding up his still heavily bleeding hand to the shocked goblin.
"Mr. Potter, only ritual knives heal automatically and that was a letter opener, also the inheritance test just needs the person to write their full name using normal ink." Whispered the goblin before healing Harry's hand and passing across a new piece of parchment before continuing, "This will tell you what family's you are head of, your full title and any abilities you may have."
Harry did as told before writing came across the page.
Harry James Potter
Lord to Chivalrous and Most Ancient House Potter
Lord to Noble and Most Ancient House Black
Lord to Powerful and Most Ancient House Peverall
Lord to Brave and Most Ancient House Gryffindor
Lord to Sly and Most Ancient House Slytherin
Lord to Wise and Most Ancient House Ravenclaw
Lord to Loyal and Most Ancient House Hufflepuff
Lord to Respected and Most Ancient House Emrys
Lord to Feared and Most Ancient House Lefay
Prince to Royal and Most Ancient House Pendragon
Lord to Awesome House Odgen
Lord to Mysterious House Shadow
Lord to Sexy House Venus
Representative of Almighty and Ruling Mount Olympus
Abilities
Master of all Magic (blocked except for powerful light magic and defensive magic)
Shadow Elemental (blocked)
Lightning Elemental (blocked)
Air Elemental (partially blocked)
Beast Speaker (Partially blocked)
Shapeshifter (blocked)
Demigod powers of all major Gods (Blocked)
Invulnerability to Unforgivables (partially blocked)
Eidetic Memory (partially blocked)
Combat Specialist (blocked)
Amazing Sexual Prowess (blocked)
Tolerance to vast amounts of alcohol (partially blocked)
Master Occlumens (blocked)
Master Legimens (blocked)
Magical Power – God – 55 000 – 99.5% blocked – 275 accessible (average)
Magical Power scale
Muggle – 0 – 49
Squib – 50 – 99
Weak- 100 – 199
Average – 200 – 299
Powerful – 300 – 499
Sorcerer – 500 – 699
High Sorcerer – 700 – 899
Mage – 900 – 1099
High Mage – 1100 – 1399
Demi-God – 1400 – 1999
Merlin – 2000 – 3999
God – 4000+
Full Title – Prince Harry James Peverall Black Odgen Shadow Venus Hogwarts Emrys Lefay Pendragon Potter, Representative to Olympus, Master Of Death, Sex God, Lightning, Air and Shadow elemental, Beast Speaker, Invulnerable Master of All and God.
"Wow" was all Harry could say before he fainted. Ten minutes later he woke up to see a goblin smiling down on him.
"AHHH" He yelled jumping up and slamming his head against the goblins causing them to both fall down groaning.
"Shit, my glasses are broken!" Exclaimed Harry before noticing he could see perfectly without them.
"Oh my God, I'm so sexy!" He yelled after seeing himself in a conveniently placed mirror. Here Griphook interrupted him after picking up the other, still groaning goblin.
"My Prince, you look exactly the same except you have no glasses on!"
"No, I look sexier!"
"No, you don't!"
"Yes, I do!"
"No, you don't"
"Yes, I …"
"Shut Up!" Roared the other goblin as he grabbed his still throbbing head, "It doesn't matter, now we have already removed all your blocks, healed all your old wounds and prepared all the paperwork needed."
"Wow!" Harry whispered, astonished, "How long was I out for?"
"Five minutes." Came the short reply before the grumpy goblin turned around and left the office. Looking over the parchment again Harry asked about the magical power ratings.
"Well that measures how much magic you have at your disposal, for example, both your parents were Sorcerers, Dumbledore is a High Sorcerer, Voldemort is a mage, the founders were all Demigods, Merlin is pretty self-explanatory and God means from minor to major Greek God level. Your power is about on par with Poseidon, the most powerful Greek God." Answered Griphook.
"Now, your powers mean you can block your mind from others and in turn read others minds as simply as if they were picture books. Beastspeaker means you can speak to any animal and understand them. Shapeshifter means you can turn into anything you want from an ant to a giant dragon with all powers that come with that form. Elemental means you can control those elements. Demigod powers means you have the God's powers but on a smaller scale. You can basically do any magic naturally and can fight better than anyone else. Unforgivables don't affect you. Lastly but most importantly you will find it very hard to get drunk and can do anything in bed." Finished off Griphook with a lecherous grin.
"Ok then, where did I get the Odgen, Venus and shadow titles from?"
"Venus title chooses the best person in the world at sex to be the next head. Shadow passes to the next head when shadow elemental is born which happens once in two thousand years and Odgen was left to you as a way to thank you for killing Voldemort."
The next ten hours passed with Harry filling out multiple forms but strangely he did not become hungry or tired at all. Finally it came to finding out what he actually owned. Griphook wrote on a piece of parchment for a few minutes before passing it over to Harry.
Prince Harry James Peverall Black Odgen Shadow Venus Hogwarts Emrys Lefay Pendragon Potter, Representative to Olympus, Master Of Death, Sex God, Lightning, Air and Shadow elemental, Beast Speaker, Invulnerable Master of All and God's Listings
999999 Billion Galleons
75 properties
5000 house elfs
50 slaves including 30 veelas
A copy of every book ever made
Temple on Olympus
Various priceless artifacts
Arthur Pendragons sword
Gryffindor's sword
Ravenclaw's Bow
Hufflepuff's armor
Slytherins twin daggers
Merlin's staff
Morgana LeFay's necklace
Atlantis
Avalon
Diagon Alley
Knockturn Alley
Hogsmead
Hogwarts
Durmstrang
Beaubaxtons
Odgens Firewhisky
Several Veela colonies
Greece
53 Wizengamot seats (controlling vote)
25 seat on the Hogwarts board (controlling vote)
Shares in every major business world wide
Deathly Hallows
After seeing that, Harry Potter fainted once more.
