Summary:Sakura has never done anything crazy and irresponsible untill one night. Now she's pregnant and the father of the baby is...Itachi. ItaSaku
Disclamer:I don't own Naruto.
Hi! It's me again. It's rewritten chapter 3.
It's betta checked by Kitsu Mahara.
Thanks Kitsu!
Chapter 3
Next day Sakura decided to take very long walk to think about her problem. Before the meeting with her parents she thought that her life couldn't get any worse. But she was in big mistake. If her mother decided something, she would never resign from it. So Sakura had no choice, she would have to marry Itachi. Of course there is another solution, she could find the substitute for him, but her parents would know that she's lying. They knew her too well. There was also problem with finding a man who Sakura wanted to marry. There weren't many ninjas who she could ask.
''Naruto? Definitely not! Sasuke? He won't do it, Kakashi? Too perverted, Lee? No, no, no and one more time no! Why am I even thinking about it! Maybe marrying Uchiha won't be so bad. Who am I kidding! It'll be terrible!''
'Grr. why did my life have to be so complicated! What have I done to earn this fate!' screamed Inner Sakura. Pink-haired kunoichi sighed. She tried to ignore her inner self but she didn't let her. 'Oh don't ignore me! Damn it, you should listen to me, because I'm always right! Hell yeah!'
Sakura wandered to the park. She saw a bench nearby and sat on it. Kunoichi always liked this park because it was really peaceful. She could hear how leaves were whistling and birds singing. But suddenly she heard something suspicious in the bushes behind the bench.
''Achoo! I hate flowers, I have to get allergy meds for it.'' Sakura sweat dropped.
''Who are you? Come out and show yourself you coward!'' When she screamed embarrassed Lee jumped out from the bushes, but something wasn't right, he was acting strange (even for him) and glancing in the way of the bushes. Sakura had a feeling that someone else is there. And she perfectly knew whom.
''Naruto get out of there or I'll kick you so hard that you'll flew to Antarctica!'' After this words Naruto showed up with stupid grin on his face.
Three ninjas were shaking, two of them of fear and one of anger.
''Nee Sakura Chan.'' Naruto started but he stopped when he felt the killing intent and her glare.
''It was for your own good.'' Lee quickly said lamely hoping to help but made it worse.
''How long were you following me?'' The boys flinched then hesitate for the moment but they knew they had to answered her.
''Umm about 2 hours.'' Sakura let out a low growl making the boys stiffen in fear and inch away. She wanted to beat them into two small bloody pulps. And she would of done so if Ino didn't show up.
''Hey Sakura! I want to talk with you. So let ditch these dorks and come with me!'' Before Sakura could answer, blond kunoichi was already dragging her in the way of the cafe.
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Two girls found free table and sat behind it. Ino was looking expectantly at Sakura but pink haired girl ignored it.
''Come on. I know that you want to tell me everything even if you think that you don't want to!'' screamed Ino enthusiastically. Sakura took one big breath. She was now trapped in the famous 'Yamanaka trap'. The blond girl wouldn't let her out until Sakura would tell her every detail of the story. And she knew that they have really long time.
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Speaking of traps. Itachi wasn't in the better situation. After Kisame told all Akatsuki members his little secret everyone wanted him to tell them all story. He didn't know why his personal life was so important to them and didn't want to know, the truth would be too scary. He had to escape from the Akatsuki hideout. But they found him and brought him back to their 'house'. Itachi was stronger than them by far but it was match between him and the rest spies so he had zero chances.
Now he was tied to the chair. He tried to free himself but the binds were too strong. Deidara, Sasori, Kisame and the other were standing around him with strange grins on their faces.
''So Itachi. You want to tell us something, am I right?'' Deidara asked. Itachi only sent him death glare. If he could put his hands on them they'll be all dead within 5 seconds. Others decided to ignore his glare.
''You'd better tell us know or we'll have to made you. We haven't got so much fun since we discovered that Kisame sleeps with a teddy bear.'' added Sasori. Itachi still didn't say anything.
''I see that you won't cooperate. Then we'll have to break you.'' At this words Uchiha boy only smirked, there wasn't any way for them to make him talk.
''Deidara it's your turn. You know what to do'' said Kisame. Deidara walked to Itachi and bend over.
''What are you doing?'' asked the sharingan master.
''I'm going to kiss you, my dear.'' Itachi's eyes grew big. He wasn't expecting this. When Deidara's head come closer and closer poor Itachi started struggling to free himself, but in the end he only fell down with a chair. Everyone in the room started laughing, it was the first time when they saw Itachi in such a funny situation, and it was just too hilarious. (These ninjas have really do have a sadistic sense of humor). They picked Itachi up, this time two of them decided to hold him still. When Deidara one more time bend over, Itachi couldn't stand it.
''You bastards... I surrender.'' All the men in the room cheered. They looked like kids who won a candy. Itachi only sighed. He should find normal allies, not this sadistic bastards who were acting like silly teenagers.
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Sakura finished her story. Ino was great listener. She didn't ask many questions and didn't interrupt Sakura too many times. Now came time for very important question.
''What should I do now Ino?'' Blond girl looked thoughtful. After a moment she answered pink haired kunoichi.
''I can't help you with it. It has to be your decision, but if I was in your skin, I would made Sasuke marry me!'' Then Ino started babbling. Something about her beautiful wedding, and cute kids playing in a large garden. Sakura decided to ignore her friend, after years she knew that Ino had to talk for about 6 hours daily, and no one could stop her when she wanted to talk about something.
''You know what? One of your dreams came true. And you haven't realize it.''
''Huh? What are you talking about?'' asked a surprised Sakura.
''When we were twelve one of your dreams said something about marrying Uchiha and raising his children. You didn't say which one exactly.'' Sakura had to stop herself from slapping her forehead. Ino has a tendency to depress her best friend. Sakura said goodbye to Ino. She didn't want to come back to her house so she went to the forest. She was having a strange feeling that she would find certain black-haired ninja there.
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Itachi finished talking. All the men were staring at him with big eyes and open mouths. Kisame shook his head and said:
''I didn't know that you had it in it. Hey Sasori give me your money! I won the bet.'' Sasori only grumbled in response. Other men didn't know what was going on so they asked them about it. Kisame grinned and answered them:
''Not so long time ago we had bet whether Itachi is gay or not. And I have won.'' It was too much for Itachi. When his 'friends' freed him he walked away and disappeared in the forest. He wanted to be alone. He hasn't been so embarrassed and humiliated since very long time. His life was much more complicated since he met this pink haired devil. And speaking of devils, he wondered where she is now. Not like he cared it was only curiosity. And then he heard her voice.
''UCHIHA WERE ARE YOU! I HAVE TO TALK TO YOU!''
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Sakura was traveling through the forest quite a long time. She had to find Itachi, but how could she do it? She didn't know where he lived or how to contact him. Shikamaru was always saying that women are troublesome. Bull shit! It was men who were terribly troublesome!
Sakura realized that she had to come back to Konoha because it was getting dark. Being desperate woman kunoichi decided to call him.
''UCHIHA WERE ARE YOU! I HAVE TO TALK TO YOU.'' And to her surprise he appeared in front of her. She was so surprised that she fell down.
''What do you want?'' After shaking of her shock Sakura stood up and brushed off the dirt on her dress.
''Are you spying me?'' Itachi rolled his eyes.
''Tell me what you want woman.''
''Humph, I don't have too much time so I'll tell you this in super short version.'' Sakura mumbled and took a deep breath before quickly saying. ''My parents want us to be married'' The girl was expecting him to be just a little surprised but he only smirked. In that moment she wanted to wipe that smirk off his face but she stopped herself from doing it. Instead she asked him what's so funny.
''I didn't know that you wanted me so bad... but to blame it for your parents? How childish.'' Itachi said his smirk widening.
It was now Sakura's turn to laugh. Men are too full of themselves. And it's not good for them and definitely not good for people who had to deal with them. It's time to inform one of them that their wrong.
''Yeah right. Every women want to have coldhearted bastard who speak one sentence a day for the husband, right?'' Itachi's eyes grew darker as they narrowed towards the small pink haired girl.
''It wasn't me who said that we had to get married, was it? And I didn't answer your question. But having crazy pink haired witch who always want to beat or scream at someone isn't ideal wife too. So my answer is no. I don't care what your parents want or tell. If they interfere I will kill them.'' Sakura was now driven to desperation. She had to think of a way to make him say yes. She considered every solution but it wasn't much helpful. Then suddenly she had got an idea, a crazy yet great idea. But it'll do.
''Let's have a ninja contest. If I win you'll marry me, if not you'll do with me whatever you want. So are you in?'' Itachi looked like he was thinking about it. After a moment he agreed. Sharingan master didn't care what Sakura had in mind; he knew that he would win. He was Uchiha and they never lose to a girl, especially this noisy girl.
'Ok. Now it's time for the details.''