By popular demand and without any further ado, here's chapter two! (Hey, that kinda rhymed. Whoo-hoo.)
Chapter 2 … IT'S MY TETSUSAIGA! MINE!
"Are we there yet?"
"No."
"Are we there yet?"
"No!"
"Are we th—"
"SHUT UP!"
Kagome sighed. The angry Inuyasha and the cheerful Inuyasha really weren't getting along well. More than once, the angry Inuyasha had yelled or thrown something at the cheerful Inuyasha, which made the crybaby Inuyasha start bawling and the cowardly Inuyasha start shaking. Then that would make the perverted Inuyasha take a moment to grope the butt of distracted Kagome, and the normal Inuyasha would be shouting at everyone to quit acting like mindless idiots (like he should talk). It was all one big mess. You see, after the spell splitting Inuyasha into six personalities was placed, Kagome and the others quickly decided to find Roku-Shujin in order to break the spell. It would prove difficult, especially with the Inuyashas fighting all the time. It was a hectic situation. (Kagome better make sure she takes Tylenol. I think she'll find that she needs it.)
Anyway, when the angry Inuyasha and the cheerful Inuyasha had finally settled down, the gang set off again. They had no clue how to find Roku-Shujin, but they were going anyway. The sooner they got rid of the excess Inus, the better. They just had a little…er…detour. And that "detour" had a name—Koga.
Mr. Detour himself tapped Kagome on the shoulder, startling her slightly. The Inuyashas remained ignorant of him; they were too busy fighting just past some trees to notice him. (No surprise there.)
"Kagome," Koga said in his usual deep voice, "my tribe was just passing through, so I thought I'd come visit you."
Kagome laughed nervously. "Uh, Koga…this is reeeeeeally a bad time for you to be here."
"But I had to see you, Kagome. It's hard being away from you so long," Koga said taking Kagome's hand into his own. "Has that idiot of a dog been treating you all right?"
Just then, the crybaby Inuyasha gave a shrill cry. Kagome groaned. Oh, no, she thought to herself. This is not going to go well.
"What was that?" Koga said, alarmed.
Kagome was just about to open her mouth to speak when the crybaby Inuyasha came from behind some trees and into Kagome's arms. (You can just imagine how pissed Koga is getting at the sight of this.)
"Wahhh!" Crybaby Inuyasha cried loosely. "Angry Inuyasha was yelling again! He's mean! A-and…and he even said the 'a' word! He was saying lotsa bad words!"
Koga stared. (I don't blame him. I would too.)
Kagome heaved a very long sigh. "Koga…there's something about Inuyasha I need to tell you…"
"Did I hear someone say Koga?" Normal Inuyasha jumped in and joined the conversation.
Koga gasped. He knew that he must surely need glasses or something; he was seeing two Inuyashas! Wait a minute…he didn't even know what glasses were, so why did he think he needed them? And why the heck was he seeing double! Something just wasn't right.
"Koga," Kagome said slowly, "meet crybaby Inuyasha and normal Inuyasha."
Koga was too dumbfounded to say a word. Oh, wait. No he wasn't. "What the hell is going on here? What happened?"
Miroku, Shippo, Kerara, and Sango came along with the other four Inuyashas. They had a this-is-torture look on their face as soon as they saw Koga. The Inuyashas, however…well, you know them. They weren't too happy seeing Koga there.
"There was a little incident with a demon…" Kagome's voice trailed off.
"Great. So there's six mutt-faces. Just more for me to beat up," Koga declared.
"Wha—! You, beat us up? Feh! I'd like to see you try it!" the normal Inuyasha exclaimed. (He is awfully similar to the angry Inu, isn't he? That's 'cause that's the emotion he usually expresses, I suppose.)
"I'm too sexy to be beaten up by you," the perverted Inuyasha said coolly. "Kagome's all mine. Even all of the readers like me best. Well, most of them, anyway. The-Female-Inuyasha and some of the others are acceptions, but they don't count."
"Um, do we hafta fight Koga? I—I think I wanna stay outta this…" The cowardly Inuyasha was, of course, acting cowardly.
"Is Koga gonna play hide-n-seek with us or something?" the cheerful Inuyasha asked. "If so, I'm not 'it'!"
Koga sniggered. "Inuyasha, you're going to be made a laughing stock because of all of your doubles. I don't know why Kagome bothers to stay with you."
Angry Inuyasha growled. "Curse you, Koga!"
He tried to grab the Tetsusaiga from normal Inuyasha so he could attack Koga, but the normal Inuyasha pulled it back. "What're you doing? The Tetsusaiga's mine!"
"Well, I need it. And it should be mine. You're too weak for it," the angry Inuyasha announced, glaring.
That was too much. Normal Inuyasha punched angry Inuyasha in the face, which made crybaby Inuyasha start running around crying that it was his Tetsusaiga too. The scared Inuyasha hid behind Kagome's leg. Surprisingly, so did the perverted Inuyasha. The cheerful Inuyasha stood next to Koga, asking him if he'd like to be "it." The perverted Inuyasha, behind Kagome's leg, then proceeded to do you-know-what to Kagome's butt, only to be slapped across the cheek promptly.
"That's IT!" Kagome yelled. "I've had enough! Inuyashas, SIT!"
BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM!
There were six slams to the ground. –sweatdrop from poor Koga- As you can expect, all of the Inuyashas had something to say about being sat (honestly, they talk too much).
"Hey, what was that for?" normal Inuyasha protested.
"Damn it!" the angry Inuyasha yelled, twitching.
"WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Yep, you guessed it. That would be the wail from crybaby Inuyasha.
"Whee! That was fun, Kagome! Do it again!" cheerful Inuyasha exclaimed.
"AHH! There's bugs on this ground! EEP! They're scary!" cowardly Inuyasha cried.
"Thank you for this lovely view up your skirt, Kagome," perverted Inuyasha said, grinning mischievously.
Kagome had had enough. "URG! Can't I get a moment of peace?"
Koga stepped up to her. "Come with me, and I will give you all the peace you want. You can travel with my wolf demon pack."
Kagome shook her head. "I have to help this spell be removed from Inuyasha."
Koga sighed. "Fine then. Sadly, I must go now. My wolf friends call for me."
Before he left, he gave the Inuyashas a last passing glance. "See you…mutt-faces."
After he had disappeared into the forest, the Inuyashas all began to argue again. (What else is new? Inuyasha can't get along with himself!)
"I still say it's my Tetsusaiga."
"B-b-but I want it…"
"Hey! We never played hide-n-seek, you meanie heads!"
"WAHHH!"
"Clearly, someone of my sexual appeal should have it."
"Uh, hello? I'm the original Inuyasha. It belongs to me!"
"Good grief," Kagome sighed.
This was going to take a while.
Author's Note: Well, this chappie was longer than I expected it to be, even though it's still short. Hmm. Woooowz! I can't believe I got 20 reviews for just one chapter! I'm…well…amazed. Impressed. In awe. And I now feel like I'm under a lot of pressure to keep this story humorous becuz I ain't much of a humor writer most of the time. Oh, well. I'll do my best!
NEXT CHAPTER: To the Hot Springs!
Usagi of Feudal Moon Era – Yay! My first reviewer for this story! I also like the part where Miroku says, "That's my job", because, frankly, it is. –lol-
V.X.O – Your puppy dog eyes worked. I have now updated. Congrats. Thanx 4 saying my story is so great. –grins-
lovelykeadeinufan – I'm glad you think it's funny; just don't sue me if you die of laughter. rotfl, just kidding. Hope ya like chappie 2.
InusTwinSista – Thanx. I'll look over your review whenever I get sad or depressed. –smile, smile- I think your playout of the story has given me some ideas for the story, too. Thank u very much.
darklight989 – The perverted Inu says thanx 4 making him 1 of ur faves. He now likes u. –lol- Glad u can't stop laffing…maybe eventually the Inus will decide who gets the Tetsusaiga…
Dark Flame67 – I love the brief review. It says a lot in…um…one, two, three…eight words. (Wow! I can count up to eight? lol)
Nicola Silvera – I'm glad u can relate to the ice cream thing. It's good 2 know I'm not the only one. Maybe I'll read one of your stories some time? (Crybaby Inu would like to add between his sniffles that he likes your pen name.)
Doujo – Hee, hee. Sorry it wasn't your idea. Thanks for your supportive laffs.
Tricky bear – Interesting pen name. Perverted Inu says thank u. (He likes to be favored.)
The-Female-Inuyasha – Thanks for the nice critique. I guess I've never been good at adding detail, tho… -embarrassed face- Anyhoo, I can't believe I described Roku like Koga…oops. (Didja kno the word Roku means six?)
windgal – Do u like the preview for chapter 3, too? Heh, heh.
AlchemistVvolet – I'm not the fastest updater…is this fast enuff 4 u, tho? I sure hope so. –smiles-
brekary – Yeah, it's hard for me to make inu a crybaby. I kno whatcha mean.
Kagome's Girl – lol. I luv ur review. It made me crack up. Yes, another Miroku and also, yes, six. Rotflmao.
Destination – I try to update as soon as I can, but I don't get the computer a lot becuz of my stupid mom (grr on her). I like ur pen name a lot, by the way.
KayKoLily – Yeah, it wuz pretty interesting…Koga finding all of those Inus. He treated them a little mildly, tho.
Princess Tien Yun Kimura – Glad u like it. I hope it stays funni enuff 4 u.
casesherlock- I'm glad u like it, cuz. I ran outta room 2 do the Inu meets gumball machine in this chapter, but I'll try to squeeze it in after the next chapter, okay?
Sakara Atsuki – Just remember to take those deep breaths before laughs…heh, heh. –deep breath-
madscientistvand – Yay! U've read, like, all of my stories I think. I'm super dooper glad this'll prob'ly be one of ur faves! –cheers-
Please notice that I probably won't respond to my reviewers after every chapter. I just really had to this time.