A/N: Sorry I forgot to put this in the first chapter but there is no Shonen Ai or Yaoi what so ever, sorry if I got any ones hopes up (But there will be some interesting chapters coming up but nothing like full scale)
Chapter 2: We Need to Talk
And so the Straw Hats walked back in silence. Mainly because the whole curse thing. That is until Ko asked Sanji.
"Hey Perv Master S, you going to look at your self naked when we get back." said Ko.
Sanji said nothing, she had been known to set up traps like that for him, the last time was a week before on a Summer Island, she asked him she looked good in a bikini then he said she looked hot… she pinned him to the deck less then a second later. He should have known it was a trap… Ko can't swim.
"Don't worry I don't plan to pin you to the deck…" said Ko with an evil smile.
"What are you planning to do?" asked Nami.
Ko just whistled innocently.
"You do realize that just makes you look even guiltier…" said Zoro.
Ko sweat dropped, he was right.
Back the Merry Go, Usa sat on the stairs thinking about what she had done… Sanji was stuck like for the rest of his life… but he did disserve it, she asked him many times not to think about her in that way.
"That Pervert!" she yelled accidentally throwing a Ki beam into the air accidentally killing yet another sea gull.
"Not again" said Usa referring to the time she introduced herself to the other Straw Hats.
She picked up the dead seagull and was about to chuck into the sea when the other Straw Hats arrived.
"Kill another sea gull sis?" asked Ko.
Usa gave one her trademark happy nods, then she noticed something strange "Hey you changed back…" said Usa.
"Well it's rather complex…" said Zoro.
"Let me show you!" said Ko with an evil grin, she pushed Sanji into the water turning into a girl once again.
"Hey!" yelled Sanji or in case Sanji-Chan.
"Okay I'm confused…" said Usa while she was thinking "All right Sanji's a girl again"
"Hey was that what you were planning to do when you asked him that question?" asked Nami.
"Yep… thought I was going to pin to deck again didn't you?" said Ko.
Later in the galley after the whole Cold Girl, Hot Guy explanation, with all three of them in their girl forms. No one knew what to say, until Robin brought up something.
"I think you maybe a little weaker as girls."
"She may have a point… I mean girls are a lot weaker than guys." said Ko.
"What do you mean?" asked Zoro or in this case Zoro-Chan.
Ko took out a small chart from pocket space, it showed the way of fighting for each member of the crew. "Well unlike you guys… well Zoro and Perv Master S any ways, you two use your strength I'll compare Zoro and myself for an example as we both use swords: Zoro: He mostly uses his awesome strength in battle in a sense if he did have it he's be weak. Me: I use speed, smarts and stealth. If I used my strength then I'd lose pretty badly. Girls are weaker than boys." said Ko.
"So what's the plan?" asked Usopp.
"Well looks like some one picked up on why took out the chart… I propose training sessions for both Perv Master S and Zoro, I'd help train Zoro and Usa can help train Sanji train." said Ko.
"Hey what about me?" asked Luffy or in this case Luffy-Chan.
"Do you still have your Devil Fruit powers?" asked Ko.
Luffy-Chan stretched her finger, making sure.
"Yeah" she said.
"Your fine!" said Ko, "So how about it?"
"I've been wanting to spar with you anyways" said Zoro-Chan.
Sanji-Chan with heart in her eyes, "Of course! If Usa's helping me!"
"Well how about it sis!" said Ko taking a sip of water.
"No… (Beep) her." said Usa.
Ko coughed up her water, Nami and Chopper began to help her. Everyone else's mouths dropped to the floor.
"What?" asked Sanji-Chan.
"I said (Beep) you! Look I'm tired of the way you treat me! You perverted Ass Hole! Got it!" yelled Usa glowing as bright as the sun.
She stormed out the galley everyone was still in shock, "Wow that was the first time I heard her curse." said Ko recovering from the choking.
"Wait don't you two say "Bastard" a lot?" asked Chopper.
"Yeah, but that doesn't count." said Ko.
"So what happened?" asked Sanji-Chan.
"Well it's simple…" said Ko holding off for dramatic tension. "She snapped" resulting in everyone anime falling.
Sanji-Chan recovered "What do you mean she snapped."
"Well once again it's simple. As we told you before we grew up with perverts wanting ot have sex with us at the age of 10, due to the perverted stereotype so we trained ourselves to tune into the thoughts of those perverts that's the Origin to our pervert senses!" said Ko.
"Where did you come up with the name again?" asked Luffy-Chan.
"From Usa's bizarre sense of humor… I don't understand it. Anyways, by training ourselves to tune into their perverted thoughts we can tell someone is thinking about us in that way. Since Usa is close quarters with Perv Master S to cook breakfast lunch and dinner she kind of snapped as she never let out her anger, unlike me." said Ko.
Sanji-Chan thought about it and knew she was right. "I somehow knew today she would snap though I never thought it involve a cursed spring… I always thought it would involve a meat cleaver, a live chicken and a goat head." said Ko.
There was an awkward silence.
"Oookay." said Zoro-Chan.
"Any ways… I'm going to try and talk to my sister." said Ko she walked out of the Galley and then came back a few seconds later "Hey if I'm not back by ten minutes call out my name… I don't answer you'll know what happened and if that happened PLEASE HELP ME!" said Ko who then left again.
She found her older half sister by the sheep's head.
"Hey sis, want to talk?" asked Ko.
"NO!" yelled Usa and with an evil smile took out a ball of yarn.
Ten minutes later, Nami called out "Hey Ko!"
No answer. They all went to look for Ko who was probably the victim of her weakness… yarn balls.
Sanji-Chan found her mewing while tossing around the ball of yarn. She managed to tear the yarn away from the cat-girl who came back to her senses.
"I hate to say this but thanks Perv Master S." said Ko.
"Your welcome… did you really have to call me that." said Sanji-Chan.
"I said that so many times… not matter what you look like on the outside you're still a pervert on the inside. Anyways… if I know my sister she's going to dish out her anger until you two make up… as friends if you try anything else to try to become "more than" she's going to kill you." said Ko.
"You're going to help me." said Sanji-Chan. She began to get a perverted grin.
Ko grabbed her by the shirt collar "Look I'm doing this to repay Usa for what she did when we fought the Bastard… I still need to repay Luffy… anyways this is for Usa not you! Got that!" said Ko angrily.
Sanji-Chan nodded, Ko let go of her, it was the first time both of them noticed that Sanji's shorter as a girl. It was weird, Sanji-Chan was a whole half foot shorter.
"This is weirding me out!" said Ko.
She took out a pot of hot water from Pocket space and poured on Sanji.
"Thanks." said Sanji.
"Try to talk to her… other wise if my theory is correct then we're in troble." said Ko.
"What kind of trouble." asked Sanji.
"… I don't to say because I made the calculations and I don't want to say because you'd think I'm crazy." said Ko.
Sanji stared at the cat girl.
"Try to talk to my sister, but wait 'till tomorrow and don't try to get her to help you cook dinner, that is where danger lies." said Ko.
Later they were all eating dinner, with the exception of Usa.
"Hey Love cook!" said Zoro who was once again male.
"What?" yelled Sanji.
"Why does dinner suck more than usual?" asked Zoro.
"What's that suppose to mean?" yelled Sanji.
"It crap." said Zoro.
Sanji went to the sink and pulled out a bucket filled it and splashed it Zoro, thusly becoming a girl.
"Want to say that pine head?" asked Sanji.
Everyone in the galley wonder what he meant.
"When he's a girl his hair looks like a pine tree." said Sanji.
Zoro got angry, grabbed the bucket from Sanji's hand and filled it. Splashed Sanji with it.
"How do you like it?" asked Zoro-Chan.
"Grr…" said Sanji.
The two began to beat each other up. While everyone else ignored it.
"So where's Usa?" asked Usopp.
"I think she's at the Tangerine Trees… she's there because I won't go there" said Ko, she changed the subject not wanting to talk about her sister, "Hey Luffy, do you mind changing into a girl." said Ko.
"What do you mean." asked Luffy.
"I think Miss Cat is referring to how you feel about changing into a girl." said Robin.
"I think it's cool." said Luffy.
Everyone but Sanji-Chan and Zoro-Chan anime fell.
Ko was the first one to regain composure "Then you can't be king of the Pirates!" said Ko.
"What?" yelled Luffy.
"You'd be the Quing of the Pirates." said Ko making a very bad joke.
Everyone but Luffy, Zoro-Chan and Sanji-Chan anime fell.
"SO I can become King of Pirates." Said Luffy confused.
"Yeah, if you hide it." said Ko.
"She has a point, otherwise you'd be a laughing stock and most powerful pirate." said Nami.
"Wouldn't that be a paradox?" asked Chopper.
"Yeah I think so." said Usopp.
The next day early in the morning Usa finally left her hiding place. She began to do some training in the martial arts. Sanji who was serving watched heard the rabbit train.
"Hey Usa!" called Sanji.
Usa ignored the perverted chef.
Sanji began to climb down as, Usa saw him. She held out her hands in a heart shape!
"Uh oh!" said Sanji.
"Sparkly Pink Heart Beam!" yelled Usa.
As the name implies she shot out a beam shaped like a pink heart that was indeed very sparkly. It hit the chef head on. He landed face first on the deck. She kicked his unconscious body a few times before cooking breakfast in the galley.
Ko woke up after hearing her most hated of her sister's attacks and saw the unconscious Sanji. She took out a stick from pocket space and began to poke him. After a few minutes, Sanji finally woke up.
"Welcome back to the world of the living!" joked Ko.
"What happened? The last thing I remember Usa using Sparkly Pink Heart Beam" said Sanji
"My sister's still pissed all right. I say w2ait 'till tonight I have a plan." said Ko.
When it was breakfast they found name card by each plate. Sanji's was just a tiny bit of food.
"At least she's not trying to poison you" said Nami.
"Yeah" agreed Ko.
"So how long is going to last?" asked Zoro.
"If I know my sister." said Ko holding for dramatic effect "I have no idea"
Everyone except Robin anime fell, "What do you mean?" asked Robin.
"This is the first time she ever snapped like this, I mean she keeps hiding in the tangerine trees," said Ko.
"So then why don't you talk to her." asked Luffy.
Ko shot a glare at the idiot captain, "You forgot didn't you?" asked Ko.
"Forget what?" asked Luffy.
Ko got up and slapped him in the head, "I hate citrus fruits. Just the smell gives me the willies," said Ko.
"Oh yeah…" said Luffy trying to sneak food from Ko's plate.
Ko managed to get to her plate and grabbed it, she gave it to Sanji. She began to leave but before she left she said "You owe me big time!"
Meanwhile Usa hid between the tangerine trees.
"That… pervert…" she thought.
Later that night Sanji met with Ko at the mast.
"So what's the plan?" asked Sanji.
Ko splashed him with a bucket, thusly becoming a girl.
"Hey!" shouted Sanji-Chan.
"I just thought it would be better if you were a girl." said Ko lying, she just wanted to splash him, "Also this is how we'll lure her out!" taking a carrot from pocket space… tied to a long string.
"My sister's too predictable, she'll chase the carrot until you'll pull it in, tell you'll it again if she tried to leave." said Ko.
"Will that really work?" asked Sanji-Chan.
"Yep, I know my sister well I've known her my whole life." said Ko throwing the carrot into the tangerine tree.
Usa still angry mumbled something about a stupid pervert when he stomach grumbled. She was hungry, she tired not to eat too much of the tangerines since it would make Nami mad, which was pretty hard to do. That was until a carrot showed up.
"Yay!" cheered Usa.
She went to grab but it went out of the trees.
"Hey come back here!" said Usa, as if the carrot was alive.
She exited the trees and tried to grab the carrot again but moved to top of the nearby stairs.
"There you are!"" said Usa trying to grab the carrot again but it down the stairs.
She followed it and finally grabbed it.
"Finally!" said Usa.
"Hey!" said Sanji-Chan getting the rabbit-girl's attention.
Usa glared at him then noticed the string attached to the carrot.
"KO!" yelled Usa an angry aura surrounded her, she then collapsed due to lack of food and Sanji help her.
"Let me help you Usa." said Sanji.
"No thank you." said Usa.
"We need to make up… I mean we do have to work together." said Sanji-Chan.
"Fine but you have to something extremely nice for me!" said Usa.
"Is it listen to something that happened to you 10 years ago and not tell anyone?" asked Sanji-Chan.
Usa stood there "How did you know?" said Usa in shock.
"That's what Ko said you'd ask me to do." said Sanji-Chan.
"I'm I really that predictable to Ko?" she thought. "Okay, here how's it goes…"
And so Usa told her the story… due to certain circumstances I can not write the story she tells her.
"And that's what happened… don't laugh…" said Usa blushing.
"No wonder you don't hate pirates." said Sanji-Chan.
"Remember you have to promise not to tell!" said Usa pointing at her.
"I promise" said Sanji-Chan.
"Okay, good." said Usa.
Ko watched this from above on her perch, "At least she's back to nor… her usual self. And she finally told someone." said Ko.
The next morning, things went back to normal before Usa went nuts… well sort of.
Zoro splashed water on Sanji… becoming a girl once again.
"Hey!" yelled Sanji-Chan.
"Are the fights going to be like this from now on?" asked Usa.
"Probably." said Nami.
"I bet if Usa didn't push him in it would half way." said Usopp.
"I doubt it." said Ko who also wanted to push him.
Usa leaned over to her sister "Hey have you gained a new respect for him?" she asked.
"Nope." said Ko.
"None?" asked Usa a little shocked.
"None at all" replied Ko.
"At least I have someone else who knows my secret" thought Usa.
Mini Story- You're going to Barrow our clothes… whether you like it or not.
Based on a joke from Ranma ½ episode 7
(Zoro-Chan, Luffy-Chan and Sanji are running around the deck… in their boxers with no shirt on. Sanji-Chan also has tissues in her nose hands come out of the deck and grabs all the of them, the 4 natural born girls show up)
Nami: Look you have to barrow our clothes, all of yours happen to be dirty, the bath is broken and it too long to boil water!
Usa: What are the chances for all of those things happening?
Ko: 1:1,000,000,000.
Luffy-Chan: I don't mind barrowing your clothes.
(Zoro-Chan and Sanji-Chan bop him in the head)
Ko: Oh you better
(Ko take out two Kunai, Nami takes out the Clima-tact and Usa glows angrily all three of them loom over menacingly. Robin just sighs)
Zoro-Chan and Sanji-Chan: Okay…
(Later in the girl's cabin)
Usa: (holding up a blue sundress covered in pink flowers) You sure you don't want to barrow any of my clothes.
Zoro-Chan: I don't want to anything with pink on it…
Usa: (laughs nervously) I think I have some jeans that might and aren't pink…
Nami (Jokingly): So none of want to ear skirts or dresses.
Sanji-Chan: (Heart eyes) Unless you think I'll look cute in them.
Everyone else but Luffy-Chan: O.o
Ko: Let's just pretend we didn't hear that…
(Zoro-Chan borrowed a pair of jeans from Usa and a green t-shirt from Ko, Luffy-Chan wore jean shorts from Ko and a white shirt from Nami, Sanji-Chan wore a pair of white shorts from Usa and a black tank top from Nami.)
Usa: How dose it fit?
Zoro-Chan: The waist is a little baggy and the shirt is a little tight in the chest area.
(Sanji-Chan and Luffy-Chan nodded)
Usa, Ko and Nami: WHAT!
(They begin to chase the three out of the girl's cabin.)
(On deck, Usopp and Chopper were playing checkers, when this happened by them)
(Luffy-Chan, Zoro-Chan, Sanji-Chan run passed them dressed in kimonos)
Sanji-Chan: This is your fault Zoro!
(The three girls chasing them run past them Usa is pound her fist, Ko has a Rapier out and Nami holding the Clima-tact)
Usa: Hey get back here!
(Luffy-Chan, Sanji-Chan and Zoro-Chan run past them again this time dressed like Sakura (Sanji-Chan), Ino (Luffy-Chan) and Hinata (Zoro-Chan) form Naruto)
Zoro-Chan: Don't blame me!
(The three girls run past them, again, Usa is still pounding her fist, Ko now holding a kunai in each hand and Nami is holding the Clima-tact but is wearing a Naruto headband)
Ko: You are in so much trouble, believe it!
(Luffy-Chan, Sanji-Chan and Zoro-Chan once again runs past them, this time they are dressed up like Megumi (Sanji-Chan), Suzy (Luffy-Chan) and Li-en (Zoro-Chan) from Zatch Bell)
Luffy-Chan: Why are we dress like this again?
Sanji-Chan: Ask the author.
(The girls run past them, Usa's still pounding her fist, Ko is holding a sword that speciously looks like Tia's spell Saifogeo and Nami is holding what looks like Tia's spell book)
Nami: You three better get back here.
(After they left both Usopp and Chopper anime fell)
Chopper: Who's idea was that?
Usopp: I think it's from Ranma ½.
End of Mini-Story.
Next Time: In a plot lifted from an episode of Ranma 1/2 Zoro hit his... er her (whatever) head when training... and now think he was born a girl... a prissy girl who loves cooking and hates violence. Can teh Straw Hats change him... her back or have they lost the old Zoro forever?
A/N: First off, the Mini-Story is based on a joke from one of the first Ranma episodes in which Ranma needs to barrow Akane's clothes, in the anime it has the same results with Akane (holding a bamboo sword) and Nabiki chasing Ranma. Each time Ranma runs past the screen s/he is in a different outfit with Nabiki has something that with said outfit, Kimono was in the original but I added an anime twist by making them dress like Naruto and Zatch Bell characters. They actually ran past Soun and Genma who were playing ether Japanese Chess or Go at the time, it indeed end with them anime falling and Soun asking "Whose crackpot idea what that?"
Also I don't plan tell the story of what happened to Usa... not yet any ways, you have to wait 'till March for the upcoming Gem of the Moonto find out what she told Sanji.
One more thing, they are much shorter as girls, and also if you hadn't noticed to distinguished when they are girls why will always have the suffix "Chan" after their names.