[The scene opens up on an exterior shot of The Loud House on a sunny day; Lincoln leaps out of his room to perform for the viewers.]
Lincoln: "Watch in awe, as The Amazing Lincoln displays his unbelievable Yo-Yo skills! I shall now, "walk the dog"!"
[Charles enters the scene, carrying a leash in his mouth.]
Lincoln: "Not you, Charles. I meant the Yo-Yo."
[Charles whimpers, and he walks out of the scene; Lincoln does his "walk the dog" trick.]
Lincoln: "I shall now go "AROUND THE WORLD"!"
[Charles enters the scene, carrying a suitcase.]
Lincoln: "Sorry, I'm still talking about the Yo-Yo."
[Charles whimpers, and he walks out of the scene; Lincoln attempts to do the "around the world" trick, but the Yo-Yo flies off his finger, ricochets around the hallway, and flies into Lisa and Lily's room, causing a crash.]
Lincoln: [nervous] "The Amazing Lincoln will now take a brief intermission."
[Lincoln and Charles look into the room, and they see that the bottles on Lisa's desk have been broken, with their contents spilled.]
Lincoln: "Yikes. I better go tell Lisa."
[flashes into Lincoln's imagination, where Lisa observes the damage in a dark, stylized environment.]
Lisa: [turning red with anger, with her teeth, sharpened.] "You've completely DESTROYED MY LIFE'S WORK! I DESPISE YOU, AND YOU NO LONGER EXIST TO ME!"
[a wall of fire burns in the background behind her, along with a cultist choir, as the scene flashes back to Lincoln.]
Lincoln: "Yeah, I'm not telling Lisa."
Charles: [whimpers]
Lincoln: "Oh, come on, Charles. When did you get a conscience? I've seen you poop on the couch! Besides, if I just walk away, what's the worst that can happen?"
[Charles glances at the viewers; Lincoln takes the Yo-Yo from the damage.]
Lincoln: "I'll just remove the evidence, and they'll be none the wiser."
[Lincoln and Charles walk out of the room; a drop of one chemical falls into a puddle of another chemical, causing an explosion that raises the roof.]
I was walking toward the Loud House when I saw the explosion.
Me: Holy cow! I have to get there fast.
I rushed into the Loud House, looking worried.
[transitions to Lisa, who is examining the damage on her desk.]
I raced into Lisa's room as fast as possible.
Me: Are you okay, Lisa? What happened?
Lisa: "I don't understand what went wrong. Science is a fickle mistress."
Me: So another experiment has gone wrong.
Lisa: Affirmative David.
Leni: "Hi, Lori! Have we always had a window in our closet?"
Lori: "Ugh, it's not a window. Lisa's experiment blew a hole in the wall." [notices a picture frame peeking out from the other side.] "What's this?"
[Lori sees that the frame contains a signed photo of Bobby.]
Lori: "'To my bodacious babe'? Leni, why is this picture Bobby hidden on your side of the closet?"
Leni: "Oh, there is it is! That was a surprise present from Bobby for your 88-day-anniversary. He asked me to hide it for him, but I forgot where I put it."
Lori: "That anniversary was eight days ago, and Bobby gave me socks! I can't believe this! You're literally seeing Bobby behind my back! You are no longer my sister!"
Lincoln: [walks into the room] "Everything okay after that unexpected and totally random explosion that I know nothing about?"
[Lori shouts in anger, marches out of the room, and slams the door; a coat rack in the closet falls onto Leni, knocking her out; a shelf also tips over, causing several pairs of shoes to fall on her.]
Me: Oh, no! Hey Lincoln, could you help me carry Leni to Lisa's room?
Lincoln: Sure thing, I hope Leni is okay.
Me: I believe she is, and if she is not, Lisa will know what needs to be done.
Lincoln and I carried Leni to Lisa's room.
Lisa: [gasps] What happened to Leni?
Me: Lori slammed the door in frustration because she was upset about something.
Lincoln: A shelf fell on her, knocking her out with her shoes.
Me: [viewers] If you're wondering where Casper is today, he is paying a visit to his new friend Jimmy, whom he met only a few days ago.
[Leni opens her eyes as she regains consciousness on Lisa's bed; Me, Lincoln, and Lisa are looking down on her.]
Leni: "What happened?"
Lincoln: "A shelf fell on your head."
Me: It knocked you out.
Leni: "Of course! Everyone knows that an object falling at a velocity of 9.8 meters per second squared will result in a temporary loss of consciousness."
Lisa: "I knew that. The question is, how did you?"
Me: Yeah, since Leni is not always the brightest. No offense, Leni.
Leni: Don't worry about it.
Lincoln: "Hey, I saw this in a movie once. I bet getting hit on the head altered Leni's brain and made her smart."
Me: I've seen that same movie, and I agree. Leni is smarter than usual.
Lisa: "Lincoln, David, you seem unable to distinguish between scientific fact and preposterous Hollywood schlock."
Lei: "I don't get it."
Me: Here's the Leni we all know and love.
Lisa: "Exactly. Same old Leni, can't even comprehend simple English."
Leni: [walks over to Lisa's chalkboard, which contains a complex equation.] "No, I don't get why you multiplied your "Z" polynomials before solving your non-negative integer exponents."
[Lisa looks over the equation, and gasps loudly as it dawns on her that Leni is right.]
Leni: "Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to disprove Newtonian physics. Buh-bye!"
Lisa: [collapses to the floor, crestfallen]" My world no longer makes sense."
Me: Lisa, it is not the end of the world for you. You are still a brilliant scientist, regardless.
Lisa: Thank you, David, that means a lot.
Me: You're welcome and it's true.
[Charles looks up and growls at Lincoln.]
Lincoln: "Don't you have a couch to poop on?"
[cuts to Lincoln finishing cleaning up the couch.]
Lincoln: "Charles, that was a rhetorical question!"
Me: Yeah, Charles that was gross.
Charles whines a little.
[Lynn enters the house, screams loudly, and pounds her fist against the wall; she hyperventilates as Lincoln walks up to her.]
Lincoln: "What are you so upset about?"
Lynn: "I just got kicked off all my sports teams because I'm failing school!"
Me: Sorry to hear that, Lynn. But why are you failing school?
Lincoln: "How could you fail? Doesn't Lisa tutor you?"
Lynn: "She used to until she dropped out and got a job as a gas station attendant at Flip's Food & Fuel."
Lincoln: "She WHAT?!"
Me: [confused] Why would she do that? I thought my pep talk cheered her up.
Lincoln: [just as confused] I have no idea. I thought it did too.
Lynn: "UGH, WITHOUT SPORTS, MY LIFE IS MEANINGLESS!" [kicks her soccer ball hard]
Lola: [walks down the stairs] "I present to you your new "Miss Cute and-" [the ball hits her in the face] "OH, MY NOSE!"
[Lola looks into a mirror, and sees that her nose has severely swollen up.]
Lola: [gasps] "I am a hideous...monster."
Lincoln: "It's not that bad, Lola."
Me: Yeah, and I can get you an ice pack for that. It will help the swelling go down.
Lola: "MY PAGEANT CAREER IS OVER!"
[Lola runs up the stairs, and she trips and falls on her face when she reaches the top.]
Lola: "OH, MY TEETH!" [cries]
[Charles looks up at Lincoln, and he shakes his head in disapproval.]
Lincoln: "Fine, I'll fix it."
Me: Fix what? Why is Charles disappointed in you?
Lincoln: [sighs] Let me explain.
Five minutes later, Lincoln finished telling me what happened.
Lincoln: And that's what happened.
Me: Geesh, Lincoln you should've just told Lisa, and all this would have been avoided. But don't worry, I will help you fix it.
Lincoln: [sighs] I know and thank you, David.
Me: It's okay, Lincoln. That's what friends are for.
Lincoln: Now let's go get Lisa.
[Lincoln and I ride our bikes over to Flip's Food & Fuel, and we see Lisa wearing a gas station attendant's uniform.]
Lincoln: "Lisa, why are you doing this?"
Lisa: "Flip's the only guy who will hire four-year-olds with no experience."
Lincoln: "No, I mean, why are you doing any of this? Come home. Lynn needs you!"
Me: Lisa, your family needs you.
Lisa: "Why don't you get Miss Smartypants to help her!" [Leni drives up in a purple convertible.] "Speak of the Devil. Regular or unleaded?
Leni: [brandishes a certificate] "Oh, I don't need gas. I just won the Nobel Prize for inventing a car that runs on apple juice."
Lisa: "Of course you did."
Me: That's pretty impressive.
Leni: [hands Lisa a juice box] "Fill 'er up, please."
[Lisa opens up the fuel tank, and squirts the box's contents into it.]
Lincoln: "And then we'll all get in Leni's juice mobile, go home, and forget all this nonsense."
Leni: "Can't! I'm off to Harvard! Au revoir, adios, auf Wiedersehen, and aloha!"
Lisa: "A-HA! "Aloha" means "Hello"!"
Leni: "It also means "Goodbye"!"
Lisa: "Dang it. I used to know that."
Me: Hold on a minute, Leni, why are you going off to Harvard? You only got smart from a bump on the head.
Lisa: That is exactly my point. But it doesn't matter anymore, since Leni is smarter than me.
Leni: I'm smart now, and smart people go to college. Bye.
Me: I hate to do this to you Leni but, it's for your own good.
I found a rock nearby and tossed it at Leni, and she passed out once it hit her head.
Lincoln: [concerned] Did you have to knock her out with that rock?
Lisa: I have to agree with my eldest male sibling. While it was annoying that she was smarter than me, you didn't have to do that.
Me: It is for her own good and she'll be back to her old self when she wakes up.
Lincoln: If you say so, David.
[Flip, the owner of the station, opens a window and calls out to Lisa.]
Flip: "Hey, Chatty Cathy, BACK TO WORK!"
Me: Can it Flip! She's talking to family.
Flip: Make me you SOB.
Me: Ugh. I don't have time for this. Do you mind if we bring Leni inside until she wakes up?
Flip: [pretends to think about it] Hmm. Fine, but it will cost ya five bucks.
Me: That's ridiculous, she's family.
Lincoln: Exactly she's my sister.
Flip: [smirks] Make that ten. Family discount.
Me: [angry] I will kill you. Flip, you are a menace to society.
Flip: [still smirking] Try and stop me.
I charge at Flip and beat the heck out of him. But Lincoln puts his hand out to stop me.
Lincoln: Don't he's not worth it. [hands him the ten dollars]
Me: Why the heck not?
Lincoln: He always does this sort of thing. There's no point in making things worse.
Flip: Exactly. Pleasure doing business with ya. Come again soon. [heads back inside]
Me: [yelling back] Don't count on it!
All three of us carried Leni inside and set her on the floor with some pillows. Then we exited Flips.
[the station's payphone rings; Lincoln answers it, and he hears barking on the other end.]
Lincoln: "Hello? Charles? She's WHAT?! Alright, we are on our way!"
Me: What did he say?
Lincoln: That Lola's moving out because she is hideous and can't compete in beauty competitions anymore.
Me: That's ridiculous. She will heal and be back to her old self in no time.
Lincoln: Try telling Lola that she's very stubborn.
Me: I will do more than that. By the way, how did Charles know how to use the phone?
Lincoln: Oh, Lana taught him how to use it. She did the same thing with our other pets, too.
Me: Cool. Now, let's stop Lola from leaving.
Lincoln: You said it.
[We enter Lola's room, and Lincoln's holding an ice pack.]
Lincoln: "Look who it is, Miss Soon-to-heal."
[Lola, who is trying to stuff a bunch of clothes into a suitcase, turns to Lincoln; she still has her swollen nose, and all but one of her teeth are gone.]
Lola: "WHAT DO YOU WANT?"
Lincoln: "AAAAAHHH! I mean, you're looking better!"
Me: Yikes! You look like the Bride of Frankenstein.
Lola: [with a lisp] "Oh, nice try, Lincoln, but I am out of here! I can't stay where I'm constantly reminded of my former self!" [looks up, sadly, at old photos of herself.] "My beautiful, beautiful self."
Lincoln: "But...But..."
[Lola struggles to pull her stuffed suitcase, and the handle breaks off, causing her to fall on her face and black both her eyes.]
Lola: "I'll send for this!" [grabs the ice pack, puts it over her eyes, and walks out into the hallway.]
Lincoln: "Lola, wait!"
Me: Wait for a second, Lola. Let me heal you.
Lola: [hopeful] You can do that? But what's the catch?
Me: There's no catch. Here you go.
I put my hands on Lola's face, and they glowed. Not too much longer, I pulled my hands away and Lola's face was back to normal. All the bruises disappeared and all her teeth grew back.
Me: There you go, Lola, you're back to normal.
Lola: [looks into the nearby mirror and gasps] I am back to my old beautiful self. Thanks, David.
Lincoln: Yes, thank you. Lola, are you still planning on leaving? I don't want to lose another member of this family.
Lola: No way, guys. This Loud is staying for good.
Me: [I fist-bump her] Alright! Now let's save the rest of this family.
Lola: I'm with you all the way.
Lincoln: So am I.
[We turn around and bump into a plastic bubble containing Lana.]
Lana: "Careful, Lincoln! You could get seriously injured!"
Lincoln: "Lana, what are you doing in there?"
Me: That's a cool bubble.
Lola: What are you doing?
Lana: "I saw what happened to Lola. Life is a fragile thing. I don't want to take any risks."
Lola: I'm fine now Lana, David healed me.
Lana: You are? [looks closely] Neat. But I still can't risk it, since David won't always be around to heal me if I get injured.
Me: That's insane, Lana! I will always be around.
Lincoln: "But you're the queen of risks!"
Me: Exactly.
Lola: Get out of that thing right now!
Lana: "Was the queen of risks! From now on, I'll stay in here, where it's safe! You know what I'm talkin' about, huh, Geo?"
[Geo rolls by in his hamster ball.]
Lincoln: "Lana, you can't be serious!" [Lana rolls past him]
Me: [put my hand in front of the ball] Stop right there, Lana!
Lana: Oh, come on! Let me get through here!
Lincoln: No way, Lana.
Lola: Yeah, sis, we need you. Go back to the way you were. [tears in eyes] I miss you.
Me: Yeah, and did you think about how you are going to eat or drink anything if you're always in that ball?
Lana: [thinks about it for a moment] No, not really. Sorry guys guess I went a tad bit overboard with safety. I didn't think of the consequences.
Me: Glad you're thinking rationally now. Good to have you back.
Lana gets out of the plastic ball, and Lola rushes over and hugs her.
Lola: I'm so glad to have you back, sis. I should have never tried leaving.
Lana: I'm sorry too.
Lincoln: [smiles] I'm glad that David could knock some sense into you two. I'm glad two of my favorite sisters are staying.
Lola & Lana: We are too.
[Lincoln suddenly hears Luna singing.]
Luna: [singing] "Things have gotten drastic / Now, my sister lives in plastic / Where did it all go wrong?"
Lincoln: "Luna?"
Luna: [shows Lincoln a laptop] "Check it, bro. I uploaded a song I wrote about our family going down the Highway to—HELLO! I just got fifty more hits!"
Me: That's rockin' dudette!
Lana: That's great sis!
Lola: That's amazing!
Luna: Thank you, guys...[Luna trails off in surprise seeing two of her sisters but, before she could respond the ceiling breaks open, and Mick Swagger descends, holding onto a rope ladder from a helicopter.]
Luna: [gasps] "Mick Swagger?!"
Me: I love your music man.
Mick: "Thanks dude, and Luna your singing is amazing! You gotta join my tour!" [holds Luna's hand]
Luna: "Luna is IN!"
[the rope goes up through the hole in the ceiling, carrying both away.]
Lincoln: "Don't you leave, too! THE FAMILY'S FALLING APART!"
Lola: Please stay sis.
Me: Yeah Luna if you leave who will be the oldest role model for everyone to look up to.
Luna: [from the helicopter] "SORRY, DUDE!"
[the helicopter flies away]
Me: This is awful. This is getting out of hand fast! At least we still have the two of you.
Lincoln: You're telling me. If only I told Lisa what happened, my family wouldn't be falling apart.
Lola: Told Lisa what?
Lana: Yeah, what happened?
Lincoln: I accidentally broke Lisa's project she was working on when playing yo-yo. I was afraid of her reaction.
Lana: That's it? Man, you should have just told Lisa. I'm sure she would have understood.
Lola: Exactly, and I think you were overthinking things as usual.
Me: That's what I've been trying to tell him.
Lincoln: [sighs] You guys are right I should've been honest with her in the first place.
Me: Don't worry about it Lincoln we all make mistakes.
[Lincoln and I go into his room, and he decides to contact Clyde with his walkie-talkie.]
Lincoln: "Clyde, this is Lincoln! Come in! I've got a Code Blue!"
[the screen splits in half to show Clyde's location.]
Clyde: "Code Blue?! You did something wrong and lied about it, and now everything is all messed up?!"
Lincoln: "Affirmative! Can you come over?!"
Clyde: "Negative. I've got a Code Green!"
Me: What's Code Green?
Lincoln: "You showed up to school in your underwear?"
Clyde: "No, that's Code Orange? Hang on."
[Clyde's is revealed to be skydiving with Lori, and he takes a picture of them with his camera phone; Lincoln gets the picture via text message on his phone, and he jumps up in surprise.]
Lincoln: "SWEET MOTHER OF...What are you doing with Lori?!"
Me: [drinking a soda and doing a spit-take] What the heck Clyde?
Clyde: "I've been trying to tell you! A Code Green; Lori broke up with Bobby, and I'm the rebound guy!"
Me: How did that happen?
Clyde: She came to my house and told me in person. I passed out in excitement.
Lori: "Happy eight-minute-iversary, Snookie-Booboo-Sugarbear."
[Clyde leans in for a kiss, but Lori deploys her parachute, causing Clyde to kiss a flying bird instead.]
Lincoln: [gags and throws away the walkie-talkie.] "WHAT IS HAPPENING TO MY FAMILY?!"
Me: It's being destroyed that's what.
[Luan shows up, solemn and depressed, and knocks on Lincoln's door.]
Luan: "Knock-knock."
Lincoln: "Who's there?"
Luan: "This is not a joke, Lincoln. Do you know what's going on in the world? Here, take Mr. Coconuts. He just reminds me of all the trees being cut down in the rainforest."
Lincoln: "Wait, Luan, what brought this on?"
Luan: "Well, ever since Luna left, I've had no one to try my jokes out on. So, I've been watching a lot of cable news, and what I've seen is horrific. So, I've decided to become...an ACTIVIST!"
Me: Luan that's crazy!
Lincoln: "Don't be ridiculous! You're a comedian!" [takes out a pie and throws it into his face.] "See? Funny, right?"
[a horde of wild animals stampedes past Lincoln.]
Lincoln: "What the heck was that?!"
Luan: "They're just Lana's pets. I liberated them. And now, I'm off to heal this ticking time bomb we call Earth."
Lincoln: "Wait, Luan, you can't be serious!"
Me: Why can't you be both an activist and a comedian?
Luan: Both? [she thinks about it for a minute.] I guess I could be. Yes definitely. Sorry guys I was wooden thinking. [rimshot][laughs] Get it. But, seriously I'm sorry for trying to leave.
We both laugh at Luan's pun.
Me: [laughs] Good one Luan. I'm glad you're staying.
Lincoln: So am I Luan.
[a monkey appears, spooking Lincoln, and it takes Mr. Coconuts.]
Luan: [gasps] Same here. Come back here Chimpy with Mr. Coconuts! [runs around the room] Sorry, have to go but, I'll be back in a while. Have to catch that monkey! Then find Lola's animals.
Luan rushes out of the room to catch the monkey before it damages Mr. Coconuts.
Me: Good Luck catching him!
[the monkey and a big snake are in the living room; Lincoln chases Izzy, who hides under the couch.]
Lincoln: "Get back here, Izzy!"
[the snake hisses at him, and hides behind the couch.]
Lincoln: "Izzy, come to Uncle Lincoln!"
Me: And uncle David!
News Reporter: [on the TV] "And now, for tonight's top stories. Former rising star Luna Loud was kicked off the Mick Swagger tour for destroying a hotel room."
[the news cut to footage of Luna screaming amidst the wreckage of her hotel room.]
Luna: [in a British accent] "ALL I WANTED WAS A BLEEDING PILLOW MINT!"
Lincoln: "Luna?"
Me: Dang, Luna overacting much.
[Izzy, the snake, and the monkey join him in viewing.]
Reporter: "I'm being told we have breaking news."
Lincoln: "Please don't be one of my sisters!"
[the news cuts to Katherine Mulligan on the scene at Flip's Food & Fuel, with Lisa drinking a "Flippee" ice drink right next to her.]
Katherine: "Tucker, I'm here at Flip's Food & Fuel, where two unknown bandits have just made off with a carload of beef jerky and a cotton candy machine!"
Lisa: "They're not unknown, they're my sisters." [sips] "Their betrayal hurts more than this brain freeze."
Katherine: "I'm getting word that the bandits are currently leading police on a high-speed chase!"
[cuts to an army of police cars chasing Leni's apple juice powered car through the desert; Leni is driving, while Lynn is in the passenger seat, eating cotton candy.]
[Lincoln and the animals look on in shock; Izzy, Lincoln, and the monkey take on the familiar "wise monkey" poses.]
Lincoln "WHERE DID IT ALL GO WROOOONG?!"
Katherine: "One has to wonder, where did it all go wrong for these girls? And why is a four-year-old working at a gas station?"
[Flip takes hold of the camera.]
Flip: "Interview over! Wait, don't forget to come down to Flip's Food & Fuel, home of the Flippee! Now the interview's over." [puts his hand over the camera.]
Me: What a cheapskate and a selfish skinflint! That's why I'm gonna report him to the Michigan Better Business Bureau.
[Lincoln turns off the TV; Lucy suddenly appears next to him.]
Lucy: "I was watching that."
Lincoln: [screams and jumps up in terror] "Lucy! At least you're still normal!"
[Lucy looks toward Lincoln, and smiles wide to reveal a pair of vampiric fangs as she hisses.]
Lincoln: "D'AAH! NOT NORMAL!"
Me: VAMPIRE!
Lucy: I was bitten by Lana's liberated vampire bat! Greatest! Day! EVER!" [turns into a bat and flies away.]
Me: Lucy's dream is to become a vampire?
Lincoln: "Five sisters lost, but there's still one I can save!"
[Lincoln enters Lisa and Lily's room, and he looks into Lily's crib; he finds that she is not in it.]
Lincoln: "Lily?"
[the roof is lifted up from outside by Lily, who has grown to gargantuan size; she looks down at Lincoln, and she giggles.]
Lincoln: "LILY!"
Me: Holy Cow! That's one huge baby!
[Lincoln sees a trail of Lisa's chemicals leading from her desk to the crib.]
Lincoln: "Oh no, Lisa's chemicals! What have I done?!"
Lily: "Mmmm... yum yum!"
[Lily reaches down for Lincoln as he tries to run away; he gets caught, and Lily opens her mouth.]
Lincoln: "DON'T EAT ME, LILY!"
Lincoln screams as Lily lifts him toward her mouth; his open mouth fills the camera, turning the screen black. But then, just as she was about to eat him, she stopped yipping in pain. She then dropped Lincoln and shrank dramatically. Lincoln landed on Lisa's bed, relieved but perplexed by what had just occurred. He just lay there for a moment, gathering his thoughts, when Lisa, still dressed in her gas station attendant's uniform, entered, carrying Lily, who had returned to her normal size. Lincoln sits up when he notices them.
Lincoln: Lisa! Your back!
Lisa returned Lily to her crib. She then gave Lily a band-aid and a lollypop, which made her happy. She then displayed a homemade syringe gun.
Me: What made you come back?
Lisa: When I heard the commotion from Flip's, I dashed over to see what was going on. When I noticed Lily had grown to the size of a titan, I assumed it was due to my chemicals and quickly concocted an antidote out of whatever I could find in the garbage.
Lincoln then ran up and hugged her.
Lincoln: I could not be more grateful.
Lisa: I can't believe I'd forgotten how talented I am in science. I should not have let Leni's sudden intelligence get to me. Just because she pointed out a single error I made in a formula doesn't make her smarter than me. I mean, if I wanted to, I could build an apple juice car.
Lincoln: So you're back to being your old self?
Lisa: (nodded) It's what I enjoyed. Working for Flip was miserable.
Me: I know. That idiot is a cheapskate and he only cares about no one other than himself.
Lincoln: Also, you don't need a job
Lisa: That too. Of course, I'm keeping the uniform. It's surprisingly resistant to corrosive substances and that could be useful.
Lincoln felt guilty and he saw Charles in the doorway shaking his head.
Me: Lincoln I think you'd better come clean.
Lincoln: Yeah. (sigh) Lisa, I gotta come clean. I was the cause.
Lisa: (shocked) What?!
Lincoln: I was playing with my yo-yo, and it got out of control, and it wrecked your experiment, and I'm sorry!
Lisa: Well you should have told me in the first place!
Lincoln: I know. I didn't think it would cause so many chain events to tear our family apart.
Lisa: I would not even have been mad at you, to be honest. I would have even hugged you in joy.
Lincoln: (confused) Huh?
Me: (Confused) What?
Lisa: You would have proved my hypothesis. Your recklessness would be the one variable my ridged-controlled experiment sorely needed.
Lincoln: (shocked) Seriously!? That means... I had nothing to worry about if I told the truth in the first place! I could have avoided having my family split apart.
Lincoln was overtaken by guilt and fell to his knees with tears coming out of his eyes. Lisa went up to him and wipes the tears.
Me: Lincoln it's not your fault.
Lisa: It's OK Lincoln. No one would have guessed all this would happen. Sometimes our actions have unforeseen consequences no one can predict. All we can do is learn from them and move on.
Lincoln smiles and the camera cuts to black.
I hoped you enjoyed this version of the Butterfly Effect. I loved the Revamped version of this story by Jamesdean5482. I borrowed parts from his story and put them into mine. Don't worry all the Loud's are still together. In the next episode is how lucy deals with being a vampire along with the family and Casper getting an invite to a certain school. If you have any suggestions let me know.