A/N: Zoro is really OCC in this chapter... then again that's the fun of this chapter. It is based on an episode of the Ranma 1/2 anime in which Ranma slams his... er her head while a girl and now thinks he's a girl. There are no reverences to Zoro X Luffy or Zoro X Sanji or any Shonen Ai relationships what so ever (I know I should have done a joke like that).
Chapter 3: I'm a Pretty Girl
It was a lone beach under a cliff, two figures stood alone, both had katana drawn out both clearly female, one of them had two, one in each hand the other had three, one in each hand and the third in her mouth. They were of course Zoro-Chan and Ko.
"You ready?" called out Ko.
"Sure am" said Zoro-Chan.
The two began to fight. The 5 swords clashed, the two competitors looked at each other. Zoro-Chan was about to push her back Ko jump up with a back flip and landed on her feet about 5 feet away. She gave a confidante grin to her competitor and then called out.
"Kone Style Twin Katana! Kitty Craw!" said Ko doing a pose then jumped up with her two cats out like cat claws, Zoro-Chan barley managed to dodge. They managed to get their swords to the opponent's neck.
Zoro-Chan sighed "Another Draw." She said sheathing her swords.
"Your doing a lot better, I didn't have to use Cat's Revenge" said Ko.
It has been two weeks since the visit to Jusenkyo Island, every day Ko and Zoro had been have sparing matches, with the exception of the two that were in his male side every single one was a draw, the two he was a he Zoro won, though he has shown in improvement in female form. It was a stalk contrast to the Usa and Sanji sparing sessions which only lasted for one session due to the fact that Sanji "Couldn't hit such beauty", Ko should have warned him that she has beaten up guys twice his size in sparing sessions… when she was ten, it was very unmatched so they stopped, however being much shorter as a girl Usa did start training him in cooking since he's having a bit of a hard time cooking as a girl.
"I'm never going to get used to this" said Zoro.
"Don't worry things will turn out." said Ko.
"How would you know." said Zoro-Chan.
"It just does sound weird me being optimistic, right?" asked Ko.
"No it sounds like your hiding something" said Zoro.
Ko began to sweat drop, "Okay, you dragged it out, I was hopping it would be a surprise…" said Ko.
But was cut off by a rumbling sound, both looked up and saw a rockslide begging.
"This looks bad!" said Ko.
The two ran away however Zoro-Chan was hit in the head by a fairly large rock and was knocked out.
"Oh geez!" said Ko picking up her unconscious body lifting it on her shoulders. Fortunately she made with the extra weight in time.
She managed to bring her back to the Merry Go.
"What happened?" asked Luffy.
"Rock… slide… hit… head…" said Ko needing to take a breather.
Chopper went into large man-beast form and picked Zoro-Chan up and went into the boy's cabin, Ko fallowed so she could explain what happened in case she wanted to know. Chopper banged any cut she had.
Hours went by and she hadn't woken up. Then she did.
"What happened?" asked Zoro-Chan in a feminine voice.
"A rock slide occurred when we fished training… um why are you talking like that?" asked Ko.
Before Zoro-Chan could answer Ko whispered to the deer, "Hey, maybe we should do some tests, something's a little off."
"Your right." said Chopper.
Ko held up three fingers, "How many fingers am I holding up?" asked Ko.
"Three…" said Zoro-Chan.
"I am." said Ko.
"Ko…" said Zoro-Chan confused.
"And I am?" asked Chopper.
"Chopper…" said Zoro-Chan.
Sanji happened to come in, "Hey is the idiot awake yet?" asked Sanji.
"And this is?" asked Ko pointing to Sanji.
"Sanji…" said Zoro-Chan still confused.
"Something is seriously wrong!" yelled Ko.
"What do you mean." asked Chopper.
"He called him Sanji…" said Ko.
Chopper and Sanji looked at each other… yep something was defiantly wrong.
"So what's wrong?" asked Zoro-Chan.
"And why are you talking like that?" asked Ko.
"What do you mean a girl can't talk like this?" asked Zoro-Chan.
There was an awkward silence, "Um were you born a girl?" asked Ko.
Zoro-Chan nodded.
"WHAT!" yelled Chopper, Ko and Sanji.
The three went into a huddle.
"What happened again?" asked Sanji.
"Well he was hit in the head by a falling rock and now he thinks he's a girl…" said Ko.
"Well what are supposed to do?" asked Chopper.
"Maybe talk to others first." said Ko.
They began to leave for the deck.
"Hey wait!" said Zoro-Chan.
"What?" asked Ko.
"Please don't leave…" said Zoro-Chan.
"Don't worry we'll back in at least ten minutes." said Ko.
"Okay…" said Zoro-Chan.
"This is extremely creepy…" thought Ko.
Not too long later the chef, the doctor and singer managed to get everyone in the galley to discus Zoro.
"It seems Zoro sustained a head injury and now think he's a girl." said Chopper.
"Wait didn't he get injured after you splashed him with cold water?" asked Luffy.
Ko who was next to him slapped him the back of the head, "Not like that…" she said.
"She means he thinks he was born a girl." said Chopper.
"Are you sure you three are not going over board, it could be a joke." said Robin.
"He called Perv Master S by his name." said Ko.
"Okay, so it's not a joke…" said Nami.
Zoro-Chan entered the Galley, "I'm sorry to say this but could I barrow some of Usa's clothes."
There was an awkward slice, "M… my clothes?" stuttered Usa.
Zoro-Chan nodded, "Yeah your clothes are very cute… the ones I'm wearing feel so dirty." She said.
Usa, Nami and Usopp backed into the wall.
"Creepy… very very creepy." said Usa.
"Told ya so." said Ko.
"What's wrong?" said Zoro-Chan.
"Nothing…" said Usa, Usopp and Nami in the same tone.
"So can I?" asked Zoro-Chan.
"Sure…" said Usa.
Later in the girl's cabin Zoro-Chan was picking a dress that belonged to Usa.
"I like this one." Said Zoro-Chan picking one that was a light green and covered in pink polka-dots.
"Okay…" said Usa still a little creeped out.
She changed and went on deck. USA fallowed "I'm going to need alone time…" she said and left for the tangerine trees.
"I can understand that…" thought Ko.
"How do I look?" asked Zoro-Chan.
"…" everyone else.
"What?" asked Zoro-Chan.
"…fine" said Ko.
"Yeah, you look nice." said Nami.
"Thank you!" said Zoro-Chan.
"Hey can you come with me?" asked Ko.
"Sure" asked Zoro-Chan.
After they both left, "This is really creepy…" said Usopp.
"No kidding." replied Nami.
With Ko and Zoro-Chan they were on a beach, Ko handed Zoro-Chan her three swords then Ko took out her katana from pocket space.
"All right, it's time for training." said Ko, "I have to see if she'll fight like this…"
"What?" asked Zoro-Chan.
"Aren't you going to spar?" asked Ko.
"But… I hater violence…" said Zoro-Chan very quietly.
Ko's mouth dropped to the ground, as tumble weed passed by, which snapped her out of her shock.
"Why did a tumble weed pass by?" asked Ko.
"I don't know…" said Zoro-Chan.
"… but what about your dream?" asked Ko.
"I'm know it will disappoint her but…" said Zoro, "I'd rather take flower arraigning or tea ceremony"
Ko stood there silently, "Who would have thought one knock in the head would change him so much." She thought. She began to leave for the ship.
"Hey don't leave me all alone!" Zoro-Chan cried.
Later on the Merry Go, Zoro-Chan was asleep, the one that didn't change. The others held a meeting in the galley.
"…I think it's best if he… she leaves." said Ko.
"What why?" asked Luffy.
"She refuses to fight… she'll just get in the way!" said Ko.
"Well too bad he's staying!" yelled Luffy.
The two began to glare at each other.
"Stop it you two!" yelled Usa.
"Miss Cat is right, if she refuses to fight then… Mas… Miss Swordsman will get in the way." said Robin.
"Shem might get hurt or even killed… how would you like that Luffy?" asked Ko.
Luffy knew they were right, "But I'll miss him." he said.
"I'll miss him too… but his safety is more important," said Ko who began to cry, "He's one of my best friends… but I know of a place she would be happy and safe."
"Which is?" asked Sanji.
Ko wiped away her tears, and looked at her sister who gave a nod, "We were hopping this would be a surprise but… the island after the one after this one is Konegi Island, we can find a place for her there." said Ko, "Not only that but the Amazon who married into the Gi Clan may a know a cure for the curse."
"Really!" said Sanji.
"Yep, but it's a 50:50 chance that she has one but 99.9 percent chance that she knows of one and can point us in the right direction." said Ko.
"Wait but what if Zoro gets better by the time we get to the island." said Luffy.
"When we don't need to leave her there." said Ko.
"Funny how a knock in the head by a rock caused him act like this, I mean with all the he's been in…" said Nami.
"Pretty funny." said Usa.
On deck, no one was watching and a pirate ship approached. One of them holding a club saw Zoro-Chan sleeping on deck.
"SO what a pretty lass" said the pirate.
He boarded the ship and walked up to where Zoro-Chan was a sleeping. She woke up and screamed.
In the galley, everyone heard this.
"We better help!" said Luffy.
"It better not be a bug" said Ko.
The ran to the deck to find the pirate leaning over a very scared Zoro-Chan.
"Who are you?" asked Luffy.
"I'm Mac, captain of the Cleaver Helpful Plot Device Pirates." said the pirate.
"That's the worse name for a crew I have ever heard!" said Nami.
"Yeah it's even worse than the Drunken pirates" said Ko.
"I remember you two, you stole our treasure last year!" said Mac.
"Glad you remember us…" said Usa.
"… but this time we are not alone!" said Ko finishing her sentence.
"Cleaver Helpful Plot Device Pirates Assemble!" called out Mac.
His crew which was much larger than the Straw Hats came aboard. Luffy knocked quite a few down with Gum Gum Whip, Sanji kicked a few off the boat… Usopp got scared and played dead, Usa knocked a few out with a Double Ki Beam (A beam from each hand), Ko managed to cut some with her rapier, Chopper punched a few of them in submission while in his large beast man form, Robin threw some back to the boat and Nami protected the treasure. Zoro-Chan on the other hand stood there in fear. Her swords were right next to her. She grabbed Wadou Ichimonji and tried to defend herself from Mac who was still standing over her.
"Back away or I'll cut you!" she cried.
"You look scared to hold that sword oh well… time to take a nap!" said Mac.
He smacked her in the head with his club knocking her uncurious. Ko saw this.
"That wasn't a good idea!" said Ko.
"Why what are you going to do?" asked Mac.
She held out her rapier, "Kone Style Rapier, Star of the Night!" said Ko. She swiped him 4 times, the sword made a star burst pattern on his chest. The fighting stopped when one of the crew members of the Cleaver Helpful Plot Device crew noticed that the captain was injured. Two of them dragged Mac back to the ship which sailed away as fast as they could.
Chopper who shrunk back to his regular form went to see how Zoro-Chan was doing.
"She's knocked out…" said Chopper.
She opened her eyes, "What happened… and why am I back on the ship?" asked Zoro no longer talking feminine.
"Wait what's the last thing you remember?" asked Ko.
"The rockslide… why am I wearing one of Usa's dresses?" asked Zoro-Chan.
"Yay! He's back to normal!" said Luffy.
"Back to normal?" asked Zoro.
"I think it's best if we forget what happened…" said Usa with her eye twitching.
"You want to forget about…" said Usopp.
"Please never remind me." said Usa.
"I'll be right back" said Sanji who ran into the Galley, he came out with a kettle of hot water… he poured it on Zoro.
"HEY!" yelled Zoro.
"You look pretty Zoro!" said Sanji.
"Shut up Stupid Cook."
"Moss Head!"
"Perv Master S!"
Ko smiled, she was glad that things were back to normal. "Looks like the Clever Helpful Plot Device Pirates helped out in way…" she thought.
"Sea Weed Head!"
"Love Cook!"
"Cross Dresser!"
"I don't even know why I'm wearing this in the first place!" yelled Zoro, "Why am I wearing this in the first place?"
"Don't ask!" yelled everyone else.
Next Time: Ace happens by... and see the cursed forms. How will Ace handle his brother's new curse. Contains mini-story about a certain odd coincidence in this fanfic, if your Ranma fan that you hopefully have caught.