A/N: I'd like to thanks winter knight for the idea for the pirate crew. Also I wish not offend any red necks, hill billies, hicks or just people from the south...

Chapter 7: The Daily Life of The Straw Hats

It had a few days since Sanji was stuck in his girl form with the Full Body Cat Tongue as it is known, every time he tried to transform back he nearly fainted from the heat. It was also hard time cooking, when she attempted she nearly fainted again. So Usa and Sanji switch positions temporally until Ko finally gave in… this a day "randomly" chosen after the fact.

(6:30 AM, girl's cabin)

Usa got up and yawned. It was time to cook breakfast. She put on one of her sundresses and went up to the deck.

(6:30 AM, guy's cabin)

Sanji-Chan got up and cursed her luck… another day as being stuck as a girl. She went to the deck where Usa was waiting.

(6:35 AM, Galley)

Sanji-Chan sighed as she chopped bananas.

"What is it?" asked Usa flipping over a pancake.

"I was just wondering why does your sister hate me…" said Sanji-Chan.

"Well you mean other than the fact that you're a bit of a pervert?" said Usa.

"Hey…" said Sanji-Chan.

"Well the truth she doesn't hate you." said Usa.

"What do you mean?" asked Sanji-Chan.

"Well… um… it's hard to explain… I think that it's the fact that she still has some resentment towards pirates, she chose you as her "whipping boy" in order to get out her anger… she doesn't hate you… she's just adjusting." said Usa.

Sanji-Chan sweatdroped. "Okaay." She said.

(7:00 AM)

"Okay breakfast's ready" said Usa.

Sanji-Chan walked out ad called out "Breakfast's ready"

(7:05 AM, galley)

"Breakfast time!" cheered both Usa and Luffy as the began to devour their breakfast.

"So who's going to finish first this morning?" asked Ko sipping her morning tea.

"I say Luffy." said Usopp.

"I don't know, fruit pan cake Usa always dominates fruit pancake day." said Ko.

"Oh I just remembered something, Sanji can you meet later I have something I need to show you." said Chopper.

"Sure." said Sanji-Chan.

"You know the meals have been better lately." Sauid Zoro.

"You say that everyday!" yelled Sanji-Chan.

"Because your not the one doing most of the cooking." said Zoro.

"Moss head!" yelled Sanji.

"Love cook!" yelled Zoro.

"Sword Boy!" yelled Sanji.

"Perv Master S!" yelled Zoro.

Sanji go up, got a bucket of water and splashed it on Zoro, turning Zoro into a girl. Zoro got up got the nearby kettle of water, poured it on himself… then Sanji. Note: Sanji is still under the full body cat tongue. Chopper splashed Sanji with cold water cooling him off that.

"I told you stop that!" yelled Sanji9-Caqhn.

"You suppose to be the cook, can't handle a little heat?" asked Zoro.

"Don't blame me!" yelled Sanji-Chan.

"I'm full…" said Usa.

"Aw… you beat me today!" whined Luffy.

"See told you." said Ko who then coughed a little.

(8:00 AM, Guy's cabin)

Chopper and Sanji-Chan were there alone.

"I found another cure of the full body cat tongue." said Chopper.

He poked Sanji-Chan's back and splashed hot water on her.

"I have bad and good news." said Chopper.

"What's the bad news?" said Sanji.

"The bad news this pressure point can only be used once and next time you get splashed with cold water the effect will be reversed." said Chopper.

"Okay, what's the good news?" said Sanji.

"I just saved a bunch money on my insurance by switching to Geico!" said Chopper.

Sanji stared at the doctor, "Hey!" he yelled.

"Sorry, I've been meaning to make that joke for a while." said Chopper.

"I guess I have to hide from Ko and Zoro" said Sanji.

"Until lunch?" asked Chopper.

"Yeah, I'd like to cook at least on meal…" said Sanji.

(11:00 AM, Galley)

"So you managed to avoid both Zoro and my sister, we're lucky we didn't have any other pirates attack today." said Usa chopping carrots… while sneaking some as well.

"Yeah, promise you won't tell Ko or Zoro about how it will reverse." said Sanji.

"Zoro, it's no problem… Ko, can't keep a secret from her." said Usa.

Sanji sighed, "At least I got what I wanted." said Sanji.

"You mean to cook again, but it might be only meal, after all Zoro will more that likely splash cold water during Lunch." said Usa.

Sanji sweatdroped.

(12:00 Noon)

"Lunch is ready!" called Usa.

(12:05 PM, Galley)

"Hey Sanji, you're a guy again!" said Luffy who knew for some reason Sanji couldn't' change back.

"Yeah I found another cure for the full body cat tongue." said Sanji.

"Time to eat!" said Usa.

"Yay!" said Luffy.

Both began to shovel food into their mouths.

"Say did Sanji. Make this meal?" asked Nami.

"I sure did!" said Sanji with hearts in his eyes.

"No wonder it isn't as good." said Zoro.

Sanji grumbled at this, knowing that chances were that Zoro would splash him with cold water wit they got into another fight.

"Is something wrong is Sanji?" said Usopp.

"Yeah usually Perv Master S is fighting with Zoro." said Ko.

"I have my reasons." mumbled Sanji.

"I'm done!" said Luffy.

"Aw… you beat me!" said Usa.

(2:37 PM, Deck)

Sanji was taking a smoke when a sudden rain storm hit.

"God damn it!" yelled Sanji-Chan.

(2:42, Galley)

Both Zoro-Chan and Ko were cracking up, after hearing what happened to Sanji.

"You tired to hide it, yet nature did it you!" laughed Zoro-Chan.

Ko laughed hard but then began to cough hard.

"That sounds like a nasty cough…" said Chopper.

"It's fine, it's just a cough" said Ko.

"Well you should be lucky, you did cook a meal." said Robin.

"After all that's what you were hoping for." said Usa.

"I guess your right." said Sanji-Chan who had hearts in her eyes.

(3:24 PM, Deck)

Note: With all the pirates that the Merry Go everyday, there is only going to be one shown, the most entertaining attack of the day…

"Pirates!" shouted Usopp form the crows nest.

But it was too late the pirates go next to Merry Go. The flag's skull had a form dome on it and had mullet on it. For the bones were moonshine bottles. Instead being on an all back banner it was on a Confederate Flag. The entire crew boarded the Merry Go.

"Now boy! Give us all your treasure!" the captain of the pirates.

"Who are you?" said Luffy.

"I'm Bobby Jon! We here are the Moonshine Pirates!" said the captain of the pirates.

"Great, we're being attacked by Hill Billy Pirates." said Ko sarcastically.

"Wow the girls on this ship is pruttyer than my cousin Becky Sue!" yelled one of the member of the Moonshine pirates.

There was awkward silence among the women as well as Sanji-Chan.

"Well aren't you going to fight?" yelled Bobby Jon.

"Sure am, how I going to be king of the pirates?" said Luffy.

(3:29 PM)

The fight between The Straw Hats and the Moonshines continued. Zoro managed to knock some of the ship, Usa and Sanji-Chan performed a double team and kicked some back to the Moonshine's ship. When suddenly a young man wearing glasses, came from the Moonshine's ship. He held a textbook on medicine.

"Look it's been 5 minutes, you promised that when ever you attack another ship and it took more that 5 minutes you would give up in deafest. And besides I'm trying to study." said the young man.

"Oh come on Billy Bob, you should have some fun with us!" yelled Bobby Jon.

"My name is William Robert! And you made a deal, or else I'll leave! I'm the only one who knows medicine in this family!" said the young man, William Robert.

"Dang it! With out him we'ell go blind fo' shur!" said one of the moon shine pirates.

"It's time to retreat, boys! One day we're be back!" yelled Bobby Jon and so the Moon Shine Pirates retreated. While the Straw Hats but Luffy stood there, wit their eyes twitching. Zoro broke the silence by saying "What the hell was that!"

(6:00 PM)

"Hey, Dinner's ready!" yelled Sanji-Chan

(6:05 PM, Galley)

"Let's dig in!" said Usa and Luffy-Chan.

Everyone was eating dinner but Ko, she wasn't that hungry.

"Are you sure you're feeling fine?" asked Chopper.

"Yeah, yeah. I'm not that that hungry." said Ko.

"But tonight's your favorite." said Usa in between bites.

Ko sweatdroped, "Yeah it's fine." said Ko.

"You look a littlie flushed." said Chopper.

"No I'm fine" said Ko.

"The more for me!" said Luffy-Chan taking food off Ko's plate.

(6:35 PM, Galley)

"Desert Time!" said Luffy.

"Brownies tonight!" said Usa.

The crew but Ko who wan't hungry ate desert… until there was one left.

"I choose a butter knife!" sauid Luffy-Chan.

"I choose a fork!" said Usa.

The two began to fight over the brownie with the utensils.

"Go Luffy!" said Usopp.

"I think Usa's going to win this one." said Chopper.

The more mature crewmembers watched this but not cheered, but there were a few giggles. In the end Usa won the brownie.

"Don't worry, you won last night!" said Usa after she finished the brownie.

"Oh yeah…" said Luffy-Chan.

(7:00 PM, Deck)

"Well them Straw Hat boys are in a real mess, like a June bug stuck in molasses"

"Okay, who said that?" said Nami.

"I know some one's there." said Zoro.

Ko thought for a second "He's over there!" yelled Ko pointing near the back deck.

A member of the Moon Shine pirate stepped from the back deck.

"My crew gone done and left me!" said the moonshine member.

"Well…" said Luffy.

Suddenly a large red motor boat with the confederate flag on the bow jumped into the air above the ship.

"It's Admiral Lee!" said the moonshine pirate member.

He jumped onto the motor boat which landed on the other side of the ship which sped off.

"Shoot I was going to as him to join too." said Luffy.

The other Straw hats sweatdroped.

Mini Story: Mentos: The Fresh maker

(It was a hard battle, the Straw Hats went up again a another crew that coincidently had 9 members, Luffy managed to knock out his opponent quickly, so did the rest… well except for Zoro that is, his opponent found out about his curse and he was having a hard time since e was now a she)

Opponent: You sure are having a hard time Aqua transsexual.

Zoro-Chan: Well you haven't seen my best.

Usa: You can do it Zoro!

Luffy: That's right!

Sanji: But he's having a hard time as a girl.

Ko: You have a point, he's still not used to fighting as a girl.

Zoro-Chan: (yelling) I can hear you! But I have a plan…

(Mentos song begins to play, Zoro-Chan take out Mentos and eats one and easily defeating her opponent)

Other Straw Hats: O.o

Luffy: That was so cool Zoro!

Sanji: What the hell was that.

Announcer: Mentos, the Fresh maker.

Next Time: Sansom Gen finds out about Luffy, Zoro and Sanji's curses... not only that but he has the legendary water that can cure any Jusenkyo Curse. He also knows that Usa pushed Sanji in and in exchange for the water he wants Usa! Will Usa join her father due to her guilt? Also Ko's sick with a bad cold... what will happen?

A/N: The mini-Story is based off of a One Piece AMV I saw in with the Mentos song and Zoro as the star, if you haven't seen it, it's on youtube... it's very funny.