For those who guessed Slytherin, ding, ding, ding, we've got winners
For those who guessed other houses, you get a prize.
You all get 800,000 dollars! Nah! But u do get a dozen cookies.
Now even though Ying is in Slytherin he's gonna get up in... well you'll have to guess.
And Ying was adopted by Molly's sister.
And Ron is bi, and Hermione is a dyke.
Hey it's gonna be Yaoi & Yuri fic why not.

DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN KINGDOM HEARTS OR HARRY POTTER+lawyers smiling proudly+

Chapter Three
Hints, Allegations, and Things Left Unsaid

"A great amount of power, plenty of fighting spirit, the house u belong in is..." said the sorting hat.

Everyone waited with batted breath.

"SLYTHERIN!" shouted the sorting hat.

The Slytherin table went wild with applause, and cheers.

Ying wished he was never transfered to Hogwarts if he knew Slytherin was the house he was going to be in.

"Welcome to Slytherin House, Ling!" said Malfoy with a smirk.

"Shut up or I'll hex you!" said Ying.

"Ooh, someone is pissed for getting sorted here," said Malfoy in a singsong voice.

"SHUT UP YOU LITTLE FAG!" yelled Ying.

Malfoy shutted up and remained quite for the rest of the night.

'How the bloody hell did he know I was a gay?' thought Malfoy while making his way back to the Slytherin Common Room.

When he arrived to the common room he saw no one was there except Pansy Parkinson (a/n: what a slut!) and Ying Ling.

"OI, LING!" said Malfoy.

"What Malfoy?" said Ying.

"How did you know I was gay?" asked Malfoy.

"Come on Malfoy, you don't think I've seen you looking at Potter in a goofy fashion," said Ying.

"How did you...?" said Malfoy cleary shocked.

"How did I know?" said Ying. "I'll tell you. "The way you look at Potter with that dreamy look gives it away. "Not to mention when your books spilled from the bag, I saw his name written all over your potions book."

Malfoy was now sweating like a pig, he had been found out, his father would be fearious.

"Well I'm off bed," said Ying leaving Malfoy to gather his thoughts.

'He's much more clever then I thought, maybe he should've been sorted into Ravenclaw,' thought Malfoy as he walked up the dorm.

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------GRYFFINDOR COMMON ROOM--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

In the Gryffindor common room anything was but quite, the whole load of sixth, fifth, and fourth year girls were talking about the two new boys in Gryffindor, and the the new one in Slytherin.

"Oh My God! Riku is so hot!" said Lavender Brown.

"You're brain dead, Sora's hotter!" said Parvati Patil.

"You're both nuts! It's Ying that's a stud!" said a fourth year.

Both Lavender, and Parvati squealed at Ying's name.

"Girls, I'll never get them," said Ron.

"Don't feel bad, Ron, I'll never get them either," said Harry.

"Honestly, those three are outta of three minds!" said Hermione from the inside of Sixth Year Spells.

"Squaking about who's hotter than the other, God! "They don't bloody know that Riku and Sora are gay."

"They're what!" shouted the girls.

"Oops, spilled the beans, I'm off to bed," said Hermione.

She walked off with Lavender and Parvati on her tail.

"Knowing them they're gonna badger her all night," said Ron.

"Yeah," said Harry.

"Good Night."

They both left to the boys dorm.

harry's dream

"Come on Potter, you know you want to," said a cold voice.

"I know I do but...," said Harry.

"Butt, is right, and I'm gonna fuck your ass!" said the voice.

"No, ... not in here!" shouted Harry.

Harry woke up to a sharp pain in his groin, he looked down. Behold his manhood was standing on end and spewing.

"Crap, now I gotta change my underwear," said Harry.

'How come this dream keeps coming to me, it's like it's real,' thought Harry.

Harry went to his drawers and started digging through the underwear drawer.

'How the bloody hell did these get here!' thought Harry holding up a thong (a/n: guess who's).

Finally Harry found a pair of underwear, and went back to bed.

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------GREAT HALL-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Everyone was in the Great Hall eating breakfast, when the post came by.

Everything was fine until Malfoy got a Howler.

"Oh, crud, a howler," said Malfoy.

"You better open it Malfoy it's starting to smolder," said Ying

Malfoy opened the howler.

"DRACO LUCIUS MALFOY! YOU'RE GAY! I THOUGHT I BROUGHT YOU UP BETTER THAN THAT! I'M ABSOLUTLY DIGUSTED!
DON'T YOU DARE SHOW FART CATCHING FAIRY ASS IN MY HOUSE ANYMORE! BUT YOUR MOTHER HAS BEEN SO KIND SHE BOUGHT YOU
AN APARTMENT IN LONDON FOR YOU TO LIVE FOR THE REST OF YOUR DAYS!" screamed the howler and bust into flame.

"WHO THE BLOODY HELL SOLD ME OUT!" screamed Malfoy.

Ying was starting to walk away when...

"YING! YOU SOLD ME OUT! I OUGHT TO KILL YOU!" shouted Malfoy.

"Kill me if you must, but I'll come and haunt your ass!" said Ying.

"YOU LITTLE FAG!" shouted Malfoy.

"No fag, just bi," said Ying.

Ying walked over to the Gryffindor Table.

"Did you really?" asked Ron.

"Of course," said Ying.

"And who says all Slytherins are bad," said Eliza Thorton from the Hufflepuff table.

"That's right," said Harry.

"Thanks everyone," said Ying.

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
POTIONS
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

"Turn to page 509," said Professor Zheng.

Potions had just begun, today the students were learning about Dark Curses and Potions (a/n: in the 7th year).

"The potion you see before you is the Kulong Potion. "The Kulong Potion is a very powerful, and sometimes fatal potion.

"Now can anyone tell me the main ingredient to this potion?"

Ying's hand shot up (a/n: bet you didn't see that coming).

"Yes, Mr. Ling," said Zheng.

"The main ingredient is the most potent of all poisons. The Baoji Potion," said Ying.

"Very good, 5 points to Slytherin," said Zheng.

Ron, Harry, and Hermione stared into Ying's direction.

Ying mouthed this; "I will lose ten points later."

Ron mouthed this in return; "Thanks mate."

"Now I want you to make this potion, ingredients are in the store room closet," said Zheng.

Everyone gathered their ingredients and went to work.

Seamus Finnigan added 4 drops of Lungshu to his potion instead of 3.

It blew up in his face.

"Not again," said Seamus.

"Can you believe that twit sucks at this?" said Malfoy.

"Shut up, I'm trying to concentrate," said Ying.

"What would happen if I added Duxong to your potion?" said Malfoy.

Ying had had it. He pulled out his wand and pointed it at Malfoy's throat.

"Don't you dare try to screw me up, or I'll hex you to hell," growled Ying.

Ying pulled his wand away from Malfoy and continued with his potion.

It was noon when everyone was finished. Zheng collected everyone's cauldrons and dismissed them.

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
LUNCH

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

It was lunch time. Everyone sat down to a feast of Chicken, Turkey, Ham, Bison, etc...

Hermione got a note from Ginny who seemed to be as red as her hair.

Hermione read it, and just as she was beginning to put it away.

Ying got it.

"Hey give that back!" said Hermione.

"Lemme have peek at it," said Ying.

Ying read it, it looked like he was going to ralph.

"Ron, don't read this," said Ying.

"Why not..." Ron couldn't believe his eyes.

The note said...

HAHAHA CLIFFHANGER!

R&R