Title: Caught Red Hooved
Rating: PG
Word Count: 190
Pairing: None
Notes: This bit of weirdness was inspired by a picture KyraKitty did for me.
Disclaimer: Not mine
Chopper had been cataloging his medical supplies last Monday when he'd stumbled upon Them. All he'd been looking for was something to write with, and Nami's desk was the best place to find a working writing utensil. The top drawer on the left side of the desk had turned out not to be where she kept her mapmaking tools.
A week later, Chopper sat under Nami's desk, a bundle of nerves and excitement. He had been waiting all day for the Going Merry to dock, so his crewmates would leave and he could have the ship to himself.
Chopper slowly moved a shaking arm towards his lap. His trembling hoof lifted the title page, and he started to read.
Chopper, engrossed in his reading, failed to hear when Nami returned to get the shopping list she'd forgotten. "Chopper?"
"Nami!" Chopper shot up, banging his antlers on the underside of the desk. His reading material fell to the floor at Nami's feet.
She bent to pick it up, glanced at the title, then at the blushing, twitching reindeer, and asked, "What in the world are you doing with my hentai manga?"