Okay so here's my take on what Enterprise Idol would be like.
I don't actually know what Hess' first name is but Cha Oseye Tempest Thrain uses Nicola, so I stole it (my apologies).
Don't forget to review, and tell me what you think, and whether or not I should continue.
"Hello and welcome to . . . ENTERPRISE IDOL!" [crowd cheers]
"I'm your host, beautiful and witty, clever beyond the normal bounds of human- [a stage tech nudges her with the microphone] Nicola Hess!" [the crowd cheers again]
"We have a treat in store for you tonight as the senior staff of the NX-01 go head to head in a gruelling singing competition! We also have a few, surprise, last minute contestants, who you might just recognise!" [more cheering]
"OK, now, while we wait for the show to begin, why don't you take a look at what I got up to earlier today."
"Aaaannd Cut! Wow Nic, you were fantastic!"
"I know, I know."
[camera cuts to Hess walking down a corridor]
"As you can see, I've managed to get backstage, where the contestants are preparing. Lets take a look in on some of them shall we?"
[she taps a brass plaque on a door, that says 'Jonathan Archer'. She pushes the door open slightly so the camera can get a good view of Jon standing in front of the mirror preening his hair and practising his chords]
"La, la, la, la, LA, la, la. La, la, la, la, LA, la . . ."
"OK" [she whispers] "we better get going before he sees us, real touchy about his pre-performance warm-ups this one, not to mention his hair."
[she continues down the corridor and points to another door, this time she knocks and enters]
"Hey Nic!" [trip is relaxing in his dressing room, leaning back in his chair, feet on the vanity table]
"Afternoon Commander. No warming up?"
"No, no, I prefer spontaneous performing." [he smiles]
"You might want to practise a little, the Captain's going at it full tilt back there."
"Jonny's always been the competitive type." [he grinned] "I made sure they sound proofed my room 'cause I know what he's like!" [she laughs]
"Fair enough. Well then, apart from yourself of course, who would you recommend the viewers place their bets on?" [he laughed]
"Well . . . most people think Jon's gonna' win hands down, but I think Malcolm's in for a good chance too."
"Malcolm Reed?"
"Yeh, he's got that Brit punk type thing, and Travis has this real good Bluesy voice.
"Really?"
"I also wouldn't count the Sub-Commander out, 'ah think she just might steal the show."
"Sub-Commander T'Pol?"
"Mmmmhmmm."
"Well thanks for your, insights, and all the best for tonight."
"Thanks."
"If you want to send a message in to the studio, hit the purple button on the bottom left hand corner of your screens! We'll be right back after a short commercial break, don't go away!"