CHELLO AGAIN! Srry it took so long to update. This thing was being a pain, so I had to copy and paste the chap and... u kno, I don't think you really care... Anywho, here, someone asked if Kida and Koij were going to get 2gether. Well, I CAN'T TELL U! But, here's a hint, I'm not denying it, I'm just not confirming it either. Enjoy!

OK, I'm so pissed I'm twitching. For some reason, I can't fix the technical problems with the story right now... It was funny at first, but now it's just plain annoying... so for right now, Punk'd has no chapter one... HAHAHAHA! ISN'T THAT FUCKING FUNNY! Hoo, still pissed, stil twitching, but enjoy every chapter execpt # one for right now...

Chapter 2:

"Hey," Kida said, opening Koji's bedroom door. He paused from his sit-ups to glance at her.

"Hey," He said back, returning to his work-out.

"What cha doin'?"

"What's… it look like… I'm doing?" He said. His sentences were broken up because he was doing sit-ups while talking.

"Looks like you're checking to see if something's still there every few seconds." Koji stopped his sit-ups to give her a glare.

"What cha here for?"

"Your uniform."

"Thanks," He said irritably. She sat down on the bed.

"You have mine?"

"You'd want it back, wouldn't you?"

"Are you planning on wearing it again?"

"On the desk." Kida walked over to his desk to pick up her neatly folded uniform.

"Washed?"

"Huh?"

"D'you wash it?"

"Yeah."

"Washed yours too."

"Thanks." Kida just watched as he sat on the bed and began pumping iron. They were silent for a little while.

"So-"

"Kida, I'm not in the mood."

"Hey, you were asking for it."

"I don't remember saying, 'Kida, please take my uniform, lock everything except the entrance to the gym, and embarrass me infront of everyone at the basketball game'."

"I highly doubt you'd be that specific." He stood up quickly and looked about to jump out the window. She was really pissing him off. "Koji."

"Hm."

"I'm sorry. I couldn't resist! You know me."

"Yeah, I do know you. That's the problem." He turned back around to face her. "I know I can't stay mad at you for very long…" He flashed her a smirk. I guess that's what you could call it.

The Next Day at School:

"Hey Minamoto. Nice skirt! What happened to it?" Some random kid asked him in the hallway. Koji just ignored them. He walked into Ms. Yukataga's class to see a very large picture of him wearing Kida's uniform. He stopped dead in his tracks. Kida came in after him, but wasn't watching where she was going, so she ran into Koji's back.

"Oh, Sorry Koji." She apologized. He didn't respond to her. "Uh… Koji?" She looked over his shoulder. She saw the picture. She ran up to it and tore it down. Unfortunately there was another one under the one she ripped.

"Hey Minamoto," Yet another kid said. "One word. Why?" He decided to have some fun.

"The cloth breathes." Many, UG's, could be heard from the kids. So. Wrong.

"Now, now. Class, sit down," Ms Yukataga said, walking into the classroom. She stopped when she saw Koji's picture. "Yes, well… open your books to page 10," She said, pulling down the over-head screen. Yet another picture of Koji was plastered on the screen. He began to bang his head on the desk many times.

"That's right, give yourself a concussion and give them something else to talk about," Kida said.

"If you don't shut up, the police will be asking, 'Where's the body?'."

"Aw, you're sweet!" Koji glared at her, then crumpled up a piece of paper and threw it at her. "HEY!"

"Quiet!" Ms. Yukataga yelled. Kida decided to continue their conversion by other means. She threw a piece of crumpled paper at Koji's forehead.

"Read it," She whispered.

That was disgusting u kno? Saying, 'It breathes'. Gross..

'Yeah, well, it does'. He wrote back to her.

You weirdo…

'I'm bored…'

You are not playing with my hair!

'Who said I wanted to?'

You are truly odd.

'Deal with it.' At this time, Takuya had intercepted the note and read it, not like Kida or Koji actually cared.

#Lovers quarrel? # Takuya wrote to them.

WHAT THE HELL!

'? Surely not…'

Surely not? What is with you and good grammar! BE A KID! Speak wrongly!

'Incorrectly. Ntch, ntch, you have bad grammar.'

I kno that you nutcase!

'I do not house nuts.'

Didn't think so... Kida wrote, finishing the paper off.

"You dirty minded freak…" Koji whispered back to her.

"Present."

At Detention:

"So… we have to clean the girl's locker room today…" commented Koji.

"Don't get any smart ideas Mr. Minamoto. I know how your mind works." Kida picked up a broom and twirled it around. "Shall we?" Koji shrugged.

"Whatever." They began cleaning. Koji picked up something from under a wooden bench that the girls sit on while getting dressed. I think guys have those too. Anywho. He was utterly disgusted when he saw it. It was a mutilated bra. "And you say guys are slobs…" Kida turned around to see what he was talking about. Her expression went from being angry to… uh… something like this: 00;;

"You've GOT to be kidding me…" As she said this, a few centipedes emerged from the cup of the bra and crawled up Koji's hand. "AH!" Koji dropped the disgusting bra and his cleaning materials as he began to swat his hand around comically in an attempt to get them off. Kida ran over to the showers and filled a bucket with water. She ran back over to Koji who was still swatting his hand around, and threw the water along with the bucket at Koji. Once wet, he stopped swatting. He spat water out of his mouth, water partially hitting the rim of the bucket since it had landed on his head.

"Thanks for that," he said sarcastically.

"No problem…" she answered nervously.

EVENTUALLY:

"Ug…" Koji started. "That was… gross. And humiliating…"

"At least no one was here to see…" But, oh, what is this? A security camera in the girl's locker room? A place where peeping toms can have a field day apparently. Little did Koji and Kida know that there were indeed people present, trying to see what crazy things these two would do today, now that they had seen Koji wearing Kida's uniform the day before.

"That was interesting…" One Tom said.

"Who knew Minamoto screamed like that?" said another.

"How long do you think that bra was there?" asked the last. They glanced at each other before starting to snicker.

"Black mail?" They asked in unison.

"Oh, yes…" they answered the same.

KJ signing off! Muwahaha! Am I evil? I wonder, how long had that been there? Do you really want to know? receives many, 'uh, no's. Didn't think so. Enjoy before next chappie is revealed! Yes, enjoy your sanity and your pure mind as they both shall be exploited before the end of this fan fiction… rubs hands together mischievously. Muwahaha…