This is my first Aqua Teen Hunger Force fanfiction. Do you remember that episode about Halloween? Well, I was thinking what happened the day after, and if Carl was alive after his arms got ripped off? I guess we'll find out soon. Please R&R Sincerely Seductive Angel .

The Blood Thirsty Spider Onion (Willie Nelson)

Disclaimer : I do not own Aqua Teen Hunger Force (Darn It)

"Yo, what the hell was that" said a big round piece of meat. "I don't know but I'll tell you one thing, if that thing comes down here you are the one that's gonna feed him, Meatwad"replied a cup with a pink straw and yellow gloves. "Uh-Un why do I have to give him my blood. Why can't ole' Willie have your blood? You taught him how to be evil." "I did not teach him how to fill up on blood like its gas."

"Now both of y'all shut the (bleep) up, we need someone to be a diversion so we can lure him out of the house"said a red carton full of french fries, has a jewel on its back, and wears braces. "Ha Ha Ha...no I'm not doing it , Meatwad you do it" replied Shake(A/N : I'm not calling him Master Shake. What can he master, torturing poor Meatwad?) "Why do I have to do it?" "Because I was a diversion last time" "Oh, OK I guess fair is fair." "No Meatwad he was never a diversion, its always either you or me. This time its gonna be... Frylock was interrupted by the noise of someone yelling and banging in the attic

Meanwhile in the attic...

"Can someone please help me, I starting to feel very whoosy" replied a fat, balding man. "Get me out of this freakin' attic now. Fryman? Cup? Meat blaab? Ahhhhhghfhfhghg! my freakin' arms are gone! Well, at least the spider-onion is asleep. Now I gotta get out of here before I die!" (A/N : That's when he started yelling for help and banging his back against the floor (since he doesn't have arms) I'm typin so slow because I'm laughing at my own jokes.)

Back downstairs...

"Ahhh whats that noise" screamed a scared Meatwad. "Probably just Willie tryin' to come down here and drink your blood like a vampire" said Shake. "Oh-No!" "Wait do you hear that?" replied a whispering Frylock. ""Besides Meatwad's whimpering nothin'." "No listen". And when they listened they heard Carl yelling this..."Get me out of this freakin' attic now! I'm don't want to die now! Help! Help! Help!" "Thats Carl we gotta save him"said Meatwad "Why?"replied Shake "Because hews our friend" "So? When he dies we can have all his stuff." "No guys! Because when he dies Willie Nelson is gonna drink up his blood then when he's thirsty again,hes gonna come for us" said the think Frylock. "Fine but don't hurt yourself gettin his fat ass down. So Frylock pulled down the door to the attic and quietly pulled Carl down.

"Am I alive?"

There is my first Chapter. Please Review. Find out what happens...Soon

Sincerely

Seductive Angel