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Chapter 6:

Koji vigorously washed his hands in the boys' bathroom sink, mumbling something incoherent under his breath. Something like, "Damn women and their problems," yeah… Kida stood in the doorway, rolling her eyes.

"As if you haven't touched blood before," Kida said as if she were annoyed or something. Koji snapped his head around.

"It's not the blood I'm freaking about!" Kida raised an eyebrow.
"Then what is it?"

"I'VE NEVER TOUCHED ANYTHING THAT'S COME IN DIRECT CONTACT WITH... UNMENTIONABLES!" Some crowd of people passing by turned their heads away from their conversation and to the cause of the disturbance. They slowly turned their heads back around and mouthed, 'freaks' in unison.

"OK..." Kida said turning around and walking out of the bathroom. The geeks behind the surveillance camera smiled evilly. They did the whole palms together, jazz finger deal, completely missing the pads of their fingers.

"Well, Boss, I believe this could be used for something..." Geek one said.

"Indeed," Boss replied. "Now we know the truth. The ever so popular Koji Minamoto is a virgin and we have the hard core proof to 'back this baby up!' Now... all we have to do is get them to argue about anything and blame it on this..." The two other stooges looked up, utterly confused. "Forget it."

The Next Day:

"I hate school..." Kida said with her head on the desk.

"Ditto..." Koji agreed, also with his head on the desk. Izumi sat down at her desk, glanced at the two, then immediately passed Takuya a note sprayed with perfume with hearts inked in cringe pink around his name. She even batted her eyes... Takuya glanced at it then put on his 'pimp' smile. He opened it. It read:

Takuya, I had a really great time last night when you SPILLED COKE ALL OVER MY SKIRT! ONE WORD BUDDY, SMOOTH! REAL SMOOTH! BE GREATFUL I HAD SPECIAL DETERGANT FOR THAT! The brand is called Idiot Proof Stain Removal. The bad thing is... well, y'know that saying, 'You make it idiot proof, they'll make a better idiot' WELL YOU BETTER PROVE THAT WRONG MISTER! Wanna go do go carts?

--Love Izumi

PS: DO NOT ORDER THE COKE!

Takuya blinked then gave her a thumbs up in approval.

"WHAT THE FUCK!" Kida yelled, standing up to Ms. Yukataga. "We didn't even do anything!"

"Another week for swearing Miss Washington," Ms. Yukataga cooed. Takuya and Izumi sweat dropped.

After Detention:

"I'll show her!" Kida said under her breath.

"What're you going to do?" Koji asked, cleaning his hands with a moist toilette. Kida spun around.

"You'll see," she said with a smile. Raising an eye brow, Koji followed her. Kida grabbed a bucket from the girl's locker room and marched into the girls' room on the 6th floor. She filled the bucket with water and walked over to Ms. Yukataga's room. Thinking she would have to pick the lock, she pulled a bobbie pin from her hair and began fiddling with the lock. Koji opened the door with one turn of the knob. "Kill joy..." Kida said. "Help me."

"Help you what?"

"Help me put the bucket up here."

"Why?"

"To prank Yukataga! Why else?"

"A classic prank?"

"For a dinosaur like her, she wouldn't recognize a prank if it weren't ancient."

"Good point." Helping Kida with the bucket, Koji came up with something brilliant.

"We can do better," he said out of the blue. "Let's add oatmeal." Kida raised an eyebrow.

"And where would we find this oatmeal, hm?"

"Teacher's lounge?"

"That might work..."

The Next Day:

"Kida tells me you guys are pranking teach," Izumi said, skipping down the hallway to Koji. Koji shrugged.

"It's a bad prank. We could da far better, but we had limited resources."

"You're speaking weirder than usual."

"Deal with it." Izumi stuck her tongue out. Just then, the principal walked up to them with Kida right behind him.

"Mr. Minamoto," the large man spoke, "Come with me." Koji nodded and followed next to Kida as Izumi made the immature ooh sound.

In The P-Man's Office:

"I would like to discuss your compulsive detentions..." this meant they were going to be lectured for a very long time...

In Da Classroom:

"Everyone, take your seats..." Ms. Yukataga said as she closed the door. Suddenly, a bucket of water spilled right behind her and she gasped. Takuya hit his desk out of disappointment.

"Wait," Izumi whispered. "Kida promised they wouldn't miss." Ms. Yukataga pulled on the string that was attached to the bucket, causing a second bucket filled with oatmeal to fall on her. She squealed. Luckily for Koji and Kida, they couldn't get blamed for it...

KJ signing off! SORRY! SOOOOOOO SORRY! PLEASE, PLEASE DON'T HATE ME!