Disclaimer: I do not own Sailor Moon; Toei Animation and Naoko Takeuchi do (But we're in negotiations- LOL)

Thank you to all my wonderful reviewers and their awesome suggestions. Big thank you to Sailor Star Super, who gave me the idea of the 'Mina pretending to be Serena' scheme. Now on with the story!

Last Chapter:

"Whatever it is, it's better than what they'd do if we told them Rini was missing or locked in the bathroom," Raye said.

"Good point," agreed Amy.

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"Hungy," Rini demanded. "Food." Raye blushed.

"Erm…how are we supposed to feed Rini? I'm not sure if she's um… weaned yet."

"We should have asked Serena a few questions before she left," Mina surrendered resignedly with a sigh. "We did sort of 'push them out the door, no questions asked'."

"Can't dwell on the past," Lita chuckled, apparently in a cheery mood, unlike the other Senshi. "Should we try giving her milk?"

"I don't think milk will hurt her," Amy quelled. They all went into the kitchen, Rini in Raye's arms andsucking her thumb contentedly. This was the side of the 'Tornado' that they had been hoping for...now if only she'd stay that way.

"You're good with Rini, Raye," Mina complimented. "When I hold her she goes crazy!" Raye smirked smugly.

"That's cause she likes me better than you and I'm her godmother," Raye gloated.

"Raye, you're bragging again," Lita chastised condescendingly. Raye stuck out her tongue at the brunette. Amy pulled out the milk jug and began searching for a sippy cup. In the last cupboard she found one which had little pink bunnies on it, with a personally etched "Small Lady" along the rim.

"Aww… how cute…." they cooed.

"My!" Rini exclaimed in the midst of the crooning, reaching for it. "Me wan'!"

"Hold on, Rini!" Amy laughed, pouring it half way up with milk. Mina was staring at the clock above the fridge, eyes glazed over and face slack.

"Earth to Mina!" Lita said, waving her hand in Mina's face to get the blonde's attention.

"We have 16 more hours to deal with this little terror," she informed in monotone.

"Are you serious?" Lita questioned.

"It's 3:00pm and our little prince and princess won't be back till 7:00am." THUNK! Lita had fainted dead away.

"What happened to Lita?" Amy asked, looking down suspiciously as she handed the over-eager child her milk. Rini squealed with joy.

"I just told her we have 16 more hours of Rini, and don't you faint too!" Mina warned darkly, seeing Amy's eyes grow wide in terror.

"S…sixteen hours…" Raye moaned, looking faint too, face pallid as she held the drinking tot.

"Hey… um… it's not so bad. Rini's gotta sleep sometime…" Amy gave hopefully, trying to believe her own words. Rini just looked at the threesome with her big red eyes and sipped away. Raye looked down at her.

"Guys, we've found something she likes!" she cheered. Lita sat up groggily, hand on her forehead.

"Really?" she asked. "Why am I here anyways?"

"Ask no questions, you get no lies," Mina chimed.

"So, little Spore, what'cha wanna do next?" Lita questioned,pulling herself up off the floor.

"We are not playing hide and seek again," Amy interrupted admonishingly.

"Course not! How about Horsey?" Lita said.

" 'Horsey'?'' the girls repeated, sweat drops forming.

"Horsey- Rini sits on my back and I pretend to be a horse and we ride off into the sunset!" Lita replied, throwing her hands into the air at the part about 'riding off into the sunset'.

"Lita's lost it," Mina said flawlessly.

"Lita, I don't think having Rini on your back is such a great idea," Amy procurred. "She's a baby, not a monkey."

"Amy, everything's gonna be fine!" Lita reassured her jovially. She took Rini from Raye and put her onto her back.

"Yah! Yippee! Let's go Rini!" Lita yelled, plowing through the house on all floors. In the kitchen, the three looked on in feigned sadness.

"May we never turn out like that," Mina prayed.

"Amen," the rest chanted back.

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Serena and Darien were sitting in a candlelight restaurant, eating a late lunch. Serena was bowling through her food, ordering everything on the menu.

"Thanks Muffin!" Serena crooned. Darien laughed.

"Anything for you." They kissed passionately, knowing that this was fortelling what the night would bring.

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Back at the scene of chaos, Lita was still running around on all fours, neighing with a giggling Rini on her back, clomping around so the child was bouncing up and down. The other Senshi watched with hints of amusement on their faces.

"When shall we tell her to stop?" Amy questioned humorously.

"It's too funny to stop her now," Raye responded in the same tone.

"I wish we had a camera, we could show her this very embarrassing moment for blackmail," Mina said, evil devil look in her eye. So they watched for a bit more until Lita finally collapsed, huffing and puffing. Rini laughed delightedly.

"More! More!" she squealed, clapping her hands.

"No more, Rini. Auntie Lita is pooped," Lita groaned. Rini kicked Lita with her shins.

"Go! Go!"

"No! No!" Lita argued back. She got up and placed Rini on the ground delicately.

"I'm too old for this," she moaned. The others came in the door, watching the scene from afar no longer.

"Lita, you're 19 and it's really sad if you're saying you're too old for this," Raye half-joked, half said seriously. Mina was clapping like Rini had been, but in a more teasing way.

"Good show, horsy!" she said, a touch of sarcasm in her voice. Raye and Amy snickered while Lita blushed a bright shade of red.

"Oh, shut up! At least she was good!" Lita growled.

Suddenly, Amy got a great idea, face lighting up at her own brilliance. "Why don't we dress Mina up to look like Serena? It's worth a try, even just to fool her for a little bit." The others agreed; they had used Venus as a decoy once, long ago during the DeathBuster threat. It had worked to an extent, and maybe it would work now. So, the three got to work on the Love Goddess.

Meanwhile, while the foursome argued and schemed and worked, Rini snuck away, unnoticed.

"Where's Rini?" Amy asked when they were done, looking around. Mina's hair was put in odango style, and she looked vaguely like Serena but not quite... but perhaps Rini would fall for it. But now the bigger problem was how to show her when the rascal had left their line of vision again.

"Oh my God, where is Rini?" Mina shrieked, but was careful not to muss up her new "hairdo". The pink devil was at it again, performing her 'disappearing act'. They split up and Lita found Rini stealing her house keys off the table where she had left them.

"Caught in the act!" Mina screeched, running in and fixing Rini with a death glare. The child froze, staring bewildered at this guise of her Mommy. The trio (Amy was absent in the living room, cleaning up from the mess Lita and Raye had made in the disguise attempt) wondered if she believed it, and Mina tried to plausibly look like her best friend.

"Momma?" Mina gave a dazzling smile, and Rini fell for it, running into her "mother's" arms, snuggling in... something didn't feel right. The smell was off. Rini's brow crinkled, and she pulled away, looking up at Mina angrily.

"You no Momma! I wan' Momma!" ChibiUsa bared her teeth at them and dashed away, Lita's keys in hand and no doubt planning her revenge in that little, evil scheming mind of her's.

"NO!" Lita screamed, hysterical as her precious keys ran away with Rini. "Thief!" Rini's giggles echoed from in the bathroom.

"Get back here!" Lita shouted, rushing off towards Rini while the others did the same. Suddenly, Lita faltered and stopped running all together, apparently in shock.All the Senshi crashed into one another with a big 'OOF!'. Amy, being at the back of the parade because she had run out to see what all the pandemonium was, slammed into Mina (whose cautiously done hair became undone haphazardly and fell into its usual place again). The blue-haired brainiac highbrow flew backwards at the impact, butt hitting the ground hard.

"OWW!" she wailed. "What happened? Why'd you stop all the sudden?"

"That little devil took my house keys... and look what she's doing!" Lita whispered in a strained voice, pointing. Amy shifted herself and her vision fell upon the "pink-headed demon child" as Mina now called her. The tot was playing in the toilet water, keys nowhere in sight.

"Where are my keys?" Lita demanded, hands on her hips and using a very aggressive tone.

"In poo-poo!" Rini giggled.

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A/N: Oh dear, dear, dear. What shall they do next? And what more mischief will Rini succumb to? Review please!

P.S. If some words are jumbled together, that's because this writing system does this to some words. Sorry!