Sorry for taking this long to write this chapter. I hope you all like it. So those of you just tuning in on the story, let me re cap for you. This is based on what happens the day after Halloween. On Halloween Carl got his arm ripped off by a Spider Onion named Willie Nelson. The three later find him and have to give him more blood and sew his arms back on before he dies. But the problem is that his arms are still upstairs with Willie. UH-OH!
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The Blood Thirsty Spider Onion (Willie Nelson)
Chapter 4 : My Arms!
Carl : Oh this is just great.
Frylock : Come on now . Don't give up hope yet. Like I was trying to say before , someone has to be the diversion so I can get the arms.
Shake : Why are you the one that gets the arms. The easy job?
Meatwad : Yeah
Frylock : Because theirs no way I'm going to be the diversion.
Meatwad : I think Shake should do it. I bet he has more blood than the rest of us.
Shake : No you should be the diversion. You have no use for me. No extra mouth for me to feed.
Frylock : You don't pay for nothing!
Shake : Yes I do I... Well... I paid for this...Food in the refrigerator.
Meatwad : That's the food you don't allow us to eat.
Shake : Soooo it's still money out of my pocket. That steak was expensive.
(They all give him weird looks and silence)
Frylock : Look this is wasting time. With every second Carl is losing blood , and I am not stealing again!
Carl : OK. Whatever, just get me my arms!
Frylock : I have an idea that decide who becomes the diversion in a fair manner. Why don't you , Carl decide who does it?
Shake : How is that fair?
Frylock : He wont cheat.
Carl : I don't care, AS LONG AS I GET ME FREAKIN' ARMS! so I choose ...Shake.
Meatwad : YES!
Shake : NO!
Frylock : Fair is Fair.
Shake : You'll all pay for this. Carl, you're never get any chicks from me. Meatwad, don't even make me think about all the torment I'm going to put on you ,and Frylock, I haven't thought about you yet, but you all will pay!
Frylock : Just shut up and distract Willie So I can get his arms!
Shake : Fine. (Goes up to the attic)
Shake : Hey Willie you gay freak of nature!
Willie : (Snoring)
Shake : Frylock, he's asleep!
Frylock : Good. Now you can just get Carl's arm without any problem.
Shake : Hey that was your job. I'm doing more than I'm suppose to!
Meatwad : You might as well since you're up there.
Shake : Shut up!
Meatwad : Uh-Un.
Shake : (waddles over to where Carl's arms are, tries to pick them up)
Shake : Ohh, their heavy. Carl you need to lose some weight!
Shake : (pushes them to the egde of the attic door) Here they are!
Carl : MY ARMS!
Willie : Uhhhh Unnn Whose there?...
Well there it is. That was Chapter 4. I think I did a pretty good job. I hope you all enjoyed it. If you want out find out what happens. Keep reading.
Sincerely
Seductive Angel