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Last Chapter:

"Where are my keys?" Lita demanded, hands on her hips and using a very aggressive tone.

"In poo-poo!" Rini giggled.

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"WHAT?" Lita exclaimed, loud enough for the whole apartment complex to hear her. The others came up behind her, and not seeing the keys and asking where.

"According to Rini, it's in the 'poo-poo' she's playing in," Lita answered, a pained expression on her face. She pointed to Rini, who was splashing water around with a silly smile on her face. Raye gulped, moving closer and expecting the worst, which came.

"OH GOD!" she screamed. Obviously, someone had "relieved" themself in the toilet and had not bothered to flush it, a bad move with a precocious and overly curious two year old in the house… and Rini was playing with it. The keys were floating next to the poop, and a stinky, reeking smell was wafting up from the toilet.

"Bad demon child! Bad!" Lita yelled loudly at the child. Raye plugged her nose and grabbed Rini. Then Lita, closing her eyes, stuck her hand in the toilet and pulled out her keys.

"EW EW EW EW!" she squealed, flushing the toilet and closing the lid. Then she washed her hands, thoroughly. The brunette gagged, thinking about what she had just done.

"Aw, Lita, it's not so bad," Raye uttered, washing Rini's hands.

"Easy for you to say, you didn't have to stick your hand in the toilet!" Lita retorted. Raye set Rini down, observing the wet spots on the child's clothes that was toilet water.

"Looks like we're going to have to give Rini a bath," Raye stated, but apparently it was the wrong thing to say in front of the girl. Rini's eyes widened drastically, fearful look replacing the exuberant one that had resided in there previously.

"No!" she cried. "No like it!" And with that she ran out of the bathroom and into her parents room like a bullet. She crawled under the bed, her usual hiding spot when it came to taking bathes. That was always the worst part of the day, and giving Rini a bath was like basking her with torture treatment. It took a better part of an hour to just shampoo the girl's unruly hair, due to the excessive screaming that ensued with it. The girls followed her, not as fast though, and looked under cautiously.

"There's no way we can fit under there!" Amy exclaimed at the small space. Mina stretched her hand out to the girl, thinking that if she could grab some part of her she could yank her out. Rougher handling seemed the only way at the moment, because Rini was certain as rain to NOT come out.

"Come on Rini. It's OK," Mina soothed, grasping around. Something sharp sunk into her hand, and she pulled it back with a cry of pain.

"She bit me!"

"No, no, no!" Rini's voice said forcefully from under the bed.

"My God, were Serena and Darien high on drugs when Rini was conceived or something?" Mina cried. "No normal child is like this, you devil! I might have rabies now, for all I know!"

"OK, OK, taking a bath won't work. How 'bout we just change you, Rini?" Raye questioned robustly, trying to prod Rini in that direction. As Mina had already seen, force wasn't going to get them anywhere. Now, it was all up to a bit of bargaining. Slowly, very slowly, Rini crawled out, eyes darting to each in turn, body in a position so that if any tried to grab her, she could just streak right back to her hiding place.

"Where are your clothes Rini?" Amy asked, a benign smile on her features and calm demeanor in place. She didn't want to frighten Rini back under the bed. Rini toddled over to the closet, feeling more at ease.

"Key! Key!" she said, pointing up. Above was a key to open the closet, on a hanger and far away from Rini's reach, but perfectly eye-to-eye with the Senshi. Mina lifted it from its place and unlocked the closet. Inside were tons of clothing, including some baby clothes from Rini's younger, infant years.

"Look, how cute!" Mina cooed, pulling out a pink dress with little white bunnies patterned all over it.

"What is it with Serena and bunnies?" Raye wondered. Amy clothed Rini with the dress and set the other, dirtied one on the bed to air dry. Lita stood just inside the closet, admiring the cute clothes and fingering them. She had always been drawn to cute, little children's clothes.

"Wan' key!" Rini shrieked, her chubby hands reaching for the shiny key that caught her eye.

"No, no, Rini," Mina purred consolingly. Rini began screaming at the top of her lungs and they had to cover their ears.

"JUST GIVE IT TO HER, MINA!" Raye had to yell above the noise. Mina gave the key to Rini who in turn quieted down. She sucked on the key, then got a devilish look in her little red eyes.

"Oh god, she's got that look," Mina groaned, eying Rini suspiciously. Rini jumped off the bed and ran.

"Give it back, thief!" they commanded. Raye, Amy, and Mina chased Rini around the house, but the little terror proved quick, fast, and calculating, owing to her mother and father's 'super-power' genes.

"Lita! Help us!"

"I'm looking at this, hold on a sec!" Lita hollered back. Rini ran into the bathroom and was cornered. The only good thing was the Senshi had about seventeen years on the girl, and so had expected this move and stationed themselves in a wall around the girl.

"Can't get away now, demon," Mina jeered. Rini giggled, running between their legs and out of the bathroom before they could react, rushing into the bedroom where Lita was still ogling at the clothes. The 'Hurricane' closed the door on Lita, locking it and shrieking with glee at her achievement.

"Hey!" Lita exclaimed, banging the door. "You little devil, let me out!" Rini smiled and went to the window, opening it with her chubby fingers with some difficulty. The others ran in.

"Lita?" they cried.

"She locked me in here, little devil, and she's got the key!" Lita answered. "It's stuffy in here!" Amy saw Rini look over at them, expectant look on her face.

"NO! Rini, do not do it!" Amy cried, sensing what the child was preparing herself to do. It was as if Rini were waiting for that phrase. She seemed to know that what she was about to do would evoke response, exactly what children wanted from their parents, guardians, babysitters (giggle), etc. She let the little key slide from her fingertips and fall, fall, fall many stories down.

"Bye bye!" Rini called as it descended.

The Senshi ran over to the window, just barely in time to see it hit the solid ground with an almost incoherent clink!

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A/N: Wow, two chapters in a day, aren't I amazing? Will the Senshi get the key, or will this produce even more mania and trouble? Keep watching this fic, and ReViEw!

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