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Last Chapter:

Raye unlocked the closet door and opened it slowly, the door creaking slightly as they all prepared themselves for what they were about to see.

"Lita…?"

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Inside was Lita, rocking back and forth with hands wrapped around her legs, singing and muttering under her breath things like "pink", "demon", "keys", and "window". She had a maniac look about her and her eyes kept darting every which way.

"Lita?" Raye asked again, waving her hands in front of Lita's face. She didn't even blink, just gazed ahead, tongue lolling and a drip of drool running out of her mouth grossly. Suddenly, she looked up at Raye and giggled hysterically. She gave a loud neigh and began singing in off-tune.

"I'm a little hor-sey! Such a pretty hor-sey…Clip-pety clop! Clip-pety clop!" Raye pulled back, giving Lita an odd look as the brunette fell silent again, never ceasing her rocking as the mad gleam in her eyes glowed brighter.

"Lita's gone crazy," Raye stated, as if this were the most un-obvious thing in the world. There was a bit of pity behind the voice as well. Rini inched forward at the crazy-closet captive, innocently curious. Immediately, it was as if a bomb went off when Lita saw the baby approaching. She flew back, trembling and screaming, trying to push her way into the clothes.

"S-stay back, demon!" she screeched frantically, putting her fingers into the sign of the cross. Rini didn't heed her and only moved closer, putting out a hand to touch the girl. Lita's screaming escalated into terrified sobs, and she shook harder. Finally, Amy had the brains to pick up Rini and move her away from the spasmodic brunette, lest she literally die from fear. Lita calmed slowly, but she shook still. Amy plopped Rini into Yaten's arms, who held her an arm's length away like Seiya had.

"There, there, Lita. It's OK. Pink demon's left now," Amy soothed, talking like one would to a child Rini's age. It wouldn't have made any difference, because in Lita's current state she was dumb as a doorknob. Lita's eyes dimmed, and she began looking sleepy. Without warning, her thumb went into her mouth and she fell back into the baby clothes, snoring. Amy looked on with an edge of revulsion. Now she REALLY wished they had brought a camera!

"Finally snapped, eh? I would too," Mina said, as if just noticing this and breaking into a song of : "I think Lita's gone craaaaaaazy!"

"Mina, don't tell me your next," Raye returned, annoyed. Mina didn't stop and Raye had to shake her shoulders forcefully.

"What was that for?"

"You wouldn't stop singing!" Raye said. "You were as annoying as Chad! Don't tell me you're next."

"Sure, like you'll find the graceful Mina singing in a closet. Right!" The bubbly blonde sarcastically shot. "Sorry, but I think I caught Devil Rini Syndrome." Amy giggled.

"I kinda like that. We should call what Lita has 'Devil Rini Syndrome'," she suggested humorously. Seiya was looking around the apartment in disbelief.

"Did a hurricane just happen?" he asked.

"No, Rini happened," Amy, chuckling, answered. Raye looked at Lita worriedly.

"Should we just leave her in there?" she questioned. Everyone agreed, not sure what else to do with the heavy girl. Yaten rubbed the bed, wearing a silly smile.

"Sooo… this is where it all happened, eh? Where the little terror was conceived?"

"Yaten!" Mina exclaimed, slapping his arm playfully. "Hentai! Can't you think of anything else?"

"Listen you guys, we can help you if you want," Seiya said again, hoping to get to see Serena later.

"If we can leave if she starts to maim us!" Taiki cut in passionately.

"Or kill us," Yaten added.

"God, she's just a baby!" Raye cried, annoyed.

"A baby capable of this!" Taiki argued articulately, gesturing to Lita, who let out a mad laugh in her sleep, fingers twitching as if they were wrapped around Rini's neck. Raye was at a loss for words.

"Well….well…." she began, being interrupted by Rini screaming. Yaten dropped her and she ran to Amy, hiding whilst glaring at Seiya.

"Bad! No like you!" Rini shrieked, pointing at Seiya. Raye snickered.

"You two'll get along just fine, I guess," she laughed. Taiki eyed Rini nervously, prone to becoming a nervous wreck around particularly murderous kids.

"Careful, Seiya, she's probably got it in for you. Just look at that face she's making! Probably thinking up another devil idea!" he said. Seiya rolled his eyes. Taiki could sometimes be a nuisance with his assumptions. Indeed, Rini was making a weird face, but not one Raye liked.

"Uh….guys? I think she's pooping," she intoned. Rini grunted, her diaper expanding. Amy inched away from Rini, revolted. The air began to smell with a sickening stench.

"Make her stop!" wailed Mina, nose plugged.

"We can't!" Amy said, pulling her shirt up over her nose. "This is a normal phase of the bowel movements acting upon the child who is getting ready to free herself from her human waste and it's impossible to refrain her!" The girls got sweat drops over their head.

"Amy, make sense," Mina whined.

"Speak English," Yaten agreed, scratching his head and nonplussed at her complicated phrasing.

"It means that when she's pooping you can't stop her," Amy sighed, feeling the stupidity of the others glowing off them. Rini gave a particularly loud fart and Yaten yelled:

"God, what the freakin' hell have you been giving her to eat? Brocolli?"

"S'gattie!" Rini yelled, who seemed satisfied with her work that now filled the room with its smell.

"Excuse me?" Raye asked, looking into Rini's red eyes questioningly.

"What language is that?" Mina questioned.

"Obviously gibberish demon baby-language," Taiki said.

"Me s'gattie to eat!" Rini repeated, desperate for them to understand her. Enlightenment came into Raye's violet eyes.

"Do you mean 'Spaghetti'?" Raye prodded the child. A smile spread across Rini's face, lighting it up.

"S'getti! Waye knows me mean!" Rini cried joyously. She gave Raye a big hug, while Raye stood there, saying:

"She said my name… What a smart child!" Then the miko realized what was held in her diaper that very moment and felt sick, trying to push the baby away from her.

"Raye, first things first, how are we supposed to make spaghetti with the devil child free to do what she wants?" Mina asked. A plot formed in Raye's mind.

"Rini, if we make spaghetti, you have to let us change your diaper, and take a nap. Promise?" she asked.

"P'womise," Rini spoke solemnly. Raye picked up Rini and brought her into the bedroom, followed by the others. She set Rini down on the bed while Amy passed her a diaper. Raye groaned, feeling a wet spot on her side where she had held Rini.

"Her diaper's leaked!" she said. "Just great!" Rini looked at her apologetically, something quite rare. Raye looked down and smiled warmly.

"It's not your fault, sweetie," she crooned. She changed Rini's diaper and then put the tot into her crib. Then she ran into the bathroom and retching noises could be heard. The raven girl came out, wiping her mouth. Amy giggled.

"First time changing a diaper?" she asked. Raye snorted.

"Disgusting," was her moaned response.

"Holy cow! Demon's asleep!" Mina informed, in awe. They turned to Rini, who indeed was snoring lightly, hugging her stuffed bunny tightly to her. The girls smiled, then went into the kitchen to make spaghetti. One little, red eye opened…

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A/N: Oh dear. Do not leave Demon Child Rini alone, by herself. I hope the Lita stuff was pretty funny. I wanted to thank Aleric and Mae-E for this idea, as well as serena221. Your reviews are greatly appreciated, peoples! (hint!hint!)