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Last Chapter

"Holy cow! Demon's asleep!" Mina informed, in awe. They turned to Rini, who indeed was snoring lightly, hugging her stuffed bunny tightly to her. The girls smiled, then went into the kitchen to make spaghetti. One little, red eye opened…

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In the kitchen, chaos happened all over again. They had managed to success ruin by dumping the spaghetti sauce and the noodles, and Raye gotten burned by the hot water and was now sporting her wound while getting milk ready. Mina groaned.

"God, where is Lita when you need her?" she scoffed. "She's the domestic, cooking type!"

"Apparently, rocking in a closet singing," Amy returned on the dot. They finally finished and brought the spaghetti into the bedroom. And screamed. Mina dropped the spaghetti on the floor and it splattered everywhere.

Rini was wide awake, with her diaper off and laid out on the floor in front of her. She was proceeding to play in it, which she had evidently pooped in again. The demon child was also using this to make beautiful artwork on the wall (wink). The spaghetti was ignored as they ran at Rini.

"BAD GIRL!" Mina shrieked, revolted beyond words.

"Paint," Rini said cheerily, smearing some on Mina's dress. Mina screamed.

"I'm infected! I've been infected by a demon!" she screeched to the world. Raye picked up Rini carefully, feeling ready to gag and avoiding the baby's hands at all costs. The miko ran to the bathroom where she washed her and changed her clothes all over again, dubiously wondering how many times she'd have to do this before Serena came home (Ah, the glorious thought! 'When Serena got home…' Raye was planning an all-out, child-free party when this was over). The Starlights and the other girls cleaned the wall, disgust clearly written all over their faces.

After this fiasco, Rini went back into the room, accompanied by Raye.

"S'getti?" she questioned sweetly, wanting to know where her pro-offered food was.

"No, demon! No spaghetti for you, you evil possessed child! You were bad! Spaghetti gone! GONE! BYE-BYE!" Mina yelled, quite angrily. She still hadn't gotten over the "paint" on her dress, which she had vigorously scrubbed to get out, but a small brown stain still remained. Rini's lower lip quivered.

"Mina! Baka!" Raye cried at the blonde, seeing the effect coming. Rini screamed, reaching 10 on the decibal scale. The tears positively poured from her eyes.

"Shhh… Rini… don't cry…" Raye cooed desperately, waving the stuffed bunny in Rini's face. Rini screamed louder and pushed the bunny away callously. Mina had hurt her feelings, and now she wanted Mom to comfort her! And she wanted her food, of course.

"SSSSSS'GGGGETTTTTTIIIIIIEEEEE!" she screamed, falling onto the floor unceremoniously. She began to kick and roll around, having a large temper tantrum. The phone rang and Mina picked it up cautiously, worrying that the caller was Serena. The girl would have a fit if she heard her daughter screaming bloody murder in the background, thinking they had harmed her baby in some way!

"H..hello?" she said slowly and vigilantly.

"SHUT THE (beep)ING BABY THE HELL UP! I LIKE MY OWN (beep) PEACE AND QUIET!" The man on the other end screamed rudely. Mina's anger flared up and she proceeded to bellow back:

"SERVES YOU RIGHT!" and slammed the phone down.

"Idiots!" she cursed, looking down menacingly at the floor below where the man lived. Rini suddenly stopped crying and Mina ran in to see why.

"She found the spaghetti," Raye informed weakly, watching Rini play in the spaghetti on the floor and eat it, completely ruining her new, fresh dress. Yep, the changing of clothes was going to become a common act, Raye decided. Mina ran to the tot to stop her and Rini through a meatball at the blonde, fairing a good aim and a strong arm. Perhaps Serena's Sailor Moon days of flinging tiaras had paid off through her daughter. The meatball splattered all over Mina's dress, adding a beautiful red stain next to the mushy brown one.

"That was my favorite dress!" Mina cried, tears forming in her eyes. Rini giggled.

"DEMON!" Mina shrieked, crawling into the closet where Lita was, who giggled nervously, now awake but still out of it.

"Mina, what the hell do you think you're doing?" Yaten exclaimed.

"I'm staying with Lita!" she retorted, sniffing and rubbing her dress as if it were the finest leather now ruined (which in truth, it was). She closed the door and they heard sniffling on the other side, accompanied by Lita's monotonous chuckling for no particular reason.

"She won't be much of a help anymore," Amy sighed. They heard some footsteps running into the living room and Rini was sitting on the floor, remote in saucy hand, clicking buttons. The TV turned on and she was flipping through the channels.

"TV," she said. The Teletubbies came on and Rini laughed as they bounced around freakishly.

"Is this a kid's show?" Amy asked. "Cause I don't think bulbous freaks of nature bouncing around is a kid's show."

"She likes it, she watches it. That's that," Raye responded, checking her watch. Time had flown by- it was now 8:00pm. Now to just get through the night alive and sane….

Raye was cleaning the mess in the kitchen with Amy, while the Starlights cleaned the spaghetti mess up in the bedroom. Rini was contentedly watching the Teletubbies, or at least, as far as Raye knew. She checked in the living room and saw Rini glued to the TV, deep into whatever she was watching. Raye couldn't see the TV and turned back to what she was doing. The volume turned up- apparently Rini was fiddling with the remote again. But what Raye heard was not the Teletubbies, it was MTV. A song by Eminem floated to Raye's ears. He was singing:

"I'm the lead singer of my band, I get all the pretty girls to take off their underpants…"

"WHAT?" Raye exclaimed loudly, dropping the dish (ceramic, may I add) that she was cleaning. It broke, and pieces of glass flew everywhere.

"Shit!" Raye swore vehemently. Amy came running in to see what the curse had been for and cried out in pain as she stepped on a particularly sharp piece of glass which embedded itself in her foot.

"OWWWW!" she screamed, hopping back as if she had been scalded. She hopped to the bedroom, and pulled out the glass with groans of pain. Her foot was bleeding.

"Why me?' she moaned. "Why?" The Starlights got her a band aid and they started cleaning the new mess (lots of cleaning!). Raye went into the living room where two people on the TV were moaning in pleasure and doing (Ahem). Raye turned off the TV at once, feeling scarred for life. Rini, however, didn't foster the same feelings. Rather, she took on an innocently curious approach.

"What they doing?" Rini asked, pointing at the TV. Raye blushed horribly.

"Nothing…" she replied instantly, standing in front of the TV so the child could not turn it back on.

"What they doing?" Rini repeated, being Miss Stubborn.

"Rini, you'll know when you're older," Raye told the girl, blushing profusely.

"TELL ME!" Rini demanded, little future Princess attitude in place. Raye definitely did not want to be the one to give her the "talk", that was her parent's job.

"Why do you want to know?" Raye prodded, trying to delay the question.

"Cause Mommy and Daddy do dat too," Rini said, not missing a beat. Raye snorted, stuffing her fist in her mouth as to not laugh too much. The pressure was overbearing.

"They, um…it's a form of wrestling," Raye explained. 'Nice save, Raye', she thought.

"Dat make sense! Daddy always win dow," Rini smiled. Raye snorted again, biting her teeth so hard on her fist that she thought it might bleed.

"That…that's good. Run along now Rini," Raye told the child, eyes gleaming with mirth. This was definitely a little more than she had wanted to hear. Rini skipped away, leaving Raye to laugh openly.

"Ohh…Serena and Darien'll kill me…." Raye chuckled, her laughter finally dying away.

Rini was sitting in the kitchen, watching the Starlights clean. She had dragged her bunny with her and now was sucking on one of its ears contentedly. Taiki, whoever, was not as content at this.

"What'cho looking at, pipsqueak?" he asked angrily, glaring at her and feeling vaguely nervous at her intent gaze on him. That little devilish head was always plotting.

"How's about she's look' in at your big, bulgy pe-"

"Yaten, get your head out of the gutter! It's always you, you hentai!" Taiki yelled, hitting Yaten with a dishtowel. Rini clapped gleefully.

"Hentai!" she squeeked, copying. "Hentai, hentai, hentai, hentai!"

"Shut up!" Taiki shouted at her. Rini ran around the house, all the while crying "Hentai!"

"It's all your fault, ya know?" Yaten said.

"Shut up," Taiki grunted. Raye came in, a hand clasped tightly over Rini's mouth.

"You are so stupid!" she cried. "OW!" Rini bit her hand and Raye let go.

"HENTAI!" Rini screeched.

"SHUT UP!" Taiki bellowed. Rini was silent, lower lip trembling and eyes watering with oncoming tears.

"WWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" she screamed. Raye picked up the sobbing child, hoping to calm her but not succeeding. Suddenly, Raye dropped her and Rini fell to the floor- Rini had just emitted some strange power and it made her impossible to hold, as if shocks were racing through her body. A yellow crescent moon appeared, producing huge amounts of force far greater than they had ever thought would come from a little girl such as herself. It threw the foursome back into the wall.

"Holy shit!" Seiya cried, almost crushed by the force but managing to hold out. "She's got one strong power!" The power subsided, and the crescent moon disappeared. Rini was left sniffing, and Taiki approached her cautiously.

"Rini?" he asked, walking slower and slower, not knowing how she would react or if she would do that weird power thing again. "I'm sorry. I just…lost my temper…" Rini looked up at him, and for a minute, Taiki thought she was going to cry again. But then, she gave a big, toothy grin and hugged Taiki.

"OK now," Rini reassured in her own way, and then ran to Raye, embracing her too. She had taken a liking to the raven girl that was her godmother. She seemed the nicest, to Rini (although really, she was the only one who could at least sort of handle the demon).

"Waye, wan' pway," she stated, tugging Raye's black hair. At that moment, Amy limped into the room.

"What was that enormous power I felt?" she questioned curiously.

"Rini," Raye said, gesturing to the girl.

"Tremendous. Absolutely tremendous. And at such a young age too!" Amy muttered, more to herself than anyone else. She pulled out her computer and asked to examine Rini.

"Why?' Raye asked, cautious, knowing how Amy sometimes got crazy ideas that she wanted to do. The girl had a slightly insane side next to the brainy one.

"I'd like to examine her with my computer, and see how powerful she is at the moment," Amy responded, a mad gleam in her eye. She eyed Rini with the air of finding a great discovery.

" 'zamine wit toot-er?" Rini repeated childishly. "I see toot-er!" She reached for the computer greedily, constantly having the need to examine something new. Amy held it away from her, lifted up into the air and way far away from the 2 year old's small reach.

"It's mine," she whispered, giggling.

"Amy, I think that glass in your foot has caused you to go crazy," Raye told her blue haired friend. "You're not being normal."

"But what is normal?" Amy chuckled, eying her oddly. Rini ran under Amy's legs and pulled up her skirt. Taiki ogled at her undies, while the rest of the Starlights and Raye gasped.

"I see Wonden, I see Fwance, I see Amy's underpants!" Rini sang in her little singsong voice. Amy blushed and pushed Rini away, but Rini was faster. She grabbed Amy's computer and ran away with it.

"Toot-er mine now!" Rini laughed.

"Monster! Devil! Get back here with my computer!" Amy yelled, limping after Rini. She screamed when she reached the living room.

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A/N: What happened? Has Amy truly cracked as well? I hope this chapter had you laughing too. Please, please, review! I loooooooove reviews insanely! Really make my day. Keep watchin' this fic, y'all!

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