Madrix
As we arrived at these new people's house, they were standing outside. They looked like a mix between a rat and a tiger. I thought this was very funny, very funny indeed. Thystan and Frynic gave them a hug and introduced them.
"Everyone, this is Paul Eena, and Joseph Eena." Everyone here couldn't help but snicker a little. Paul got mad.
"Ahh, Thystan! C'mon! You gotta stop that!" Thystan was confused.
"Huh?"
"I will introduce myself. It's not as funny that way." Thystan rolled his eyes and smiled.
"Ok, everyone. Conversate a little longer, then we should be off." I like Joseph. He was cool. I hopped up to him.
"Hey, Joey! What are you?" He looked away from Sonic and smiled.
"Hahaha! Well, I'm part Kangaroo, leopard." He looked at Sonic now. "This interbreeding is getting a little crazy, huh?" Sonic agreed. Joey then turned to me and bent down. "What's you're name?"
"My name is Madrix! I like Wankonots!" He smiled at this.
"Wankonots, huh? Have you seen the secret episode of Demonot vs. Fullverzonot?" I was now confuzzled.
"What? No." He was now confuzzled.
"AWW! You haven't? I have got to show you it! I found the source code on my computer! You'll love it!" I was now more excited than usual.
"Really? You would?" He smiled.
"Yeah. And, I have a nice collection of figures and cards, too. Especially my limited edition Syroganot." I was now very surprised. I love Syroganot.
"S… Syroganot?" He nodded. I could tell we would be best buddies. Marcy and Paul were talking now, and I think they like each other.
"Well, nice to meet you, Joseph! Can I call you Joey?" He smiled.
"Sure. Madrix." We high fived and decided it was time to move along. Everyone talked a little more and then broke into their groups. We then were off, me and Liartra in the lead.
Espio
"Yeah, sucks we didn't catch her." I looked towards Thystan, who was upset because we didn't catch Gerocina at her house. It's like she knew we were coming for her.
"Tails! Get me one of them Jimmy Pop Colas!" Tails nodded and walked into the kitchen. Frynic was headed to take a shower, and Team Restlex was outside playing Wankonots. Vector sat down and listened to something on his headphones. As he did, Sonic walked into the room.
"Hey, has anyone seen Hitail?" I nodded.
"Yeah, last I saw he was headed to the back room." He headed back there. I followed him, just because I was bored. When we entered the room, Hitail was on Thystan's computer, listening to Bloodhound Gang's 'Balls Out'. Sonic was surprised.
"Hitail, why are you listening to that? That has some stuff you shouldn't hear." Hitail ignored him, then turned the music off and hippity hopped out of the room. Sonic shook his head and walked out. I decided to get on the computer.
Hitail
I was walking around, looking for something to do. Thystan's house is so big, there's nothing to do. I passed by Madrix, who was getting a Jimmy Pop Cola.
"Hey Maddy! Can you get me one?"
"Sure thing, Hitail!" He threw one at me. I caught it and popped it open. It started to bubble everywhere. I quickly sucked the bubbles up. I love those bubbles! As I drank my soda and walked around, Espio approached me.
"Here, Hitail." He handed me some tickets. I was excited.
"What are these for?" He smiled.
"A Bloodhound Gang concert. And a backstage pass. Tomorrow." I stared at him for a minute, the jumped into the air and yelled.
"YAY! JIMMY POP!" Espio laughed as I hopped around the house. I loooove Jimmy Pop! I walked up to Joseph and laughed.
"Hey Joey! I got a present! From Espio!" I smiled.
"Really? What is it?" I was really excited.
"Jimmy Pop!" Joey smiled.
"Really? Which one?" I was now confuzzled.
"Which one? Whaddya mean which one?" He frowned.
"Which CD?" Silly Joey! I didn't get a CD!
"No, no , no! No CD!" I pulled the tickets out.
"I got… Jimmy Pop!" He looked at me funny, then started laughing.
"Hahaha! That's great! I'm glad for you!" He high-fived me, then walked away. I was sooo stoked to go see Jimmy Pop-Pop tomorrow! And a backstage pass? I'm gonna get to meet Jimmy Pop!
Marcy and Paul
"Ok, Sonic! We're gonna go skate!" Sonic nodded as Team Restlex went off to the skate park. Everyone but Sonic, Paul, and Marcy went shopping or just out.
"So….. Sonic? Where are you going?" Sonic looked towards the jungle.
"Hunting." He took off. Marcy and Paul had no idea what it meant, but they just went inside.
"So, Paul. You know we're kinda cute…." Paul looked at her.
"What? Whaddya mean?" She scooted a little closer to him.
"I mean…. You're really cute…." She slid down towards his waist.
"Uhh, Marcy, what-"
"Shh…" She put her finger on his lip and unzipped his pants.
"Ok. But if someone comes home, it wasn't my idea. And, by the way, why are you always so horny?" Marcy looked up, angry.
"BECAUSE I'M A 16 YEAR OLD VIRGIN AND I'M READY TO BLOW! Now stand up!" He stood up reluctantly and pulled down his shorts. He began feeling a mythical sensation. Marcy was digging into it pretty quick, she was obviously having fun. This boosted Paul's confidence. As Marcy sucked him with aggression and speed, he moaned.
"Whoa, whoa…. Oh shit! I think I'm gonna come!" Marcy continued on. "AAAAHHHH!" She stopped and stepped away from his cock. She took her bra off and walked towards him. She pushed him onto the ground and pulled her shorts down. She bent over him, as he began to eat her out.
"Ahh, ahh, yes! Tounge fuck me just like that!" Paul continued on. "Ooohh….. yes… AH, AH, AHHH!" She came all over his face. He wiped it off and they continued to make out. As Marcy went to give him another blow job, Espio walked in. He looked at them in horror, then poofed. They continued on in such a sexual fashion, and it just got more sexual than before. At one point, Marcy tied Paul's hands behind his back and made him eat her out again. You could say it was…… violent pornography.
Hitail
As Hitail jumped and hopped his way to the Ringrom Arena, he was singing Balls Out with his new stylin' sunglasses. Espio was with him to help him get in.
"Hey Espio, why don't you come see Jimmy Pop?" Espio looked at him.
"Well, Hitail, sometimes I just need to be alone." Hitail had no clue what this meant, but they arrived soon enough to forget it. They walked up in the long line and eventually handed the man Hitail's tickets. As Espio went away, Hitail ran along through the crowd to the front. The concert was going to start in an hour or less. He went by the backstage guy after flashing his backstage pass.
"Yay, yay, yay! I'm meeting Jimmy Pop! And Lüpüs Thünder!" He watched as a few girls and their boyfriends walked out and he entered. Jimmy Pop looked at him as he walked over to Jimmy.
"And just who are you? Some kind of fox?" Hitail nodded and hopped back and forth.
"Yeah! And you're Jimmy Pop!" Jimmy smiled as Willie the New Guy walked up.
"Haha! Jimmy! Aren't there some freaks on this weird planet?" Jimmy nodded.
"Yeah, but this little guy's cool. What's your name, fluffy white thing?" Hitail took his sunglasses off and gave the peace sign.
"I'm Hitail!" Hitail now did a back flip and landed like Spiderman.
"Whoa! This kids got some skills!" Jimmy Pop laughed. "Hey, Hitail. Why don't you come back here for a minute?" He walked back towards the instrument room. As Hitail followed, he sat on a red couch. "Can you play any instruments?" Hitail did not reply, he just hopped merrily over to the electric guitar owned by Lüpüs. He picked it up and immediately started playing it, just coming up with a sick line. Jimmy Pop stared in disbelief as Hitail invented this marvelous line.
"Whoa! Have you played guitar before?" Hitail shook his head. This threw poor Jimmy in a loop. Hitail now began searching for a certain note. When he found it and a few other notes, he played Pennsylvania. Jimmy laughed.
"Hey! Its Pennsylvania!" Hitail, now worn from this vigorous and sudden guitar playing, sat down by Jimmy. Jimmy offered him some gum, and he accepted.
"So, Hitail. You live close?" Hitail shook his head.
"Naw, I live with Sonic and Tails and everyone else." Jimmy got an idea of who Sonic was, and Hitail explained.
"Wow. We got fans that would travel that far to see a skimpy ass concert?" Hitail laughed. They talked for a while more, and Jimmy was really interested in this 'furry white perverted fox'. Espio had poofed, and was now invisible, watching everything that went on. Jimmy shook Hitail's hand. "Hey, how about getting onstage tonight with us?" Hitail, for once, quit moving.
"Real…. Really?" Hitail exploded as Jimmy nodded. He ran around the room with his amazing speed, really surprising Jimmy. Poor Jimmy Pop.
"Hey, little guy! You've got some unrealistic non human speed there!" Hitail laughed.
"Practice, Jimmy Pop. I practice." Jimmy and DJ Q-Ball laughed really hard at this, as did Hitail. Even though he did not see what was so funny. Hitail jumped up and tagged Jimmy's hair. This made Jimmy laugh again. They said their goodbyes for now and departed. Hitail now waited impatiently for the concert to start. Soon, inner lights went out and Bloodhound Gang walked on stage. Jimmy took the mic and screamed.
"WHATS UP MOTHERFUKERS!" The crowd went wild. Especially Hitail. Jimmy, in his usual onstage psycho mood, rambled on. "You know what Ringrom? I've got you a present!" The crowd went wild. Jimmy smiled then mooned the crowd, making them go even more insane. "And ya know what else? It ain't my job to fuck you on your birthday any fucking more! Why? Dunno, but I sure miss it!" He laughed and the gang went into playing 'No Hard Feelings'. Espio laughed at this remark. The guard standing next to him looked in his direction with a weird look on his face. Of course, Espio is invisible. So the guard couldn't see him. After a few more comic remarks and three more songs, Jimmy Pop walked to the crowd. "Ya know, I met this kid today. Now it wasn't some hot chick that I'd rape in the back of a fruit truck. He was white as a fucking albino, and furry as a damn fox. Well, you could say he was a fox. And this motherfucker could play guitar, and he's only, like, ten! And I want to see his puny ass again. So, make fucking noise for Hitail! Hitail, get your ass up here right now!" The crowd went insane as an over-excited Hitail flipped onstage.
"Hey Jimmy!" Jimmy high-fived Hitail and put the mic down.
"Hey Hitail… You mind playing Pennsylvania for them tonight?" Hitail went insane. Jimmy laughed. "Aight Ringrom Arena! Me and Hitail here are gonna bust some funky moves and DJ Q-Ball whacks his beats. Aight?" The crowd yelled as DJ Q-Ball started the scratching. Jimmy went first. He did a few neat twists and nice moves, and ended his thirty second dance with his signature grab balls technique. Hitail now started flipping and break dancing, which he had never done before. Jimmy and half the crowd stood wide-eyed and mouth agape. Hitail ended this moment with a lemon lime and landed in Shinobi-form. I say, he whooped the shit outta Jimmy Pop there. "Well, folks, he officially kicked my ass all over Mobius with that! Nice fucking moves there, Hitail." Hitail gave him a nookie.
"Of course, you num num!" Jim looked towards Lüpüs and pointed.
"POKE HIM!" Lüpüs now poked Hitail, which confused Hitail. Jimmy Pop now ran to a cooler on the side of the stage and grabbed two cans.
"Here is my new drink, Jimmy Pop Red Rum!" He gave Hitail a can. Hitail, not knowing rum was alcohol, popped it open and took a drink.
"Mmm! Tropical Punch!" Hitail enjoyed this drink. Him and Jimmy drank that one and had a few more. Lüpüs Thünder now went backstage and came out with a fire hose. He turned the hatch and mayonnaise flew out of the nozzle. The crowd went wild as a few of the front row people got covered in mayonnaise. Hitail now took the guitar and the band started Pennsylvania.
Sonic
Today was a long day. The grocery shopping was very quiet, the kids weren't as hyper, and I had no success in finding anything of interest in the jungle. As I lay there in Thystan's basement on a mattress he had put there, I thought. In two days was the big day. Gerocina would meet her fatal fate…. or us. Anyone could parish here, that's why we have to give it our all from the very beginning. As I lay there thinking, I heard someone coming down the steps. I looked, and it was Sally. She walked over to the mattress and laid down next to me.
"Hey, Sonic. Long time, no see." I smiled.
"Yeah." She scooted a little closer.
"You know… you've gotten a lot sexier than you were." I smiled even more.
"So have you. But don't think anything, we need to rest for tomorrow." She started to take her bra off.
"Oh, I'll get plenty of rest." She pulled her bra off and grabbed my hand, putting it on her breast.
"Sally, what are you doing?"
"Shh….." she pulled my head now towards her. Okay, so I guess she was horny? Jesus. Some people are just weird. I started to suck her succulent breast. She moaned quietly. "Yeah... just like that, Sonic…." Her nipple tasted pretty good. "Yeah….. oooohh…." I started on her other breast now. After I did that a while, she moved down. She started to suck my dick. My, that felt great! She could suck really hard, and she could do it well. She pushed her head all the way up to my balls. I could feel my cock go down her throat.
"Ahh!" It felt so good, I had to moan. She sucked and sucked. I had already came and she still sucked. Now I was a little pissed. I swear I was about to faint. She looked like she was about to suck it till it turned white. "AAHHH! JESUS!" I came again, and she took her shorts off, then her panties. "Ahh, fuck." She sat on my hard penis.
"Oohh…." She moaned as my penis went in her pussy. At first she was super tight, but as we began to fuck, she loosened up. She moaned again. "Ahh, it's deep! It's deep inside me!" This felt really good. Being a virgin sucks compared to this. I came, and she calmed down. As I started to sit up, she started fucking again.
"What? Sally! Stop!" She continued to bounce on my cock.
"Oh, Sonic! I can't! I want to feel you! I want you in me, all over me!" I went along and we fucked a few more times. Finally, she quit. We did 69 in 69 different ways, putting more ounce to the bounce. We finished, did a few more sexual actions, then we laid side by side. For some reason, she wanted to talk after words. As for me, I was done with that bitch.
-ShaDuxX plays The Quiet Things-
Thystan
'Shadow the Hedgehog… who in the fuck is that?' Thystan wondered to himself. 'And, why do I keep having images of him? I don't even know what he looks like! Could he have something to do with my past?' He chuckled to himself. 'Oh well, if I see him and we ain't connected, I'll kick his ass. He rolled over to see Kari quietly shutting the door to his room.
"Kari? What the fuck are you doing?" He whispered. She jumped.
"Oh… you're awake…" She turned red in the face. He smiled.
"No, it's ok. Make yourself at home." Thystan understood her problem. The guest room had always been kinda weird to stay in. Kari came over to the other side of Thystan's bed and laid down, without using the covers, like Thystan. Kari looked at him.
"So… wolf-pine?" Thystan nodded.
"Yeah, it's a little weird… this interbreeding is getting a little crazy, huh?" She giggled.
"I guess so. But some of the outcomes are pretty funny." Thystan looked at her.
"Like Joseph and Paul?" She clapped her hands like Nick does and laughed.
"Yes! They are the funniest things! Especially the tails!" Thystan laughed at this. He then looked up.
"Yeah, but they're the best damn friends one could have." They were quiet for a minute, then Kari spoke again.
"I think Paul has a thing for Marcy." Thystan burst out laughing really hard.
"Yes! I know! That is the funniest thing I've ever seen! It's so unlike Paul to just dig into a girl like he did!" Kari laughed.
"And Marcy is finally gonna get some ass! We won't have to hear her bitch!" Kari thought for a minute to herself. 'Some ass? Right now would be good. Wait, no… talking like this is comforting enough. He couldn't take me anyway.' Obviously, she was kinda ready to go. "You know, I thought you would be asleep. I was just going to lay on the floor or something, since Espio is on the couch." Thystan shook his head.
"No, Hitail is gonna be back from that concert soon. And he's gonna make a helluva lot of noise, too. Just resting while I have the chance." Kari had just remembered that Hitail had gone out.
"Oh, that's right! Hitail isn't here!" They lay now, with an awkward silence. Thystan sighed.
"Kari, who am I?" She looked at him, confused.
'Well, you're hot for one, dumbass.' she thought to herself. "What do you mean? You're Thystan to me." He laughed.
"No, I mean… I don't remember anything from before three years ago. I have no past." Kari looked at him.
"Aww! You lost your memory? You poor thing!" She scooted towards him and wrapped her arms around him. Believe it or not, they both felt pretty good at this point in time (duh). They laid there with a comforting silence as they waited for Hitail to return.
Everyone except those who sleep
Hitail staggered through the door at twelve fifteen. Thystan, Kari, Liartra, Sally, Sonic, Vector, Marcy, Joseph, Tails, Ynaffit, Knuckles, Frynic, and Paul were up. Hitail tripped over his left foot in drunk confusion. "Hey everybody." Sonic and Vector laughed.
"Hello Hitail. What the hell is up with you? It isn't like you to trip like that." Hitail shook his head in dizziness and pointed into nothingness.
"Jimmy Pop Pop and me had a few of his new Jimmy Pop Red Rum drinks, and now I feel really fuzzy." Everyone laughed. Hitail stood up and staggered into the kitchen and attempted to open the refrigerator. He damn near fell into it. He grabbed a Jimmy Pop Soda and popped it open. He drank it down in one swift move. He then walked a little to the right and plopped down on his back on the floor. Everyone laughed.
"Jesus, Hitail! Didn't we tell you not to go drinking?" Hitail looked at Ynaffit in a confused daze.
"Ya know what? Fuck you." This made everybody laugh really hard. Really, really hard. They had never heard Hitail cuss before. He thought it was a very bad thing to do. But, hanging out with Jimmy Pop for a day will change your mind. Especially when you're drunk. "And, he gave me this stuff called marijuana… dang, now I feel all funny…. I can't see where I'm going." Everybody laughed even harder. Thystan, Frynic, Knuckles, Liartra, and Charmy were on the floor in laughter.
"And you smoked weed? Jesus Christ Hitail! You're a joke!" Hitail hiccupped.
Hitail jumped up onto the refrigerator and posed like superman.
"I AM MODEM!" He jumped off and flew around the kitchen. Tails grabbed his foot, making him fall on his face.
"I didn't know you could fly!" Hitail sneered at him.
"You stupid num num." Marcy stepped up.
"I'll suck your num num!" Ynaffit slapped her. Tikal walked in now.
"Num num? What is that? I want a num num! How big are they? I'm not that hungry. Are they cherry flavored?" Frynic waved.
"Mine is." Thystan punched him as Marcy looked at him, wide eyed and smiling. Hitail jumped back on the refrigerator.
"Num Num!" Tails yelled back.
"Stop saying that!" Hitail frowned. Kari walked in.
"Num Num?" Tails turned, greatly annoyed. Paul walked in as well.
"Num Num huh? Any left?" Tikal stepped forward.
"Tell me what a Num Num is!" Everyone started arguing about num nums. Tails got pissed to da max.
"Shut da fuck up!" Everyone looked at him. "You wanna num num? I'll give ya one!" Tails threw his arms out as everyone stood staring. Ynaffit looked confuzzled.
"Was that supposed to do something?" Tails pointed toward her.
"You wanna stay in my house? Then shut up." Hitail frowned as he lay on top of the refrigerator.
"I did something bad, didn't I?" Ynaffit nodded.
"Yeah, but I guess you couldn't help it. After all, it's Jimmy Pop. And Lüpüs Thünder." Hitail laughed.
"Yeah. Lüpüs Thünder. That crazy son of a bitch. He sprayed the crowd with mayonnaise." Everybody laughed. Again.
"Mayonnaise? That's awesome!" They talked awhile, until Hitail went to sleep. Everybody had lost their breath from laughing so hard. After he regained his breath, Thystan carried Hitail to Tails' room.