-ShaDuxX plays Back Down To This!-
Knuckles, Hitail, and Ynaffit
Knuckles, Hitail and Ynaffit were walking through the open plains.
"Ahh…. why do I feel so fuzzy?" Ynaffit laughed at Hitail.
"Because, you've got a hangover. It should go away…. depending on how much you drank." Hitail frowned.
"I'm sorry about last night…. but, hey! That Jimmy Pop Red Rum tastes pretty good!" Ynaffit smiled. Knuckles put his hand on Hitail's shoulder.
"It's ok, Hitail. Just, next time only drink one. It shouldn't do much harm." They continued along, just talking about what happened at the concert. All of a sudden, Hitail spotted a small dot in the sky.
"Look! Is that a UFO? Or is it just this hangover?" Knuckles and Ynaffit looked up. There, in the sky, was a spacecraft of some sort. It got decently larger as it continued towards Mobius.
"It looks like it's gonna crash here!" Sure enough, in about forty seconds, the ship hit the ground, going 40 feet into the ground in the middle of this plain.
"Let's go see it, Knuxy!" They ran towards it. The hole was about 200" x 129". Fairly large. They ran to the edge of the hole and looked down. On the roof of the spacecraft was a human. Soon, out of the roof hatch, another.
"Ay, mate! I knew we shouldn't have come on this damned mission!" The other guy rubbed his shoulder.
"Yea, but ya know, the pay is good. Well, come to think of it, we won't get paid now. Dammit man, stupid spaceship!"
"Yeah, shove it up the penis if I ever accept another damn mission from them again. Stupid Americans."
"Hey, where did the investi-gator go?"
"He escaped through the hole in the side of our cockpit!" The guy hit the other on the shoulder. "Duh, you num num!" Hitail tapped Ynaffit.
"Psst! They said num num!" Ynaffit shushed him and they continued to listen. They had some small armor, no shirts, a few military body straps, and two guns each. Knuckles shouted to them.
"Ay Chase, was your Magnum damaged any?"
"Nope. Good as new. A little bloody from the Krypton ordeal but, ok."
"Hey! You guys need some help?" The guys looked up.
"And, just what the hell are you mate?" Knuckles laughed.
"I'm an echidna." The one on the left looked confused.
"Echidna? Ok, whatever, mate. And no, I'm sure our bio-enhanced anti-gravity shoes will help us out." The other one looked at him.
"Are you an idiot, dude? The bio-enhancements won't get us that high!"
"Well, we have to try." They jumped, and landed on the plains.
"Holy shit, mate! This planet's gravity is off-set, and it enhances our bio-enhancements!" The other one looked at his shoes.
"Yea… so that's why I felt anorexic." The guys looked at Hitail and Knuckles and Ynaffit. "Oh, that's right! I'm Chase."
"I'm Hawk. Who in the hell are you… or, what?"
"I'm knuckles, an echidna."
"I'm Hitail, and I'm a fox."
"And, I'm Ynaffit. I'm also a fox." Chase looked at Hawk.
"Ay mate! What is this? Sesame Street?" Knuckles laughed.
"This is the planet Mobius. Right now, you are on the main island of Danzig."
"Well, that helps. Now we know the name of this place."
"Yeah. We're from Earth, and a continent called Australia." Chase nodded.
"Yeah. We're Australian, bitch." They all laughed.
"We were on a space mission, but… those cheap Americans made our spaceship so generic that one single floating black blanket could make the whole damn thing fall." Knuckles thought. 'A floating black blanket? That sounds like….' He shook his head and blew the subject off.
"A space mission, huh? To where? To fight the wooberskanks?" Hitail was still hung over. "You guys want to stay with us?" This happened kinda sudden, considering none of the heroes had ever really hung with humans before.
"Uhh….. sure?" Knuckles nodded and motioned to follow him. They took off and headed to Thystan's, which wasn't that far away.
Marcy
I was smiling at one of the Australian thingies, wondering when I'd get my chance. But then again, what the hell? I walked up to one of them. I wonder how big their dicks were? "Can I defragment you?" The Australian turned all mezzed up in the face. I don't see what for. Hmm. Probably the nail polish I had sniffed. Ynaffit just up and slapped me again.
"You fucking slut! A new set of friends, and the first thing out of your mouth is something about sex!" What a fucking bitch! She's so weird! I just wanna fuck! It's, like, totally natural!
For the interest of this story, Austin has changed the point of view to a more fit perspective.
Everyone
Chase and Hawk lay on the couch. "Yea, so, um…… that's basically it…. That damned Black Doom or whatever knocked us down here."
"Yea, mate! Stupid blanket!" Everybody laughed. Hitail was now over his hangover. Or, for the most part.
"So Chase, what is this Investi-gator?" Chase flinched.
"Oh, yeah! Our Investi-gator is a sort of tracking/ spy device. It's also very, very smart. It's a live creature, a small midget alligator. It's really harmless unless you threaten it."
"Yeah, and it's tuff as a real alligator, maybe even tougher. But, it's like a parrot. You say something it likes; it mocks you whenever it feels." Hitail laughed.
"Yay! So, it's a parrot in an alligator's body?" Hawk nodded.
"Basically." Rouge was feeling very random. This didn't happen often.
"Hey, does anybody have any Red Hots?" Mijjett looked at her.
"Why in the hell would anyone have any Red Hots?" She looked fiercely at him.
"You watch it, you bucket of worthless screws! I was just asking." Amy, Bunni, Frynic, and Ynaffit were watching TV, then Wankonots came on.
"HEY EVERYONE! IT'S WANKONOTS!" Everybody looked.
"WANKONOTS?" Everyone ran to the TV. Chase and Hawk were confused.
"What in the hell is a Wankonot?" Nobody listened so they decided to just watch. About halfway through the show, Chase laughed.
"Ay, mate! I think I like this show!" They watched the rest and sang the outro to it. Just then, a small alligator showed up.
"Damn controls. Damn controls." It said happily. Chase was alarmed.
"Investi-gator! You're back!" Hawk rolled his eyes.
"Yep mate. And he still has that quote stuck in his head." Chase nodded.
"Yea. Ya know, that's fucking annoying sometimes." The Investi-gator blinked happily.
"Fucking annoying." Everybody rolled their eyes.
"Great." Rouge thought for a minute, then looked at Knux.
"Is the statement 'opposites attract' really true?" She was obviously still feeling random. Knuckles laughed. Then he thought for a minute.
'Well, that might be true…' He looked at her. "I don't know." She shrugged and went to get a Jimmy Pop Soda. Just as she did, a small explosion was heard.
"What the fuck was that?" Thystan looked outside.
"DUUUUCCCKKK!" Like, any good that would do. Thystan's house immediately flashed white and was turned to ash. Everyone was knocked down. Sonic got up and looked at the others. Then, to where the blast came from. He gasped.
"Gerocina…" She laughed evilly as she stood there staring at her destruction.
"HAHAHA! You fools… you should never have provoked me… Now that I have the Shadow Amethysts of Chaos AND Time, there could never be any way possible you could defeat me!" Thystan stood up, a little shaken from the explosion.
"You… you bitch… what is your problem!" She looked at him sharply.
"You! You can shut up now. I've got the power right here to destroy you all!" Bunni now stood up.
"You damned selfless coward! You destroy everything all because you aren't the only surviving echidna? You fucking asshole!" Gerocina immediately, in a split second, shot a large Chaos Arrow at Bunni. It struck her in the lower left of her neck, killing her instantly. Sally, who was now awake, ran to her. Sonic was pissed beyond all belief necessary.
"Dammit! What in the hell is your problem! You kill my friends, you pay!" He curled up into a ball and spin-dashed towards her. She easily stopped him.
"Haha! You think that will work? Think again." Just as she went to use an attack, a knuckle contacted her straight in the lip. She fell to the ground. She looked up to see Knuckles staring into her eyes, his filled with fire.
"Nobody fucks with my friends." She sneered.
"Ah, so you're the leader of the surviving echidnas? Ha! You will pay for this!" She kicked him down as she leaped to her feet. He regained his stance and began a raging fist fight with her. As they engaged, Most of the others woke up. Chase and Hawk were barely affected. They were in confusion.
"Ay…. Mate… please tell me… WHAT IN THE FUCK IS GOING ON!" Sonic looked to Hawk.
"No time to explain, all you need to know is she is trying to destroy this planet, and damn well has the potential to do so!" Chase loaded his Glacier Magnum and cocked it.
"That's enough for me." Hawk did the same.
"Yep. Me too." Gerocina knocked Knuckles down.
"Hahaha… I'll destroy you along with the island of Nyrsina!" She immediately started to ascend upwards. Then, she shot into the air. Team Sonic, Exidna, Flux, Chix, Chaotix, and Restlex followed.
-Meanwhile-
4,000 miles into the air, where the island of Nyrsina looked the size of her hand, Gerocina looked down. "Hahaha…. Silence. Now, I will destroy this pathetic fucking island…." She began to charge a ball of energy.