(A/N: Well this is my new one-shot. I hope you all like it please review and tell me! Please! Oh and for my other story 'I'm Sorry' I will be updating soon its just that I started senior year and so much homework, plus work experience starts on Friday and I'm babbling and just giving excuses whish I'm sorry about but I will update! Happy reading!)

So this was it.

My girlfriend cheated on me with some low-life singer. I mean come on; I'm handsome, rich, modest and great in bed if you know what I mean.

So what the hell did he have that I didn't huh?

Maybe he seduced her…hmm probably would be the sorta thing he'd do to get her off me…or maybe I'm just going insane.

I've got it! He blackmailed her! He had to have; I mean what woman would cheat on moi? I gave her everything she ever wanted.

Just sitting here in my mansion thinking about it makes my blood boil. I remember once during one of our fights, she called me conceited. How could I be conceited? It's called telling the truth honey, duh!

I even remember the day I walked in on them.

FLASHBACK

Hey baby, I'm so glad rehearsal is over, I couldn't wait to hold you in my arms again and whisper sweet nothings in your ear…

END FLASHBACK

Okay so maybe it didn't exactly happen like that but who the fuck cares, it was more like he was trying to nail her to the floor, which is just as bad, coz she was my super hot sexy bitch…er, I mean girlfriend.

Another thing I remember from that day, I went home and I was so mad I went and smashed all of her perfumes, and creeping jeebus does she have a lot of them. When they were all smashed it smelt like one of those really gross 'rose' toilet fresheners mixed with the smell of wet dog and a stinkbug when you squish it, it was so disgusting! Afterwards I was standing in the bathroom looking at myself in the mirror and my face was so red, someone could have come up to me and said 'Hello, were you a tomato once, or did you just take a Polyjuice potion to turn into a fire crab?'

Like whatever. Oh my god, I even sound like that stupid, superficial, backstabbing bitch that I loved.

Meh. I'm here now all alone with my wand at my throat. I guess what everyone was saying in seventh year at Hogwarts was true. Harry would get with Ginny. Draco with my bitch, er girlfriend Hermione and I, I Ron Weasley who dies alone!

'Avada Kedavra'

(Annnnnd so what did you think of it? I know Ron isn't rich but he sued someone. You can make up what he sued them over! Lol anyway please review!)

Kee-Meow