A/N: Yeah, I know, I said this was going to be a one shot…but I got so many cool reviews! Really I had no choice but to write a sequel! Eh…lame excuse, but I'm sure you will all forgive me once you read my latest addition of 'Ode of Hate to Mary Sues: The bashing continues.' This one isn't directed towards any particular anime like the first chapter, but I think it will go over well. Enjoy. And if you really like it, be sure to leave a review saying as much.
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Ah, the Mary sue,
You fascinate me so.
The way you screw up my favorite animes,
And generally add ten slut points to everything you touch.
Children cringe when they hear your name,
For no one should be that peppy,
Without being shot…
Several times.
Why is it,
That you only ever seem to come in two or three varieties?
Why are you always an exotic princess?
Or a fierce warrior that seems to have dropped from nowhere,
To land in the middle of a plot,
To which you don't belong,
And always manage to screw up?
Why…
Do you always end up being the most skilled dancer in your village?
Is your village that small?
Why…
Are you always half-fairy, quarter-demon, quarter-water nymph,
Or some other insane hybrid of beasts?
Can't you just stick with screwing up one race?
Or do you have to shame them all?
Whatever.
It's impossible to understand you…
And easier to just laugh,
As you try so hard to look cool,
But really just look like you must be in Special Ed.
Someday…you'll find the right man for you,
And he'll probably be your first cousin, named Ed, ironically.
In the meantime,
Do us all a favor,
And contract an STD.
We all know you will eventually,
With the way you whore around.
Why not speed up the process?
The end.
Ha, this one was much more sinister, but I like it. Truthful, as always. Well, be sure to tell me what you think. If I get enough reviews, and any more ideas (unlikely…I've covered most of the bases) I may just write another chapter. If anyone has anything they'd like me to add, speak now or I will throw you to the Sues.