DISCLAIMER: I don't own Harry Potter

So so so very sorry for not updating but I have GCSE AND I HAD TO REVISE

PREVIOUSLY: Hermione dislocated Blaise Zambini's arm and she talked back to Snape (shame on Hermione)

Chapter 2

Tiered

Just as Hermione left the great hall the rest of the black lionesses caught up with her "Way to go Hermione!" said Lydia

"The look on Zambini's Face! Priceless" laughed Jewels

"And Snape he looked absolutely furious when you answered back" Jo patted her on the back

"The sound Zambini's arm made Brilliant" applauded Melissa

"Thank you! It was a pleasure I'm sure I will do again" Hermione twirled around to face them, took a bow and burst out laughing "any way, you wanna go to class or wanna go steal Potter's map?"

"Well if we go to class now then they might expect us to do it all year and just aint gunna happen" said Jewels

"Alright then stealing potters map it is" said Melissa

"So let's go then" said Lydia

TRANSFIGURATION CLASS WITH 7TH YEARS

Professor McGonagall was calling the register when she got Hermione's name "Miss Granger …. Does anyone know where Miss Granger is?" everyone looked noticing the person who usually saved them answering any of the questions was missing.

"Professor I think she is with Professor Snape because of what she did to Zambini" said someone from the back.

IN THE BOY'S DORMITRY

"I FOUND IT!" shrieked Jo

"good now lets clean this mess up so the can tell we were here" said Hermione

"ok what was that incantation Talon told us about the one the clears up our tracks?" asked Lydia

"oh yea I remember

The mess we have done,

Is to be undone,

All trace we made here,

Is to disappear!"

All the belongings scattered on the floor flew back in to place "that is one handy spell" said Jewels

"so we got still half an hour till next lesson" said Hermione

"Do you recon we could get drunk in half an hour?" said Melissa

"I don't know lets find out" said Jo

They rushed down to the kitchens for fire whiskey

Halfway through potions they fell through the door to the potions lab all landing on top of each other and at Snape's feet.

"Granger, Westwood, Stone, Ash and Gem would you care to explain why you are half an hour late" Said Snape

"No hiccup I don't" slurred Hermione while she and the others got up

"Are you lot Drunk!" he asked

Hermione snorted "No" she said "I am so totally way beyond drunk" while waving her arms around and she nearly fell over but was caught by her fellow drunk companions.

"50 points each From Gryffindor arriving drunk to class"

All the other Gryffindors groaned

"Awww your no fun" slurred Jewels "you know this place is so gloomy you should redecorate wait let me PARTIUS DECORUS" She had waved her wand and the room was decorated the room with streamers and balloons. All the students gasped.

Snape waved his hand they disappeared he was looking livid more so than usual and glared.

"Ppft! You're ruining our fun!" said Hermione and she crossed her arms

"MISS GRANGER! How much did you drink exactly?"

"well first the dared me to drink 4 fire whisky bottles in a minuet which I did then I had 4 more taking it slow and then I just drank till one after another and lost count and the other did and then I…..I II ……What did I do"

"Then we had some really fantastic muggle herb called cannabis" said Jewels

"Yes that's what we did and then we went hyper" continued Hermione

Snape having studied all herbs muggle and magic new what it was "You stupid Girls. Why did you take such a Drug?"

"Because we are stupid little girls" said Jo and started giggling

"Potter! Weasely!" barked Snape "escort them to the hospital wing please"

"We can get there ourselves thank you very much" said Hermione

"MISS GRANGER I DO NOT WANT TO WASTE MY TIME ESCORTING DOPED UP STUDENTS TO AND FROM THE HOSPITAL WING!"

"Fine come on then girls follow the weasel" they left the class following Harry and Ron to the hospital wing.

THE HOSPITAL WING

"Mr Potter Mr Weasely what are you doing here"

"Hermione and the others decide to have a smoke of cannabis and arrived late for potions Professor Snape said they need to be checked over" said Ron desperately want to get away from Hermione and her hate filled gaze.

"Very well you may leave. As for the rest of you sit down on abed each" the girls quietly walked over to a bed each and Harry and Ron left.

"Now explain yourselves"

They all looked at each other and nodded in agreement but then didn't say any thing they just laid down on the beds.

"Very well don't answer me" she waved her hand and a blue potion appeared in front of them "drink it! Now I have to get Professor Dumbledor this is a very serious matter" Madame Pomfrey left them alone

"Worked like a charm ok so were would you keep the students medical files" said Jewels as she got up

"Umm let's try her office" said Hermione the others nodded in agreement.

Jo used an unlocking charm on the door and then on the filing cabinet "bingo!"

"Alright Jo. Now quick copy them"

"yep done" She stuffed the copies in to a bag

"ok lets get back before they do"

As they sat down on the beds Dumbledor came in with Madame Pomfrey following

"Miss Granger, Westwood, Stone, Ash and Gem would you tell why you showed up drunk and high to a lesson"

"Well sir we are really sorry sir honestly" said Hermione "we were just a bit stressed" she said will looking at her feet and rubbing the ground with her foot making her look like her old self again.

"Well Miss Granger taking in that this is all very out of character you I will let this slide and as for the rest of you I will give you a second chance but don't let me hear of this again"

"Yes sir!"

"very well you seem to all be sober I will let you get off to break"

AT THE END OF THE DAY

The rest of the day they went quite well they each managed to get a detention in very class not that they had any intention going you under stand and now they where currently in the room of requirement watch the dot with Harry potter move around the boys common room.

"You would think he would have given up by now" said Jewels

"Yea he is kind of annoying it that way sometimes like 'please let me copy your homework' he says it over and over and over and at the end you just what too kill him. My god he was annoying" said Hermione as she rolled up the map and said it "mischief managed"

"lets spend the night here I don't think I could put up with Lavender Parvati" said Jo

Immediately 5 beds appeared around them "god I love this room" said Lydia

I really really am sorry

Please review

I just think I have to say cannabis is not cool I just need to make the really drunk quickly

Thx