Charlie lay in a tent made of polar bear skins, silently wondering why he was in lying in a tent made of polar bear skins when Squinty Jack from Crayloa University entered. In his left hand was a plastic bottle filled with rain water. In his left was a portable television set. Charlie sat up, clutching his broken arm with an obvious sense of lost respect as Squinty explained the TV set.
"RandomArabianGuy found it on the top of Mount Vesevius."
Charlie coughed loudly. "MOUNT VESUVIUS? That's the volcano that killed all those poor Romans!" Squinty tilted his head thoughtfully. "Yeah your right." He shrugged. "Weird co-winky-dink." Squinty said. Charlie couldn't believe it.
Squinty Jack turned up the volume on the TV set. "THE ISLAND IS EVIL. IT IS NOT A FUN PLACE. THERE IS A MONSTER WHO ATTACKS PEOPLE WEARING A TIE. THE ISLAND IS EVIL. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! OH MY GOD!MY LEG! NO! GOD! MY LEGG!"
Jack turned it off. "I wonder what that means." During the TV's announcement, Charlie had gotten up, walked out of the tent and been promptly attacked by Fugitive Kate. Claire, armed with a small child, approached. "KATE. Stop!" Fugitive Kate turned around and told her life story. The rest of the people felt sympathy on her and joined her in her plight to ruthlessly beat Charlie up.
Nobody was chained the the wall by a chain that was attached to a wall until Chapter Four was born.
