Disclaimer: Everything belongs to the creators of Little Shop of Horrors.
A/N: My first fan fict. Please be nice. I dedicate this to Penny of PennyandFae!
Mushnik and Seymour are inside the Audrey II, along with the dead bodies of Audrey and Orin.
"Ugh! Seymour!"
"What? Mr. Mushnik is-is that you?" There was a long pause. Seymour turned his head only to have a slimy blob of something fall on him. He screamed out in disgust.
"Mr. Mushnik! Mr. Mushnik! Daddy!"
"What is your problem you deranged piece of shit? I am right here! Do you think I am leaving any time soon?"
"No, Mr. Mushnik," Seymour said quietly. "Man, this sucks, Audrey is dead and I might as well be too! And it is dark and warm…AND I THINK I JUST TOUCHED AUDREY'S FINGER!"
"No, that was MY finger, you stupid ass!" Seymour started crying. This is NOT how he wanted to spend the rest of his life.
"You don't have to be so mean, Mr. Mushnik."
"YES, I DO!" Seymour put his head in his hands. Something smelled funny. He licked his hand only to find it was covered in blood. He continued wailing.
"OH SHUT UP!"
"I KILLED THE DENTIST! AND I JUST DRANK HIS BLOOD!" Seymour cried. Mr. Mushnik started screaming.
"What are you doing, you psycho? Drinking someone's BLOOD!"
"I didn't do it on purpose you-"
"OH MY GOD I AM TRAPPED WITH A CRAZY MAN-"
"No-no Mr. Mushnik you've got it all wrong I-"
"OH MY DEAR LORD-"
"MR, MUSHNIK SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Mr. Mushnik did, but only for a second.
"I'm hungry," Mr. Mushnik wailed.
"Oh, Mr. Mushnik not now!"
"I WANT ICE CREAM!" Seymour covered his head in his hands only to remember they were covered in blood. He shrieked out with disgust.
"HELLO BOYS!" A voice called.
"Mr. Mushnik, what was that?"
"Seymour, shut up!"
"IT'S ME THE AUDREY II! GET READY TO BE DIGESTED!"
The last thing to be heard was the men's screams.
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