Disclaimer: Uh… Jade would like to say that she in no way owns anything associated with Harry Potter. Except for the characters and places she made up in this story. So please! For the love of (insert deity here) CALL OFF THE LAWYERS!

Warnings: Slashity slash slash!

A/N: Please don't kill me. My computer got all weird, and then my grandma died, and then my cat got sick, and then I had a big project to, and then I got a boyfriend… and… I think I'll stop there. Anyway, updates in the story. Peter Pettigrew was found sneaking into Gringots, and hence, Sirius Black is a free man. Woooo!

Chapter 14: Warp what?

"Today, class, we will be making a potion called the Living Potion. Can a single one of you tell me what it does?" Snape was in his usual bad mood. Go figure. Several Gryffindor(k)s raised their hands, as well as a few Ravenclaws. Jade rolled her eyes and raised hers, seeing that Snape refused to call on some one from another house. "Yes, Miss Varya?"

"The Living Potion gives the drinker 24 hours of an exciting life." She sighed, bored.

"And why is this potion so dangerous?"

"Because the excitement could be very dangerous. It was a few years ago I believe when a guy named Lipetim overdosed on it and was killed by a stampede of wild jungle animals which were magically transferred to England via the potion."

"Good, fifteen points to Slytherin."

The class ended in another 15 minutes, which passed incredibly slowly. Soon everybody was in the Great Hall for lunch.

"Hey Chris!" Crystal had changed her name again. Honestly, picky huh? She turned to Hermione.

"Ya Herm?"

"Did you start that project for transfiguration yet?"

"Uh… if I say no will you hurt me?"

"Good! I haven't started either. Ron! Close your mouth! Yes! I AM capable of not finishing things early! Do you want to work together?" Ron quickly looked around.

"But… I thought WE were working together!" Hermione rolled her eyes.

"You're working with Harry, remember? Honestly, why I tolerate you…" Ron grinned.

"Because you looooooooove me!" Hermione blushed, before diving into a hug. Chris smacked her head and coughed.

"So, would you like to work on it later tonight?" Hermione gave a nod before turning her attention to Ron.

Over at the Slytherin table, Jade, Draco, and Blaise were discussing how nobody seemed to notice the behaviour between Draco and Harry.

"It's weird, you guys haven't fought at all! And they are just completely oblivious to it. Granted, you haven't been making out in the halls or anything, but still." Blaise shook his head. Jade put her head in her hand.

"Well, Draco isn't exactly the highest position anymore after his father… well… you know…" Draco nodded, encouraging her to continue. "He isn't all that anymore, he's just like everybody else. People just figure he doesn't have to live up to anything now, and that Harry doesn't need the extra stress, so he stopped the fighting. You can only notice the quick smiles to eachother if you're looking for them. Though I do admitt, if Carey and Elsie just stopped fighting, I'd still notice…" The guys gave her a confused look. "Girls from my old school. Same position as you and Harry. Carey's father was really Voldemort crazy and she wasn't, but she acted the part. Elsie is loved by everyone, and the two just don't get along. At the end of last year Carey's father was killed, but they didn't stop fighting…" Jade looked at the guys, who weren't paying attention at all. "Helloooooo! Anything in those skulls of yours?" Blaise looked up.

"Uh, are you purposely making your eyes and hair change color that fast like that?" Jade took out a mirror and cursed.

"I got to go, I may not be back for the other classes, so Blaise, I'm counting on some decent notes please?" Blaise nodded. After she left, they resumed their conversation. Draco gave his friend a confused look.

"What was that about?" Blaise just shrugged, and went over to the Ravenclaw table, leaving Draco to talk to Pansy about the Slytherin Common Room's make over.

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Addie was in the middle of a discussion about Potion's when Blaise came over.

"Hey, Apple." She looked up and smiled, motioning for him to sit down. He accepted, and joined in the conversation.

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"So Harry… how are things with Draco?" Hermione smirked, as Harry instantly blushed.

"Good… We have been getting along pretty well. In fact, what time is it?" Hermione cast a spell on her rice which quickly spelt out 12:15. Harry smiled and looked across the room towards Draco. They met eachothers eyes, and nodded. "Hey guys, hope you enjoy the show," he whispered to his friends, before standing up and walking towards the center of the room, leaving Ron, Hermione, and Chris all in confusion.

"DRACO LUCIUS MALFOY! WHY DIDN'T YOU COME TO THE ASTRONOMY TOWER LAST NIGHT!" Draco joined Harry at the center of the room.

"Harry, baby, I'm SOOOO sorry! I was getting ready for our 3 month anniversary, and I just got so caught up, I lost track of the time! By the time I got there, you had already left!" Draco started pouting and tearing up, holding Harry's leg.

"Is that so? And what, pray tell, was that, considering last week was our anniversary and I don't see anything!" Harry had started tapping his foot awaiting an answer. "Draco! I don't think I can forgive you this time… It's happenned one too many times…" At that moment, Jade walked in, looking completely gorgeous, and walked over to Draco, pulling him off the floor.

"Well, if you don't want him anymore, can I have him?" Draco and Jade shared a smirk, before starting to walk out of the room together. Just as they reach the doors, Harry stops them.

"Well I don't want him to leave me yet!" Jade and Harry stare eachother down, before Draco steps in between, calmly saying,

"Hon, there's enough of me to go around!" They all share a smile, before walking out of the Great Hall, arms around eachother.

Dead silence.

And then, from the Ravenclaw table, two loud, "Whoop!"s.

And then immediate chatter.

From behind the closed doors of the Great Hall, Jade, Draco, and Harry were all laughing hysterically, walking towards the Slytherin Common Room.

"Oh my GOD Jade! That was amazing!" Addie grabbed her sister from behind with a hug. "How long have you all been together and how long have you been planning this?" Harry rolled his eyes.

"We've been together for a week, and we've been planning it for a week." Addie grinned and went over to Blaise to give him a hug. "Jade also came up with another brilliant idea…" Addie gave Harry a questioning look.

"Well, you know Halloween is next month… And she thought we could do something fun for it… We'd need you guy of course, but we already have permission from Dumbledore, and it would be HYSTERICAL!"

"Do tell…" The group gathered into a corner of the room, planning on what they would do.

"Good evening, students! I hope you have enjoyed this week. I have a few announcements I'd like to make." Dumbledore smiled and waited for the room to grow silent. "The first announcement is that there will not be our usual Halloween dance this year…" Groan from the room, as well as a surprised look from the teachers. "Instead, a group of students and a few select adults have decided to put on a play in the spirit of the holiday. It will only be for third year students and older, with very few exceptions to those who are already 13 and in second year. The group will need a few extras, so if you are interested please see Jade." Jade stood on the Slytherin table and twirled, pointing at herself. "Yes, that's Jade. But I'm sure everybody knows you from yesterdays dinner…" Jade smirked and sat back down. "Anyway, this group will be performing Rocky Horror Picture Show, which is a muggle musical and movie. The cast list is as follows:

Sirius Black as Dr. Frank N. Furter

Draco Malfoy as Rocky

Jade Lindelea as Columbia

Addie Lindelea as Janet

Blaise Zabini as Brad

Crystal Aara O'Loome as Magenta

Harry Potter as Eddie

Ron Weasley as Riffraff

Pansy Parkins as Dr. Scott

And

Hermione Granger as The Criminalogist

If you'd like to be involved with costumes, sets, and the variety, again see Jade. Now you may eat!"

Instantly the Hall burst out in talking. The cast grinned, and went to the Room of Requirement to meet Sirius for their first rehersal.

A/N: Soooo was it worth the wait? I hope so.

Please review, if only a smiley face. :P

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Me: It's astounding… Time is fleeting…

Random teacher: Doing the Time Warp won't get you any house points, Jade, as clearly stated in rule number 150. ( Go to xanga . com /harrypotterpix101).

Till next week!

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